Harry and Meghan on Oprah

[dhex]

sometimes bigotries are true. especially mine!

[Eric the .5b]

(Also, the Hibernians had it coming for being feckless commies who'll order "gimme a pizza box full of fried everything-the-cook-can-reach, I'm lonely and a little peckish" and then straight-facedly talk about American eating habits.)

My bigotries are superior.

[dhex]

to be fair some of them were kropotkinites or trotskyists.

dietarily, probably could have used more cooks/fewer british neighbors with swords and guns.

[Eric the .5b]

to be fair some of them were kropotkinites or trotskyists.

dietarily, probably could have used more cooks/fewer british neighbors with swords and guns.

Feral commies are still commies.

And the Brits conquered fucktons of societies that have better food to this very day. No excuses!

[Warren]

Goddamnit!
*bangs Universal Translator with palm*
This thing keeps cutting in and out.

[Eric the .5b]

I mean, the zenith of traditional Scottish food culture is haggis.

Haggis. You know, the shit that Robert Burns wrote a great poem about how it makes Scots mighty and able to defeat anyone you put them up against in battle...except the people they share an island with, of course.

And not that it's gross, but that it's basically just boiled meatloaf. The Cornish at least have the pasty, and how often does anyone weep for them?


ETA: Of course, ultimately, we know what it means for another nation to be "perfidious"--that they're better at stealing your shit than you are at stealing theirs.

[JD]

I mean, the zenith of traditional Scottish food culture is haggis.

Whereas the zenith of modern Scottish food is the deep-fried Mars bar.

[Eric the .5b]

I mean, the zenith of traditional Scottish food culture is haggis.

Whereas the zenith of modern Scottish food is the deep-fried Mars bar.

They're cordially invited to come back when they can outdo any random state fair.

[lunchstealer]

take it from the hibernians - albion is perfidious for a fuckin' reason, bruh.

though they did give us derek jarman. life is complicated.

But they also gave us Piers Morgan.

But they at least had the grace to take the fucker back.

[dhex]

that guy is a spirtually stateless butthole.