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D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:31
Aresen wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:10 I know the 'plant trees to memorialize the dead' thing does happen, but I'm not sure if it applies in this case.
It's popular with environmentalists to have a tree planted on top of the dearly departed, but I don't know if its roots are Jewish.
Pun intended?
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Ellie wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 23:22
D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:31
Aresen wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:10 I know the 'plant trees to memorialize the dead' thing does happen, but I'm not sure if it applies in this case.
It's popular with environmentalists to have a tree planted on top of the dearly departed, but I don't know if its roots are Jewish.
Pun intended?
What do you think?
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D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:31
Aresen wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:10 I know the 'plant trees to memorialize the dead' thing does happen, but I'm not sure if it applies in this case.
It's popular with environmentalists to have a tree planted on top of the dearly departed, but I don't know if its roots are Jewish.
I have no idea how to even tell if a tree is circumcised.
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Kolohe wrote: 11 Apr 2021, 00:12
D.A. Ridgely wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:31
Aresen wrote: 10 Apr 2021, 20:10 I know the 'plant trees to memorialize the dead' thing does happen, but I'm not sure if it applies in this case.
It's popular with environmentalists to have a tree planted on top of the dearly departed, but I don't know if its roots are Jewish.
I have no idea how to even tell if a tree is circumcised.
You have to look at the tip.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Like baptists at the glory hole

"oh dear" they mutter, unzipping their pants

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Aresen, is he speaking to you? :lol:
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Through my wife's book ive come to loathe tarot people but he gets a pass.
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I went to https://getsupport.apple.com/ to start the process of getting one of my devices fixed, and it shows you a list of all the devices you have registered, and I had forgotten that I owned a device which is officially labeled "the cats' iPad".
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Without reading the story, this Vanity Fair headline made me laugh:

REPORT: MATT GAETZ UPGRADED FROM JUST F--KED TO ROYALLY F--KED
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Team Rocket J. SLASM.
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dbcooper wrote: 15 Apr 2021, 11:14
That is a classic achewood
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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As an Elizabeth of a similar age, I sympathize with her either needing or being assigned a weird nickname to set her apart. I'm kind of jealous of it, although she probably has to spell it 2-3 times anytime she goes somewhere new
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Courtesy of the Department of Redundancy Department...

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This one could be in so many threads, it is almost Grylliade intersectionality.

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LOL, of course the Hillary Clinton fanfic writer looks like this and has a man's name (Curtis).

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Slip inside a sleeping bag.
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