Small joys and random good things
Small joys and random good things
Hooray, hooray, the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
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You say that every year. I bet you have never once fucked outdoors.Ellie wrote:Hooray, hooray, the first of May! Outdoor fucking starts today!
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Hahaha! Actually, I think you are right
It's snowing here right now so I'm not going to celebrate it this year either!

It's snowing here right now so I'm not going to celebrate it this year either!
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How outdoor are we talking?
Like a blow job while driving thru a state forest? Or a secluded spot in said forest?
Like a blow job while driving thru a state forest? Or a secluded spot in said forest?
Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston
leave me to my mescaline smoothie in peace, please. dhex
leave me to my mescaline smoothie in peace, please. dhex
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Dude, y'all late. Outdoor fucking started weeks ago down here judging by the arrest reports for indecent exposure.
Yeah but how can you tell at a glance which junk a raccoon is packing? Also, gay raccoons? - Hugh Akston
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You're in Houston. They're trying to get their outdoor fucking in before the heat and humidity mean that their junk mildews before the money shot.tr0g wrote:Dude, y'all late. Outdoor fucking started weeks ago down here judging by the arrest reports for indecent exposure.
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"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
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I just won Portland. The guy at Voodoo Doughnuts liked my t-shirt so much he gave me a free doughnut.
If only they knew.
If only they knew.
Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren
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Today I went and rented myself a solo rehearsal room so I could mess around with playing the drums, because I've never really played the drums and I wanted to try. It was a lot of fun, and way tougher than it looks like.
I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston
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Took our cat Fury* to the vet today for a checkup and vaccine booster. The vet said she was the picture of health. It's nice to have healthy kitty vet visits.
* Actually, her full name is Furiosa (although we rarely call her that at home), which kind of freaked out one of the Spanish-speaking vet assistants, who was amusingly worried about what a cat named that might be like (you get one guess what "furiosa" means in Spanish; it's a pretty close cognate). But she's actually a very sweet cat.
* Actually, her full name is Furiosa (although we rarely call her that at home), which kind of freaked out one of the Spanish-speaking vet assistants, who was amusingly worried about what a cat named that might be like (you get one guess what "furiosa" means in Spanish; it's a pretty close cognate). But she's actually a very sweet cat.
I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston
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RADLEY BALKO IS GOING TO BE AT THE MINNESOTA LIBERTARIAN PARTY CONVENTION NEXT MONTH
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
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Oh yeah? Is he scheduled to speak? Be on a panel? Is he pimping a book? Will you go?
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Scheduled to speak, and I am definitely going to go. (A few years back I attended for free by volunteering to be the person running the laptop for all the Powerpoint slides -- I just sent off an email trying to wheedle my way back into that freebie.
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I will have to try very hard to act normal around him and not clutch at the hem of his garment, or ask him to sign my boob, or anything.

I will have to try very hard to act normal around him and not clutch at the hem of his garment, or ask him to sign my boob, or anything.
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
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He's used to it, and he's also super, super normal in person.Ellie wrote: ↑14 Mar 2018, 12:03 Scheduled to speak, and I am definitely going to go. (A few years back I attended for free by volunteering to be the person running the laptop for all the Powerpoint slides -- I just sent off an email trying to wheedle my way back into that freebie.)
I will have to try very hard to act normal around him and not clutch at the hem of his garment, or ask him to sign my boob, or anything.
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"Sliced bagels aren't why trump won; it's why it doesn't matter who wins." -dhex
"Sliced bagels aren't why trump won; it's why it doesn't matter who wins." -dhex
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No one that shaves their head is normalnicole wrote: ↑14 Mar 2018, 12:11He's used to it, and he's also super, super normal in person.Ellie wrote: ↑14 Mar 2018, 12:03 Scheduled to speak, and I am definitely going to go. (A few years back I attended for free by volunteering to be the person running the laptop for all the Powerpoint slides -- I just sent off an email trying to wheedle my way back into that freebie.)
I will have to try very hard to act normal around him and not clutch at the hem of his garment, or ask him to sign my boob, or anything.
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dhex would beg to dif... agree. He'd beg to agree.Warren wrote: ↑14 Mar 2018, 12:15No one that shaves their head is normalnicole wrote: ↑14 Mar 2018, 12:11He's used to it, and he's also super, super normal in person.Ellie wrote: ↑14 Mar 2018, 12:03 Scheduled to speak, and I am definitely going to go. (A few years back I attended for free by volunteering to be the person running the laptop for all the Powerpoint slides -- I just sent off an email trying to wheedle my way back into that freebie.)
I will have to try very hard to act normal around him and not clutch at the hem of his garment, or ask him to sign my boob, or anything.
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"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
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Radley is very nice and gracious in person. Ask him how his dogs are doing.
Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren
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Why? Did he have to put them in the overhead bin?
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I'm going to have 24 hours alone in the house this coming weekend.
I am SO EXCITED.
Clean all the things!!!!!!
I am SO EXCITED.
Clean all the things!!!!!!
"Ellie is the Warren of comedy." -Shem
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Congrats! But where are David and the kids going to be?
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Out. They're going to be out. I assume they're getting corresponding tattoos as the twins are a bit young to start drinking.
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My band spent ten hours in the recording studio this past Saturday, and although it was a long, exhausting day, we got four songs recorded, and even the rough mixes sound really good.
I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston
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Hell, yeah, JD.
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Very cool, JD.
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"Dude she's the Purdue Pharma of the black pill." - JasonL
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake
"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston
"That's just tokenism with extra steps." - Jake