That's one of those gags that disappoints me a bit to realize it's just a joke, because that sounds fucking cool. Though I may be overestimating my bravery, there.lunchstealer wrote:This one isn't particularly clever, but since it's taking my great-grandfather's invention into the air, I'll post it here.
http://blog.virgin-atlantic.com/t5/Our- ... /ba-p/6096
Worthwhile April Fools Day joke
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"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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Your great-granddad invented the watery version? Seriously, or another AFD comment?
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Oh, that would be so cool!Eric the .5b wrote:That's one of those gags that disappoints me a bit to realize it's just a joke, because that sounds fucking cool. Though I may be overestimating my bravery, there.lunchstealer wrote:This one isn't particularly clever, but since it's taking my great-grandfather's invention into the air, I'll post it here.
http://blog.virgin-atlantic.com/t5/Our- ... /ba-p/6096
Note: I am not very comfortable with heights. In particular, I do not like to be at the edge or the pinnacle of something high. But for some reason, this moderate fear does not usually apply to airplanes. Probably because I trust them.
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He's one of a few people credited with the invention, although his claim is one of the more commonly accepted. We've got a copper pressing of the supposed prototype. He invented it to improve his luck at fishing in his favorite fishing hole, which is now the tourist attraction Silver Springs, near Ocala, FL. Apparently he was offered the chance to buy it for some relatively small amount of money, plus one mule, but my great-grandmother wouldn't part with the mule.Jennifer wrote:Your great-granddad invented the watery version? Seriously, or another AFD comment?
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Agreed. I still remember the Gmail one. That was fucking awesome.Eric the .5b wrote:Youtube's gags are good. As are Google's in general.
Google's best gag still remains Gmail, announced on an April 1, not actually being a joke. One gig of free storage? Come on.
I got a giggle out of the Twitter/Twttr thing this year, for whatever reason.
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Netflix putting the "New Episodes!" sign on Firefly (and some other, even older shows) was cute.Ellie wrote:Agreed. I still remember the Gmail one. That was fucking awesome.Eric the .5b wrote:Youtube's gags are good. As are Google's in general.
Google's best gag still remains Gmail, announced on an April 1, not actually being a joke. One gig of free storage? Come on.
I got a giggle out of the Twitter/Twttr thing this year, for whatever reason.
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And apparently there was a DOD release to the effect that the Pentagon is looking into a new, Ellie-friendly source for MPs.
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I love Grumpy Cat SO MUCH.
Like baptists at the glory hole
"oh dear" they mutter, unzipping their pants
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"oh dear" they mutter, unzipping their pants
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I haven't actually come across many April Fool's Day jokes/pranks today. Anybody see any good ones? (Or amusingly bad ones?)
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"oh dear" they mutter, unzipping their pants
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"oh dear" they mutter, unzipping their pants
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This was pretty amusing.Ellie wrote:I haven't actually come across many April Fool's Day jokes/pranks today. Anybody see any good ones? (Or amusingly bad ones?)
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This was amusing to me, but would not be funny to anyone not in the payments business.
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I liked the Google Maps Pokemon.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod
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I ended up with just over 25. There are a shitload in Sydney.Mo wrote:This was amusing to me, but would not be funny to anyone not in the payments business.
I liked the Google Maps Pokemon.
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I liked Fark's return to 2004 today.
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The local fishwrap, the Times-Colonist, had a front-page story that the University of Victoria was changing its name to University of Saanich-Oak Bay, ostensibly because the University is located on the boundary of those two communities.
The joke, of course, was that the nickname of the university would now be USOB.
Hier
The joke, of course, was that the nickname of the university would now be USOB.
Hier
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"...if that monkey gets any smarter it's going to start shorting TSLA."
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"If you are feeling confused by Brn Mwr's actions, consider today's date."
OFFS
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod
no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
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You have never been to a faculty meeting. At least one dumbfuck would start firing off letters of protest while another would insist that we just need to give the Dean a blw-jb, and a couple idiots would ponder if q is basically a vowel because it is always followed by u. Meanwhile, the Polynesian Student Association would protest their loss of identity and the IIAA in LGBTQQIIAA would demand that the LGBTQQ people need to step up as allies to protest the erasure of their identity.
"...if that monkey gets any smarter it's going to start shorting TSLA."
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Re: Worthwhile April Fools Day joke
It's April Fools' Day in the internet era, if you need a reminder of that you're way, way, way up your own ass. If the payments industry blog can fire off a half dozen jokes, I think academics can stand a couple without having to have it explain. I'm not a Warrenite in general, but geez.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod
no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex
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I'm the guy who thinks that there's no such thing as the thread title, just like there's no good halloween.
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[youtube]P5iqYuFmzqg[/youtube]Highway wrote:I'm the guy who thinks that there's no such thing as the thread title, just like there's no good halloween.
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I realized a short bit ago that my favorite April Fool's joke is this short movie that was meant to air 37 years ago tonight:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_3
[youtube]gmNFzBVKqyE[/youtube]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_3
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Many years ago, I devoted one of my columns in the college newspaper to a satire of something or other. I've blocked the article itself from memory, probably because it was undergrad-awful. But I remember the headline: "A Modest Proposal to be Read Swiftly."Jennifer wrote:I dunno, I just never found amusing the subgenre of humor called "Let's tell stupid lies and see if anyone falls for them." (Although someone who gets off on semantic quibbling could say that's what satire is, but I'd say otherwise: Jonathan Swift never intended people to take his modest proposal seriously.)
I still got comments from people who didn't catch that it was satire. College students who didn't catch that it was satire.
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The only surprise is that you find that surprising. There is no joke that someone will not take seriously or find an excuse to rant about.Number 6 wrote:Many years ago, I devoted one of my columns in the college newspaper to a satire of something or other. I've blocked the article itself from memory, probably because it was undergrad-awful. But I remember the headline: "A Modest Proposal to be Read Swiftly."Jennifer wrote:I dunno, I just never found amusing the subgenre of humor called "Let's tell stupid lies and see if anyone falls for them." (Although someone who gets off on semantic quibbling could say that's what satire is, but I'd say otherwise: Jonathan Swift never intended people to take his modest proposal seriously.)
I still got comments from people who didn't catch that it was satire. College students who didn't catch that it was satire.
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Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex
Those who know history are doomed to deja vu. - the innominate one
Never bring a knife to a joke fight" - dhex