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nicole wrote: 09 Mar 2021, 16:35 Okay I’ll bite. How do you make a bong out of a cigarette?
this is the mocking literalism content I am here for
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Here I thought bongs being made out of bongs was the bit deserving further elaboration.
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Something like this I presume?
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The Mandelbong set.
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Kolohe wrote: 09 Mar 2021, 19:51 The Mandelbong set.
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Aresen wrote: 09 Mar 2021, 22:43
Kolohe wrote: 09 Mar 2021, 19:51 The Mandelbong set.
WiWiWiWinnnn
I may have laughed at these two comments (actual, vocalized, stomach-rippling laughter) more than I've laughed at anything in a long time. Well played, you two. :)
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Is...that what TERFs believe?
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Hugh Akston wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 09:15 Is...that what TERFs believe?
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nicole wrote: 09 Mar 2021, 16:35 Okay I’ll bite. How do you make a bong out of a cigarette?
As dhex said, you take some of the tobacco out and replace it with weed. This is a classic way to fool the cops, as they don't look twice at a cigarette. Plus you get the double bonus of nicotine and THC in one pull.
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D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:00
Hugh Akston wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 09:15 Is...that what TERFs believe?
If the weed is strong enough.
ahem
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nicole wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:20
D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:00
Hugh Akston wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 09:15 Is...that what TERFs believe?
If the weed is strong enough.
ahem
If that 'ahem' was in the manner of a 'tut tut,' I'll just say that (1) it was meant to suggest that a sufficiently stoned TERF might well babble that incoherently and (2) I have discerned an alarming growing fondness for watered-down Marxism among a number of feminists, radical or not and trans exclusionary or not.

Also, if the choice is between hero and villain, I think Malcolm X falls fairly cleanly on the hero side.
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D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:54
nicole wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:20
D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:00
Hugh Akston wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 09:15 Is...that what TERFs believe?
If the weed is strong enough.
ahem
If that 'ahem' was in the manner of a 'tut tut,' I'll just say that (1) it was meant to suggest that a sufficiently stoned TERF might well babble that incoherently and (2) I have discerned an alarming growing fondness for watered-down Marxism among a number of feminists, radical or not and trans exclusionary or not.

Also, if the choice is between hero and villain, I think Malcolm X falls fairly cleanly on the hero side.
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Professor Professorson wrote: 10 Mar 2021, 12:20
nicole wrote: 09 Mar 2021, 16:35 Okay I’ll bite. How do you make a bong out of a cigarette?
As dhex said, you take some of the tobacco out and replace it with weed. This is a classic way to fool the cops, as they don't look twice at a cigarette. Plus you get the double bonus of nicotine and THC in one pull.
WTF dude. A bong is not a joint.
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How many murderers are mentally ill vs people making an impulse decision under duress?

But yeah if you can deprogram cult members, you can rehab alt-righters. Of course, the cult mentality is crucial to the continued functioning of modern society so.
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Man shit like that is why I unplugged from Twitter. Bad for my career networking but so good for my brain.
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This one's for Doktor T

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lunchstealer wrote: 16 Mar 2021, 02:38 This one's for Doktor T

TL? Twitter... loonies?
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Objectively you're both correct.
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I'm ambivalent about following Dave Weigel. On the one hand, I get a lot of news and coverage of what's being said in politics. On the other hand, I get a lot of it.
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Eric the .5b wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 19:10 I'm ambivalent about following Dave Weigel. On the one hand, I get a lot of news and coverage of what's being said in politics. On the other hand, I get a lot of it.
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(There are many people I don't follow for exactly that reason.)
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