Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
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Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
In this case by currying favor by proxy via Rachel
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"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
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"Is a Lulztopia the best we can hope for?!?" ~Taktix®
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Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Obviously, I wish I could adopt her immediately! (But I would not, because I am too much of a hugger.)
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
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I just like that they waived the adoption fee because the cat is such an asshole
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I like this cat, and if I had no other cats nor a psycho dog who has no concept of personal space and a big stinky awkward dog who wants to love everyone and has no concept of space, I'd adopt that cat in a heartbeat.
I take personal space pretty seriously.
I take personal space pretty seriously.
"Dude she's the Purdue Pharma of the black pill." - JasonL
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
"Fucking qualia." -Hugh Akston
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Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
"saying 'socialism' where normies can hear it is wrapping a bunch of barbed wire around a bat, handing the bat to the GOP, and standing with your head in the strike zone."
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"Is a Lulztopia the best we can hope for?!?" ~Taktix®
"Somali pirates are beholden to their hostages in a way that the USG is not." ~Dangerman
"Somali pirates are beholden to their hostages in a way that the USG is not." ~Dangerman
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Way back in the 90's I was dating a woman that lived in an apartment with her cat. The cat was kind of a dick, in the typical cat way. He would slink behind the slat sofa and reach between the cushions to scratch you. If you wanted to pet him he'd usually walk out of the room, but if you were doing something he'd jump on the table and interfere with whatever it was. One day he was getting up under my arms while I was trying to pack a bowl. So once I managed to get it packed and took a hit, I picked him up, held his face in front of mine, and blew him a shotgun.
He ran around in circles on the carpet for a couple of minutes then wandered around with his eyes all dilated all "mewoooooooow" and finally fell over and went to sleep. After that, every time I took a hit in that apartment, the cat would come running from wherever he was and sit on the arm of the sofa. He'd just sit there until I blew him a hit and then he'd walk off and have a little adventure. He never came up and begged for it, and he'd still be a dick when he wanted to, but as soon as he smelled it, he'd come running to get a taste, and when he was high he was very well behaved.
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"Is a Lulztopia the best we can hope for?!?" ~Taktix®
"Somali pirates are beholden to their hostages in a way that the USG is not." ~Dangerman
"Somali pirates are beholden to their hostages in a way that the USG is not." ~Dangerman
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
My entry in the 2020 "Poorly Taken Photos of Cats" competition.
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That's an excellent Bill the Cat impersonation there. ACK! THBBFT!!
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Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
"Is a Lulztopia the best we can hope for?!?" ~Taktix®
"Somali pirates are beholden to their hostages in a way that the USG is not." ~Dangerman
"Somali pirates are beholden to their hostages in a way that the USG is not." ~Dangerman
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
I love that he has a home but I hate that she's trying to make him lose weight. LET CHONKY CATS BE CHONKY
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
when you wake up as the queen of the n=1 kingdom and mount your steed non sequiturius, do you look out upon all you survey and think “damn, it feels good to be a green idea sleeping furiously?" - dhex
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Max the snaggleblep
I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston
Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
And this is Sadie, who lives behind my wife's shop. She's filled out a lot since we started feeding her, and she's come to expect food so much that if she comes around and there isn't food, she hops up on the air conditioner and stares in the window. She's also relaxed enough that she doesn't run away when the door is opened.
I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston
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Awwww! I love you Max, and Sadie you are so fluffy!
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
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Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
"Dude she's the Purdue Pharma of the black pill." - JasonL
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake