Worth a Thousand Lulz
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Futurama fans probably think it's old news, but I've never seen it before and I laughed really hard

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It got better.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod
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That man is wearing flip-flops and has visible tattoos. They should be killed.
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Unknowingly? Perhaps, but I bet they at least suspect. If they're not dead I mean. Oh dang, I wouldn't be surprised if most days it's a dead guy.
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If GAC Wants To Break Into The American Market They Need To Make Their Website Less Hilarious
First, and this is recurring throughout the site, it’s pretty clear that hyphenation makes no sense to people who use a logosyllabic written language. And, of course, the spelling is pretty iffy, but the weird line breaks sort of help obscure that.
But more importantly here is the advice given in the copy:
“An ease of mind refers to acting in a desirable way.”
That’s what I’ve always been saying about car seats! What else would an ease of mind refer to?
You know what today’s consumers want most from their Suspended Surround Luxury Yacht Cockpits on their cars? 100-plus “smart keys,” for a start, because that sounds easy and manageable, and also a “visual way for a return to your innermost.”
Innermost-returnability is, like, my only must-have when it comes to buying a new SUV.
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*laughs*
Admittedly, after reading years of stuff about science and technology companies in China, I suspect GAC's problem entering the market won't be their website. It'll be, once they find out their cars can't pass inspections, that literally trying to hand bags of money to people won't solve the problem.
Admittedly, after reading years of stuff about science and technology companies in China, I suspect GAC's problem entering the market won't be their website. It'll be, once they find out their cars can't pass inspections, that literally trying to hand bags of money to people won't solve the problem.
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Cet animal est très méchant / Quand on l'attaque il se défend.
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Guys in the comments are high-fiving about their mutual love for zip-off cargo pant/shorts.
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More than the language mistakes, what cracks me up is that almost none of the pictures match what they are talking about. If you're bragging about how luxurious your leather seats are, you might want to show those instead of what looks like part of the door.
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTSEllie wrote: ↑07 Feb 2018, 10:38 For everybody but especially JasonL:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesod ... =top&t=all
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Ahh! I thought it was just about the first one with NN and all. That’s pretty great
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the inkblot fetishist one is gold.
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Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren
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Reminds me of this touching counterpoint to last year's inauguration...
https://politics.theonion.com/departing ... 1819579548
https://politics.theonion.com/departing ... 1819579548
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