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by dead_elvis
25 Feb 2021, 12:09
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I don't wanna see that!!!!
Replies: 2596
Views: 154159

Re: I don't wanna see that!!!!

Screen Shot 2021-02-25 at 8.53.21 AM.png "Frasier's back -- and he's more exactly the same than ever," ViacomCBS said in a statement Wednesday. ... "The revival will have everything you love about the original: coziness, great writing, and of course, a cast led by Kelsey Grammer," the streaming ser...
by dead_elvis
21 Feb 2021, 22:46
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 1051
Views: 112866

Re: Random covid-19 observations

For everyone and their loved ones who have gotten jabs:
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by dead_elvis
19 Feb 2021, 20:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: RUDY!
Replies: 11
Views: 345

Re: RUDY!

and a gust of wind made her skirt blow up so the three men each briefly caught a glimpse of her panties. For me what really elevates the clip is the slightly embarrassed way he says "panties", pausing as if he suddenly realizes he got so excited about having a story about being Limbaugh's pal that ...
by dead_elvis
19 Feb 2021, 15:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: RUDY!
Replies: 11
Views: 345

Re: RUDY!

Cringe cringe cringe cringe

by dead_elvis
17 Feb 2021, 16:07
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2858
Views: 274051

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

but I think he just stumbled onto his audience as AM radio was otherwise dying and he was probably as surprised at the magnitude of that audience I only ever heard him because I was handed down my grandmother's '77 Chevy Nova, from the era in which if you wanted your radio to pick up FM you had to ...
by dead_elvis
10 Feb 2021, 17:57
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2858
Views: 274051

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

Noted admirer of the human form, Larry Flynt.
by dead_elvis
09 Feb 2021, 17:14
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 6186
Views: 466094

Re: Light laffs

by dead_elvis
06 Feb 2021, 22:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 1563
Views: 130731

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

And this is why people need to keep up precautions even through vaccine rollout, and why the anti-TakeItSeriously people fucking piss me off. The longer and wider it goes, the more likely we'll never get it under control. This single immunocompromised patient was actively infected for 154 days. In t...
by dead_elvis
06 Feb 2021, 22:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 1051
Views: 112866

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I know everyone is desperate for good news but I hate how the recent decline has been pimped. FFS, it's only been like a week, and totals were still three times what they were in the fall. As if right on cue, our county's cases shot back up. C'mon guys, far from over yet. Looks like getting my postp...
by dead_elvis
06 Feb 2021, 18:07
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 6186
Views: 466094

Re: Light laffs

I know, she is who she is + Daily Fail celebrity gossip so it's a cheap shot but I can't resist pointing and laughing. Paris Hilton is launching a new career as a podcast host because she believes 'voice and audio is the next frontier' 'I've always been an innovator and first mover when it comes to ...
by dead_elvis
06 Feb 2021, 17:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 6186
Views: 466094

Re: Light laffs

That's not even the half of it- there's more. Way, way more. Stare into the abyss. The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group : A Database of Synthetic Taxonomy Yet it's not all silly- turns out people occasionally ingest these things, so medical researchers have found his work useful and has been cite...
by dead_elvis
06 Feb 2021, 16:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 5087
Views: 401028

Re: Food

Jennifer wrote: 05 Feb 2021, 20:15 I'll also sometimes eat it with some mandarin oranges, when I want to feel like a responsible grownup with a healthy diet.
Cottage cheese topped with canned peaches was a staple desert growing up.
by dead_elvis
05 Feb 2021, 14:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 6186
Views: 466094

Re: Light laffs

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by dead_elvis
05 Feb 2021, 13:39
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 6186
Views: 466094

Re: Light laffs

https://twitter.com/mathematicsprof/status/1327678313876385792 Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it: “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tou...
by dead_elvis
05 Feb 2021, 13:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 8368
Views: 636372

Re: Orange is the new President

TIL that my imaginary girlfriend from 91-93 is a union boss.
by dead_elvis
05 Feb 2021, 13:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: msinaisuhtlaM
Replies: 219
Views: 26246

Re: msinaisuhtlaM

I thought the standard take on this was that of course things are slowing down because the low hanging fruit has been picked. I also think it odd that he equates mistakes in popular imagination with stagnation. We used to be ignorant, as we learned more we realized flying cars would be stupid and im...
by dead_elvis
05 Feb 2021, 12:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers
Replies: 510
Views: 70279

Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Episode 4 really turned up the intrigue of Wandavision and has given me some high hopes for the finish. I was almost out on Wandavision after the first 15 minutes of the first episode, but certainly now I’m fully onboard. I don’t like it quite as much as Legion (though maybe because I was going int...
by dead_elvis
04 Feb 2021, 14:13
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 3176
Views: 305909

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

this last season was very soap opera imho. Yeah, I found myself only really into the Amos/Peaches storyline, much as I love Bobbie. Alex annoys me, so I'm not sad he's gone. Overall I wasn't thrilled with the season but I liked the last episode and the set up to the next season, I can't wait! Kinda...
by dead_elvis
03 Feb 2021, 18:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worth a Thousand Lulz
Replies: 863
Views: 101269

Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

I suspect that my driver has a very lively personality and that were we to meet at a party we'd run out of topics of conversation in a max of two minutes. JesusDrivesOnSatan.jpg I think I could spend at least 5 minutes being entertained by their thoughts on Jesus v. The Devil in one-on-one hoops. A...
by dead_elvis
29 Jan 2021, 19:56
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4518
Views: 322710

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

thoreau wrote: 29 Jan 2021, 19:21 How'd it happen? Kid ingesting a baby tooth? Adult who got a tooth knocked out in an injury? Dental procedure gone wrong?
I'm hoping for "tested out the new transporters on the Enterprise"
by dead_elvis
26 Jan 2021, 16:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: No Sandwich is Safe: The Joe Biden Presidency
Replies: 138
Views: 3752

Re: No Sandwich is Safe: The Joe Biden Presidency

Hugh Akston wrote: 26 Jan 2021, 15:57 TBF she is the first VP who is all of those things.
If only there were some kind of rule of punctuation usage that could have made that clearer.
by dead_elvis
24 Jan 2021, 18:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019
Replies: 43
Views: 5444

Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

You know, I don't ask for much. I knew neither of my teams (Seattle and Minnesota) were going to make a deep run. I just wanted *one* thing. Just one fucking thing. Not even shooting for the moon or nuthin', I just wanted Tom Brady to not be in the super bowl. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
by dead_elvis
15 Jan 2021, 19:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: News that could have been in the Onion
Replies: 412
Views: 61324

Re: News that could have been in the Onion

Annual Karen New Year celebration will be available virtually I feel bad for laughing. San Diego is home to roughly 2,000 Karen refugees, according to the Karen Organization of San Diego By Kate MorrisseyJan. 12, 202112:39 PM The annual Karen New Year celebration in San Diego is a time for the Kare...
by dead_elvis
14 Jan 2021, 17:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 3763
Views: 374216

Re: Twitter!

Fucking Embarrassing!.gif As one of the original co-founders of The Pirate Bay, Peter Sunde Kolmisoppi knows a little something about keeping controversial services online. Kolmisoppi and his colleagues spent decades battling a global coalition of corporations, governments, and law enforcement agenc...
by dead_elvis
01 Jan 2021, 13:30
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What's New at the Bijou?
Replies: 1188
Views: 123150

Re: What's New at the Bijou?

D.A. Ridgely wrote: 26 Dec 2020, 00:17 Speaking of which, I was really disappointed by Wonder Woman 1984.
We made the mistake of watching this last night.
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