Conspiracy and Kooky thinking

[Number 6]

I love how the revival of this thread focused on conspiracy for all of four one-to-two-sentence posts, one of which was just an Ur-Kobold callback, and then devolved into an analysis of the split between theology and practice and the minutia of consecrating communion wafers.

Thread-drift is a fundamental gryll right.

and our greatest art form

Your disrespect for aioli has been noted on your permanent record.

It’s just fucking mayonnaise. Which is awful.

[Jake]

I love how the revival of this thread focused on conspiracy for all of four one-to-two-sentence posts, one of which was just an Ur-Kobold callback, and then devolved into an analysis of the split between theology and practice and the minutia of consecrating communion wafers.

I aver that religious matters are entirely on-topic for a thread with "kooky thinking" in the title.

[Ellie]

an analysis of the split between theology and practice and the minutia of consecrating communion wafers.

Excuse YOU, I attend an Episcopal church in an upper-class neighborhood. We don't use WAFERS. We use a locally-baked loaf of gluten-free bread.

(Yes, really, though actually it started mostly because we had a priest with such a severe wheat allergy she couldn't even touch the wafers to distribute them.)

[thoreau]

Bread? You use BREAD?

What if a person can't consume solid food?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHITLORD!!!

[Highway]

Bread? You use BREAD?

What if a person can't consume solid food?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHITLORD!!!

That's why you dip it in the wine and make it all mushy.

[JD]

Excuse YOU, I attend an Episcopal church in an upper-class neighborhood. We don't use WAFERS. We use a locally-baked loaf of gluten-free bread.

(Yes, really, though actually it started mostly because we had a priest with such a severe wheat allergy she couldn't even touch the wafers to distribute them.)

Was it ever brought up that maybe God just hated her?

[thoreau]

Bread? You use BREAD?

What if a person can't consume solid food?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHITLORD!!!

That's why you dip it in the wine and make it all mushy.

Wine? WITH ALCOHOL?!? What if you have sober people in your congregation? Or people with alcohol allergies?

And don't even get me started on how this excludes Muslims...

[Warren]

Did I ever tell the story of how my family hosted communion?

[Hugh Akston]

[Kolohe]

Huh, apparently ‘southern snow is a crisis actor’ is at least old enough to have an article written about it in 2014

https://www.popsci.com/article/science/ ... -its-real/

[Warren]

*poof*

[lunchstealer]

*poof*