I don't want to believe: The UFO thread

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JasonL wrote: 21 May 2021, 10:19
lunchstealer wrote: 20 May 2021, 15:07
Pham Nuwen wrote: 20 May 2021, 15:02 NO I WONT LEAVE THAT COMMENT AND MOVE ALONG!!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!???? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GHOSTS AND ANGELS AND FUCKING ALIENS????!!!! WE CAN FILM ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT BUT NOT FUCKING GHOSTS OR ALIENS??????!!! EVER???? BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS. THE LOT OF US!!!
I mean, we film hundreds of incidents of police brutality and we are assured that that almost never happens and we shouldn't judge all cops by the few bad apples they fiercely and tirelessly shield from any consequences beyond sternly worded paid administrative vacation.
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Aresen wrote: 20 May 2021, 18:13 If it was aliens plotting to take over, I am sure they would have a more sophisticated plan than inserting probes into the anuses of intoxicated backwoods hunters.

More likely, they would make our political leaders morons and criminals who wreck the world economy and manage so badly that we would welcome our new alien overl....





HOLY SHIT.
See?
SEE?
I knew it!

Trump's an alien!

(That's step 2 of my conspiracy, because why the hell not, conspracies are detached from logic anyway.)
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Pham Nuwen wrote: 20 May 2021, 18:51 What the fuck is parallax?
Two laxes.
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Kolohe wrote: 25 May 2021, 10:17
Pham Nuwen wrote: 20 May 2021, 18:51 What the fuck is parallax?
Two laxes.
I wont let this comment go unnoticed.

Well done, sir.
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Ouch. Randall takes on the planning board.

https://xkcd.com/2472/
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