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Hugh Akston
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Catholics are the OG Proud Boys
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2019 on brand punchline is that the original article is about masturbation use in sex magick. In teen vogue.
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Hugh Akston wrote:
03 Jul 2019, 22:19
Catholics are the OG Proud Boys
And Paul was the OG incel.
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dhex wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 09:13
2019 on brand punchline is that the original article is about masturbation use in sex magick. In teen vogue.
I know, and Actually the AmCon response was pretty good.
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Kolohe wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 09:58
Hugh Akston wrote:
03 Jul 2019, 22:19
Catholics are the OG Proud Boys
And Paul was the OG incel.
:lol: :lol: :lol: *high five*
dhex wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 09:13
2019 on brand punchline is that the original article is about masturbation use in sex magick. In teen vogue.
what. what is happening. what.
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Ellie short version is everyone involved in that discussion should be killed. Staff of teen vogue, that jeet here dude, and good Ole Ross rape face.

All of them.
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Rape face?
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Yeah he has a rapey face
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He looks like Bug-Eyed Earl from Red Meat
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And now I can't unsee that but yes apt comparison.
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Well played.
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I am once again left with the impression that I was right all along. People are stupid. Doubly so when it comes to a "hot" topic. "Hot" being anything that requires you to fucking google anything.
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Could go in Random Obvs or Poisson, but Twitter's current shit's broke page says, "Something is technically wrong" and I keep wanting to respond "... the best kind of wrong"
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The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
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dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
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Andrew wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:57
dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
Team Andrew. Personally, I'd be tempted to give them a push. (In a totally unintentional and non-malicious way, of course.)
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Andrew wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:57
dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
Seconded, with a newsletter subscription.
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Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
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thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
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dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
" Columbus wasn’t a profile in courage or brilliance despite the odds, he was a dumb motherfucker that got lucky. Oddly, that makes him the perfect talisman for the Trump era."
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thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:46
dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
Not invented. Perfected.
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Warren wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 15:11
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:46
dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
Not invented. Perfected.
Thanks, Peirce.

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Warren wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 15:11
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:46
dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
Not invented. Perfected.
And monetized!

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Andrew wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:57
dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
This should help vulture populations bounce back.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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