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15 minutes of today's episode is enough for me. The writing is so fucking bad.
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Good news. The security officer is dead.
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The Klingon political drama is more interesting than Starfleet.
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the innominate one wrote: 09 Oct 2017, 02:02 Good news. The security officer is dead.
A legitimately terrible character. Bad actress too (see BSG). I guess she was supposed to be the eye candy?

Ebert would've left the theatre over the contrived stupidity of her actions leading to her death. Very bad writing.
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Feeling real good about my decision to wait a couple seasons before watching this.
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This show is so fucking boring. 10 more episodes of the space monster and the spore drive. Completely uninteresting.
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They're done with the inspirational tardigrade.

But holy shit this isn't Star Trek. That's not [colloid of water fine-grained sediments and organic materials-d] those aren't Klingons, this isn't Starfleet, Trek shows don't drop f-bombs (NTTAWWT, but it's not Trek)...

It could end up being a good show, but not a good Trek show.
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The Orville keeps churning out good, albeit derivative in premise, Trek episodes.

This time they did a nice take on Balance of Terror.
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Yeah,that latest SD episode was really boring. I won't say I completely stopped watching after a few minutes -- I did at least leave the TV on -- but I started playing a game on my computer and paid little attention to the show after that. Some guy ends up in Klingon torture prison, I guess? Presumably one of the Starfleet people, but I didn't pay close attention to exactly who.

Of all the arcs to introduce, they use spore drive? Which we already know isn't going to work out, because Kirk, Picard and Sisko never had any such thing and this show is a fucking prequel.
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Jennifer wrote: 17 Oct 2017, 04:43 Yeah,that latest SD episode was really boring. I won't say I completely stopped watching after a few minutes -- I did at least leave the TV on -- but I started playing a game on my computer and paid little attention to the show after that. Some guy ends up in Klingon torture prison, I guess? Presumably one of the Starfleet people, but I didn't pay close attention to exactly who.

Of all the arcs to introduce, they use spore drive? Which we already know isn't going to work out, because Kirk, Picard and Sisko never had any such thing and this show is a fucking prequel.
LOL, that's what I did after a few minutes. Spider Solataire and a cup of tea.

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This show was remarkably better when the awful main character was off-screen. Llorca, and random starfleet guy, were so much more natural.
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Sandy wrote: 20 Oct 2017, 16:03
If they'd just amputated her leg it would've been funnier.
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Show update: still dumb, getting dumber.
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the innominate one wrote: 26 Oct 2017, 21:13 Show update: still dumb, getting dumber.
Llorca and the new guy, Ash, are pretty much all it's got going for it now.

It's weird how they spent so much money on sets, costumes, makeup, and effects, but don't explore the ship or characters at all. The bridge crew are completely anonymous. Have they ever been to engineering?
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I thought engineering was where they had the megatardigrade.
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But yes, they're not exploring the ship and only a few characters, and those are being explored poorly.
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the innominate one wrote: 26 Oct 2017, 21:24 I thought engineering was where they had the megatardigrade.
Science lab.

Where's the warp drive and the guys who cannae give it any more, captain?
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How did I miss that Brannon Braga was a producer on Orville.
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Wow. It’s remarkably not shit for it.
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ST:D continues to be dumb, but on the plus side, next week is the fall finale so maybe it will be cancelled.
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The Orville has been picked up for season 2.
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I saw that. I won't be watching that either.
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A bloody Avatar planet.
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