This Life is Absurd

Pham Nuwen · Post by **Pham Nuwen** » 13 Feb 2018, 00:02

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

Aresen · Post by **Aresen** » 13 Feb 2018, 00:12

Pham Nuwen wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 00:02 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

Oh, Kung Fury, not Kung Furry. I thought it was a movie about kinky people who dress up as animals and are also martial arts fans.

Eric the .5b · Post by **Eric the .5b** » 13 Feb 2018, 00:32

Pham Nuwen wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 00:02 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

Honestly, that was a work that didn't even fill its original runtime. I'm pretty bewildered at this.

dhex · Post by **dhex** » 13 Feb 2018, 11:01

Seriously. It was a good trailer and less good film after first ten Mins.

Jadagul · Post by **Jadagul** » 13 Feb 2018, 20:19

I thought Kung Fury was great. But the thing I always say about it is that it knew that it couldn't be any longer than it was, and if it had been stretched out to a feature film length it'd've been terrible.

I guess we'll find out.

Kwix · Post by **Kwix** » 14 Feb 2018, 15:54

Aresen wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 00:12
Pham Nuwen wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 00:02 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.
Oh, Kung Fury, not Kung Furry. I thought it was a movie about kinky people who dress up as animals and are also martial arts fans.

I would watch this.

Fin Fang Foom · Post by **Fin Fang Foom** » 15 Feb 2018, 16:39

Jadagul wrote: ↑13 Feb 2018, 20:19 I thought Kung Fury was great. But the thing I always say about it is that it knew that it couldn't be any longer than it was, and if it had been stretched out to a feature film length it'd've been terrible.

I guess we'll find out.

Yeah. I didn't think it could have been a full ninety minutes. But Manborg worked, so who knows.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 22 Feb 2018, 12:33

Email thread from yesterday:

State Farm customer service rep wrote:
Hello –

I am reaching out to you because we would like to schedule a policy review and were unable to reach you by phone. Your homeowners policy is at renewal right now and it’s important that we review your coverage’s, discounts and deductibles.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience so we can set up a time to meet with [State Farm agent] and discuss your policies.

Thank you for your business.

Ellie wrote:Hi, would any time this Friday work?

State Farm customer service rep wrote:How about Friday around 2 p.m.? Either that, or 10 a.m. would work.

Ellie wrote:2pm works great!

State Farm customer service rep wrote: I will put you down. Would you please give me your full name so I can put on the calendar? I don’t have your last name in the email.

Uhhhhh, if you're reaching out to me, shouldn't you know who I am already?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » 22 Feb 2018, 14:11

Ellie wrote: ↑22 Feb 2018, 12:33 Email thread from yesterday:

State Farm customer service rep wrote:
Hello –

I am reaching out to you because we would like to schedule a policy review and were unable to reach you by phone. Your homeowners policy is at renewal right now and it’s important that we review your coverage’s, discounts and deductibles.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience so we can set up a time to meet with [State Farm agent] and discuss your policies.

Thank you for your business.

Ellie wrote:Hi, would any time this Friday work?

State Farm customer service rep wrote:How about Friday around 2 p.m.? Either that, or 10 a.m. would work.

Ellie wrote:2pm works great!

State Farm customer service rep wrote: I will put you down. Would you please give me your full name so I can put on the calendar? I don’t have your last name in the email.
Uhhhhh, if you're reaching out to me, shouldn't you know who I am already?

Yes he should. I suspect this is more Scamity Scam than The Absurd Life.

Jasper · Post by **Jasper** » 22 Feb 2018, 14:58

Agreed. Call your insurance agent or the customer service number and confirm your policy is up for discussion.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » 30 Apr 2018, 19:49

I drove past a small used car lot and saw Jerry Garcia polishing headlights. Looking ragged, but overall not bad for being dead for 20 years.

thoreau · Post by **thoreau** » 11 Jun 2018, 21:49

Dennis Rodman is on TV wearing a MAGA hat and a crypto currency shirt.

The operators of the Matrix seriously need to debug their code.

lunchstealer · Post by **lunchstealer** » 11 Jun 2018, 22:16

We are living in the future that Rodenberry promised us.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » 11 Jun 2018, 23:43

He was a great rebounder.

Mo · Post by Mo » 12 Jun 2018, 10:12

The news is MadLibs.

Dangerman · Post by **Dangerman** » 12 Jun 2018, 13:51

NSFW but awesome

Warren · Post by **Warren** » 12 Jun 2018, 14:41

Dangerman wrote: ↑12 Jun 2018, 13:51 NSFW but awesome

I think it would be great if society evolved to the point where everyone knows what kind of depravity everyone else is into and simply doesn't care. I don't know if that's possible.

Painboy · Post by **Painboy** » 22 Jul 2018, 00:07

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lunchstealer · Post by **lunchstealer** » 10 Nov 2018, 14:18

I got a lot of problems with you people.

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JasonL · Post by **JasonL** » 10 Nov 2018, 17:09

Ahh yard sard. A prominent “I’m too old for the internet” event in my life. Do not get why funny. Can’t find funny anywhere

Pham Nuwen · Post by **Pham Nuwen** » 13 Nov 2018, 21:59

https://www.mpamag.com/news/wells-fargo ... 16073.aspx

Highway · Post by **Highway** » 21 Nov 2018, 17:37

So this dude wants to be in a rock band. He makes a song, with a video:

(and yeah, it's pretty horrible, but amateurs gonna amateur)

But he's got a FB page with like 20,000+ likes, thousands of views on his videos, tons of comments saying how great the songs are.

Band gets booked on a European Tour, some fairly well-known venues. He hires three guys to play with him (cause even Dave Grohl can't one-man-band the Foo Fighters live). Venues are talking to the promoters, hearing that they're selling tickets well, until a couple days before the gigs. Band members say they were told that the tour would pay them 300 dollars plus expenses. 2 days before the "tour", they find out it's "300 dollars FOR expenses"...

Show up at the first gig... nobody in the audience.
Second gig... two people who were friends of the opening act.
third gig... 3 people.

Band meeting, and the band is like "dude, what the hell, this is stupid."

But it gets better...

The guy made up a fake label, fake promoter, fake award!! (which he won), fake press outlet. He paid for likes and comments on social media. That's a long way to go...

Tuco · Post by **Tuco** » 22 Nov 2018, 07:11

What a hustle. Also, how much like a bunch of goddamn musicians to decide to tour with some new guy and oh, yeah, who needs to get shit in writing?

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » 27 Dec 2018, 14:19

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

lunchstealer · Post by **lunchstealer** » 27 Dec 2018, 14:54

OK well now mine is gonna seem like a bit of a step down.

He really saved their bacon.

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