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dead_elvis wrote: 30 Mar 2021, 22:36 Plus the northwest passage will be available soon enough anyway.
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There will be nothing stopping the polar bears from sweeping south and devouring us all!
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Why does the new Android messages app give me the option to respond with emojis on my own messages? I mean, I guess once they had the "respond with emojis" functionality, it was more work to limit it to certain messages only, but it still seems weird. Like, what am I going to do, thumbs-up my own message?
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Pham Nuwen wrote: 31 Mar 2021, 10:17 There will be nothing stopping the polar bears from sweeping south and devouring us all!
I welcome our new polar overlords.
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Honestly I'll take a Panserbjørn over any standard issue politician any day.
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Pham Nuwen wrote: 31 Mar 2021, 10:17 There will be nothing stopping the polar bears from sweeping south and devouring us all!
You say this like it's a bad thing.
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[movie trailer]

In a world dominated by the fiercest creature known to man.
(Cut to armoured polar bear roaring)
(scene with polar bears marching through a city)
One man defied them ...
(Cut to dead_elvis raising a bloodied sword above himself while standing atop a dead polar bear)
(Scene with riveting speech about defeating the polar bear menace)
And one bear would stop at nothing ...
(Cut to General Bear)
I WILL BRING THEM TO HEEL! *pounds fist on a table* ALL OF THEM!!
This summer ....
(Scene cuts to a great human horde charging into a polar bear battle line)
Prepare yourself for ...
(Scene cut to Bear Force dropping firebombs on NYC)
(Scene of human in dirty googles shouting FIRE!!! from inside a tank)
(Scene with shell leaving a tank in slow motion)
ICEBREAKER!!

Global warming comes early this July ....

[/movie trailer]
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Pham Nuwen wrote: 31 Mar 2021, 22:10 [movie trailer]

In a world dominated by the fiercest creature known to man.
(Cut to armoured polar bear roaring)
(scene with polar bears marching through a city)
One man defied them ...
(Cut to dead_elvis raising a bloodied sword above himself while standing atop a dead polar bear)
(Scene with riveting speech about defeating the polar bear menace)
And one bear would stop at nothing ...
(Cut to General Bear)
I WILL BRING THEM TO HEEL! *pounds fist on a table* ALL OF THEM!!
This summer ....
(Scene cuts to a great human horde charging into a polar bear battle line)
Prepare yourself for ...
(Scene cut to Bear Force dropping firebombs on NYC)
(Scene of human in dirty googles shouting FIRE!!! from inside a tank)
(Scene with shell leaving a tank in slow motion)
ICEBREAKER!!

Global warming comes early this July ....

[/movie trailer]
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dead_elvis wrote: 31 Mar 2021, 20:03 Honestly I'll take a Panserbjørn over any standard issue politician any day.

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This was exactly what I was picturing, too!
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Pham Nuwen wrote: 31 Mar 2021, 22:10 [movie trailer]

In a world dominated by the fiercest creature known to man.
(Cut to armoured polar bear roaring)
(scene with polar bears marching through a city)
One man defied them ...
(Cut to dead_elvis raising a bloodied sword above himself while standing atop a dead polar bear)
(Scene with riveting speech about defeating the polar bear menace)
And one bear would stop at nothing ...
(Cut to General Bear)
I WILL BRING THEM TO HEEL! *pounds fist on a table* ALL OF THEM!!
This summer ....
(Scene cuts to a great human horde charging into a polar bear battle line)
Prepare yourself for ...
(Scene cut to Bear Force dropping firebombs on NYC)
(Scene of human in dirty googles shouting FIRE!!! from inside a tank)
(Scene with shell leaving a tank in slow motion)
ICEBREAKER!!

Global warming comes early this July ....

[/movie trailer]
Excellent.
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