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[Ellie]

Ahh! I see it now but somehow I missed the visual clues to put together who was doing what. Thank you so much!

[dbcooper]

Girls would use the time machine to meet people in the past and satisfy curiosity.

Boys would use it to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah, the meme format was used for "girls would do something boring, boys would do something funny/ironic", and this meme suggests that guys would just try to impress girls and get laid.

[Hugh Akston]

TBF I would use a time machine to make money that I would use to impress girls and get laid.

[lunchstealer]

TBF I would use a time machine to make money that I would use to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah I think I would make an effort not to let on about the time machine, just get the money and life the lifestyle. And maybe arrange an accident for the second son of a third-rate New York real estate guy.

[thoreau]

TBF I would use a time machine to make money that I would use to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah I think I would make an effort not to let on about the time machine, just get the money and life the lifestyle. And maybe arrange an accident for the second son of a third-rate New York real estate guy.

I'd arrange for him to go meet with the son of a Saudi construction magnate, and then something bad would happen to both.

Maybe even arrange for a spoiled Korean kid to go AWOL from his Swiss boarding school and join them.

[lunchstealer]

TBF I would use a time machine to make money that I would use to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah I think I would make an effort not to let on about the time machine, just get the money and life the lifestyle. And maybe arrange an accident for the second son of a third-rate New York real estate guy.

I'd arrange for him to go meet with the son of a Saudi construction magnate, and then something bad would happen to both.

Maybe even arrange for a spoiled Korean kid to go AWOL from his Swiss boarding school and join them.

I feel like messing with the Nork regime needs to be done carefully, with frequent trips to 2100 to check for '...but on the bright side nobody's worried about CO2 emissions.'

[Aresen]

TBF I would use a time machine to make money that I would use to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah I think I would make an effort not to let on about the time machine, just get the money and life the lifestyle. And maybe arrange an accident for the second son of a third-rate New York real estate guy.

Nah. I'd just ensure that every doctor reported the bone spur was merely an artifact of the xray machine and not real.

[Ellie]

I'd go two days into the future and have hot sex with myself. Return to the present, take a day to recover and rehydrate, and then have hot sex with myself.

[Warren]

I'd go two days into the future and have hot sex with myself. Return to the present, take a day to recover and rehydrate, and then have hot sex with myself.

Isn't that kind of risky? What if you find out you're a lousy lay?

[thoreau]

TBF I would use a time machine to make money that I would use to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah I think I would make an effort not to let on about the time machine, just get the money and life the lifestyle. And maybe arrange an accident for the second son of a third-rate New York real estate guy.

I'd arrange for him to go meet with the son of a Saudi construction magnate, and then something bad would happen to both.

Maybe even arrange for a spoiled Korean kid to go AWOL from his Swiss boarding school and join them.

I feel like messing with the Nork regime needs to be done carefully, with frequent trips to 2100 to check for '...but on the bright side nobody's worried about CO2 emissions.'

OK, good point. The Fox executive who cancelled Firefly can take his place.

[Kolohe]

I'd go two days into the future and have hot sex with myself. Return to the present, take a day to recover and rehydrate, and then have hot sex with myself.

Isn't that kind of risky? What if you find out you're a lousy lay?

Ah, but what if you set up some kind of time loop and get better with practice everytime?

[dead_elvis]

I'd go two days into the future and have hot sex with myself. Return to the present, take a day to recover and rehydrate, and then have hot sex with myself.

Reminds me of one of my favorite songs (though yours is a little less dark): Destiny Street by Richard Hell and the Voidoids

I was walking down the street today
When I stepped off a curb into ten years ago
I was ten years past, and I saw myself at the age of twenty-one
Looking right back at the man I've now become

I scared myself—I was horrified
But elated too, like I'd
Escaped from ten year's jail
I'd never known was full of hell

Instantly I realized
This had happened to me once before
When I was the younger guy
And now I'd have to live it though once more

Yes, I seduced myself
I took me home
I whispered only I could make
The younger guy feel less alone

(I first heard this on a radio show titled "Celebration of Fear" by Jesse Walker, who said afterwards "Destiny Street made it into the program partly because it's a nice spooky story, and partly because I heard that on the radio in the middle of the night... I was just entering adolescence and it scared the hell outta me... too much sexual weirdness for that age"

[Warren]

I was just entering adolescence and it scared the hell outta me... too much sexual weirdness for that age

I do worry that kids today get too much sexual weirdness at too young an age. I shudder to think of my 15yo self having access to all manner of fetish porn.

[Ellie]

I'd go two days into the future and have hot sex with myself. Return to the present, take a day to recover and rehydrate, and then have hot sex with myself.

Isn't that kind of risky? What if you find out you're a lousy lay?

I'm more worried I'll find out I'm into some really freaky shit.

[nicole]

Girls would use the time machine to meet people in the past and satisfy curiosity.

Boys would use it to impress girls and get laid.

Yeah, the meme format was used for "girls would do something boring, boys would do something funny/ironic", and this meme suggests that guys would just try to impress girls and get laid.

Are you saying this meme is not of the form "girls would do something boring, boys would do something funny"?

[Warren]

I'd go two days into the future and have hot sex with myself. Return to the present, take a day to recover and rehydrate, and then have hot sex with myself.

Isn't that kind of risky? What if you find out you're a lousy lay?

I'm more worried I'll find out I'm into some really freaky shit.

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[D.A. Ridgely]

I'd make the Fox executive who cancelled Firefly an offer he couldn't refuse.

[Eric the .5b]

I vaguely thought the macro was a reference to the first season of nuWho, but it'd have to be a girl wanting to meet her father.

[dead_elvis]

Now this is a disaster-resilient electrical grid.

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[Eric the .5b]

Now this is a disaster-resilient electrical grid.

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OR

"This is why longtime Minecraft players hate noobs."

[dead_elvis]

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[thoreau]

I know it's the wrong species, but I must nonetheless say:

TEAM FALCON!!!

[JD]

This is kind of neat: a map of the countries of the world with what their names literally mean. Obviously a lot of them translate to "Land of the ____ People", but still neat. You'll probably have to click on the original link to get it remotely readable, and even then it could still be bigger.

[Eric the .5b]

It's a really neat idea, but at least some of them (the ones I checked) are wrong. It doesn't help that that they're inconsistent about names and meanings (for instance, the "United States of America" vs. just "Mexico", or "Land of the Angles" vs. "Land of the People"), but some are just simply wrong—"Argentina" just means "silvery/silver-colored", nothing about being beside a river or even land.

[Jadagul]

It's a really neat idea, but at least some of them (the ones I checked) are wrong. It doesn't help that that they're inconsistent about names and meanings (for instance, the "United States of America" vs. just "Mexico", or "Land of the Angles" vs. "Land of the People"), but some are just simply wrong—"Argentina" just means "silvery/silver-colored", nothing about being beside a river or even land.

The Angles/People seems at least somewhat fair to me. "Deutsch" comes from a word that means "people" or "folk". "Angles" comes from a word that means "fishhook".