Dancing With the Dems

[JasonL]

Ask what you can do for the gryll.

[dhex]

Do it for the healing vibration space lolz

[lunchstealer]

What kinds of libertarians are y’all? Surely there could be some medium of exchange that could compensate JD for the suffering he’d incur and that the rest would be willing to part with in return for the lulz.

[Mo]

Just consume some edibles before you go and you’ll have a blast. It’s like watching Troll 2, if you watch it seriously, it’s terrible, but if you go in knowing it will be weird and nonsensical you’ll have a fucking blast.

[Warren]

What kinds of libertarians are y’all? Surely there could be some medium of exchange that could compensate JD for the suffering he’d incur and that the rest would be willing to part with in return for the lulz.

Just consume some edibles before you go and you’ll have a blast. It’s like watching Troll 2, if you watch it seriously, it’s terrible, but if you go in knowing it will be weird and nonsensical you’ll have a fucking blast.

Let's KickStart JD's interstate commerce.

[Pham Nuwen]

Just as we expect Mo to hang out with Scaramucci if given the chance, we expect you to go and report on the Williamson shindig. You must. Check the fine print on your gryll card. It's there.

[Shem]

Guys. You're getting the SNL version of Williamson confused with the actual person. She's running the same con Oprah is (hopeful self-help for comfortable white women) while doing it in the most boring way imaginable. A grad school friend was obsessed, so I got dragged to an event. You can derive the exact same effect from watching the movie "What the Bleep Do We Know?" Not to go all "Santa isn't real," but it really isn't worth anyone's time.

[Tuco]

Guys. You're getting the SNL version of Williamson confused with the actual person. She's running the same con Oprah is (hopeful self-help for comfortable white women) while doing it in the most boring way imaginable. A grad school friend was obsessed, so I got dragged to an event. You can derive the exact same effect from watching the movie "What the Bleep Do We Know?" Not to go all "Santa isn't real," but it really isn't worth anyone's time.

That's a buzzkill.

[Warren]

Guys. You're getting the SNL version of Williamson confused with the actual person. She's running the same con Oprah is (hopeful self-help for comfortable white women) while doing it in the most boring way imaginable. A grad school friend was obsessed, so I got dragged to an event. You can derive the exact same effect from watching the movie "What the Bleep Do We Know?" Not to go all "Santa isn't real," but it really isn't worth anyone's time.

God I fucking hate that movie. Or more accurately, I hate the people that don't hate that movie.

Now I really want JD to go. Not just attend, but mingle and talk to the crowd.
Then come back and tell us all about it.

[JD]

I might be willing to do it if you guys do the whole fund-the-interstate-commerce thing. There is also the slight possibility it would irritate me so bad I'd end up yelling at Williamson or her people and getting arrested for causing a scene.

[Mo]

I would throw in 20 for the “buy JD an 8th to meet Marianne Williamson fund”.

[Aresen]

I would throw in 20 for the “buy JD an 8th to meet Marianne Williamson fund”.

420 on that.

[Warren]

I might be willing to do it if you guys do the whole fund-the-interstate-commerce thing. There is also the slight possibility it would irritate me so bad I'd end up yelling at Williamson or her people and getting arrested for causing a scene.

SOLD!

I'm in for tree fiddy.

[D.A. Ridgely]

This is giving new depth and meaning to the phrase "interstate commerce."

[Jake]

Another $20 here. How much does this sort of thing cost out that way, anyhow?

[Shem]

If the NSA Crawler Bot is watching, it behooves us to note that we're discussing buying our friend a pipe full of rich and fully legal North Carolina tobacco.

[lunchstealer]

If the NSA Crawler Bot is watching, it behooves us to note that we're discussing buying our friend a pipe full of rich and fully legal North Carolina tobacco.

Yeah none of that Turkish shit for our boy. We're loyal Americans who support our Kurdish allies for as long as they live. So for about two more years, at least in northern Syria.

[D.A. Ridgely]

Yeah, I don't think the NSA cares much about drugs at this point, except maybe as an occasional seller. I was staring at a FB post earlier today literally drawing attention to Trump being in Dallas and recalling JFK's assassination -- and, btw, NSA, no one here actually wants, let alone is contemplating any such thing! -- and I was dumbstruck at how stupid that was and how oblivious they were to how stupid that was. I'm sure when the FBI rousts them at 4 in the morning with a SWAT team, they'll have learned their lesson, but talk about being dumb in a No-Dumb Zone! Geez!

[JD]

Another $20 here. How much does this sort of thing cost out that way, anyhow?

I am so square I have no idea. And unfortunately Craigslist seems to have done an excellent job lately of rousting out the people who used to spam it up with drugs.

[Warren]

Another $20 here. How much does this sort of thing cost out that way, anyhow?

I am so square I have no idea. And unfortunately Craigslist seems to have done an excellent job lately of rousting out the people who used to spam it up with drugs.

WTF? Isn't there a street corner on your block?

[Tuco]

I'll kick in some dinero.

[dhex]

An nyc 8th is usually 50. Usually about 3 gs.

[Mo]

An nyc 8th is usually 50. Usually about 3 gs.

That's what I recall, but I didn't want to pipe up because I figure my info is way out of date.

[Warren]

An nyc 8th is ... Usually about 3 gs.

You don't say.

[JD]

Another $20 here. How much does this sort of thing cost out that way, anyhow?

I am so square I have no idea. And unfortunately Craigslist seems to have done an excellent job lately of rousting out the people who used to spam it up with drugs.

WTF? Isn't there a street corner on your block?

Is that how you think drug deals go down around here, Grandpa? Somebody rides up to the street corner on his horse and says, "Ahoy! How much for a dram of your finest laudanum, sir?"?