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Baffled laughter is my primary reaction to everything at this point.
He looks like a trip guide for raisins.

Jfk was kinda fugly so I get it tho not gonna lie.
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dhex wrote: 13 Dec 2020, 22:03 Baffled laughter is my primary reaction to everything at this point.
He looks like a trip guide for raisins.

Jfk was kinda fugly so I get it tho not gonna lie.
Dude must be scoring way out his league with maga-q milf pussy.
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My celebrity crush is Kristi noem and I'm slightly ashamed of myself.
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dhex wrote: 13 Dec 2020, 23:17 My celebrity crush is Kristi noem and I'm slightly ashamed of myself.
Her in a sleeveless turtleneck, looking for a one night stand in a hotel bar while on a business trip out of state
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Maskless in a time of cholera.
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So is the maskless sex version called "raw lungin' it"?
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It does now!

RAW FOR KRISTI 20XX

the other day my wife said "but she's stupid and crazy" and I said "yeah, but on the other hand she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe" and then it got quiet.
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dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 07:31 she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe
That's just vapor trails to me.
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dhex wrote: 13 Dec 2020, 23:17 My celebrity crush is Kristi noem and I'm slightly ashamed of myself.
I mean on the one hand you should be but on the other hand I hear women from South Dakota are wild in the sack ;)
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Warren wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 10:08
dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 07:31 she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe
That's just vapor trails to me.
I'm saying she wouldn't respect boundaries or safety gestures yeeesh Warren get with it
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dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 16:07
Warren wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 10:08
dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 07:31 she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe
That's just vapor trails to me.
I'm saying she wouldn't respect boundaries or safety gestures yeeesh Warren get with it
What I'm with isn't it.
But the more interesting part is that you find this quality arousing.
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It's like eating cheetos which also have no regard for your safety
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Warren wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 16:28 What I'm with isn't it.
But the more interesting part is that you find this quality arousing.
Some people juggle flaming geese...
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dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 07:31 It does now!

RAW FOR KRISTI 20XX

the other day my wife said "but she's stupid and crazy" and I said "yeah, but on the other hand she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe" and then it got quiet.
Ha ha. :)
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dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 07:31 RAW FOR KRISTI 20XX

the other day my wife said "but she's stupid and crazy" and I said "yeah, but on the other hand she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe" and then it got quiet.
:lol:


I can see it. She got the crazy eyes.
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This is pretty funny. You drag sliders around to make a quartet of claymation-style blobs sing "opera".
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dhex wrote: 15 Dec 2020, 07:31 It does now!

RAW FOR KRISTI 20XX

the other day my wife said "but she's stupid and crazy" and I said "yeah, but on the other hand she's not going to let that pressure off your windpipe" and then it got quiet.
Wasn't your last celebrity crush Tulsi? I think you have a type, brah, and it's the crazy in the head, crazy in bed type.
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Tulsi is fit, as they say.

Also crushin' on Kyrsten Sinema. Sassy librarian vibes.
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Jasper wrote: 18 Dec 2020, 11:03 Also crushin' on Kyrsten Sinema. Sassy librarian vibes.
Particularly given that she wore a purple wig to the Senate and she's the first openly bisexual senator. It's almost enough to make me stop saying bad things about senators.
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Well Tulsi has the thing with the black hair with a few streaks of gray that just works.

See also:

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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I've never felt will was all that insightful so this tracks with my priors. Kulturkampf pays but it must feel tedious.

Re tulsi yes she's kinda nuts (also those kettle bell squats) but it feels more Ron Paul grift than Kristi's "I grew up eating lead paint chips for breakfast" vibe. I'd ride in a car if tulsi was driving, but Kristi? I'll Uber home after regaining consciousness thanks.

Yes on sistema

Claire is dreamy and made gourmet takis once to hell with that guys racist Halloween costume. You can't cancel my heart...
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JD wrote: 18 Dec 2020, 12:42
Jasper wrote: 18 Dec 2020, 11:03 Also crushin' on Kyrsten Sinema. Sassy librarian vibes.
Particularly given that she wore a purple wig to the Senate and she's the first openly bisexual senator. It's almost enough to make me stop saying bad things about senators.
She's the atheist who did her oath of office with a law book instead of a Bible, right?
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