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sometimes bigotries are true. especially mine!
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(Also, the Hibernians had it coming for being feckless commies who'll order "gimme a pizza box full of fried everything-the-cook-can-reach, I'm lonely and a little peckish" and then straight-facedly talk about American eating habits.)

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to be fair some of them were kropotkinites or trotskyists.

dietarily, probably could have used more cooks/fewer british neighbors with swords and guns.
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dhex wrote: 23 Mar 2021, 13:11 to be fair some of them were kropotkinites or trotskyists.

dietarily, probably could have used more cooks/fewer british neighbors with swords and guns.
Feral commies are still commies.

And the Brits conquered fucktons of societies that have better food to this very day. No excuses!
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I mean, the zenith of traditional Scottish food culture is haggis.

Haggis. You know, the shit that Robert Burns wrote a great poem about how it makes Scots mighty and able to defeat anyone you put them up against in battle...except the people they share an island with, of course. :D

And not that it's gross, but that it's basically just boiled meatloaf. The Cornish at least have the pasty, and how often does anyone weep for them?


ETA: Of course, ultimately, we know what it means for another nation to be "perfidious"--that they're better at stealing your shit than you are at stealing theirs.
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Eric the .5b wrote: 23 Mar 2021, 14:03 I mean, the zenith of traditional Scottish food culture is haggis.
Whereas the zenith of modern Scottish food is the deep-fried Mars bar.
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JD wrote: 23 Mar 2021, 14:13
Eric the .5b wrote: 23 Mar 2021, 14:03 I mean, the zenith of traditional Scottish food culture is haggis.
Whereas the zenith of modern Scottish food is the deep-fried Mars bar.
They're cordially invited to come back when they can outdo any random state fair. :D
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dhex wrote: 23 Mar 2021, 12:50 take it from the hibernians - albion is perfidious for a fuckin' reason, bruh.

though they did give us derek jarman. life is complicated.
But they also gave us Piers Morgan.

But they at least had the grace to take the fucker back.
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that guy is a spirtually stateless butthole.
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