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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 13 Aug 2019, 18:29

I believe it, but it's cloning that irritates me. How is cloning wrong? I can't even.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Dangerman » 13 Aug 2019, 18:35

Someone should play a Sam Kinison or Eddie Murphy record for that lady.

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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 13 Aug 2019, 19:16

JD wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 17:06
I'm still baffled by 20% of people saying drinking alcohol is morally wrong.
They may have been drunk at the time.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 13 Aug 2019, 22:39

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 19:16
JD wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 17:06
I'm still baffled by 20% of people saying drinking alcohol is morally wrong.
They may have been drunk at the time.
Or hungover.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 14 Aug 2019, 04:37

JD wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 17:06
I'm still baffled by 20% of people saying drinking alcohol is morally wrong.
One-third of Americans don't drink at all, so I'm not surprised. 60% average fewer than a drink a week.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Jadagul » 14 Aug 2019, 05:50

I remember reading an analysis that that graph is not quite accurate, so it's probably only like 40-50% who average less than a drink a week.

(The graph maker did some imputation from two incommensurable sets of statistics--something like drawing the low end of the table from self-report, and attributing all of the remaining alcohol purchased to the very top. Whereas under-reporting happens up and down the chain.

I was actually going to say I'm in the under a drink a week category, and then I thought about it and that's definitely wrong. My modal week has zero drinks, but this past week probably covered like three months for me.)

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Jasper » 14 Aug 2019, 12:05

Well, I hope I still have some time left for the culture to change, so my plans for euthanasia wearing cloned mammoth fur surrounded by my 4 wives and genetically enhanced offspring can proceed as planned.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 14 Aug 2019, 16:47

Damn you are playing the long game there, jasper.
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Post by Taktix® » 15 Aug 2019, 01:31

Ok, I'm not sure if I'm still quite ready for a world with no verifiable facts:
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Post by Eric the .5b » 15 Aug 2019, 02:48

Have even worse:

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Post by Aresen » 15 Aug 2019, 10:17

Mo wrote:
14 Aug 2019, 04:37
JD wrote:
13 Aug 2019, 17:06
I'm still baffled by 20% of people saying drinking alcohol is morally wrong.
One-third of Americans don't drink at all, so I'm not surprised. 60% average fewer than a drink a week.

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Post by JasonL » 15 Aug 2019, 12:20

I'm a middle of the road 8.

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Post by Dangerman » 15 Aug 2019, 12:24

I think I'm in tier 6, but maybe 5.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 15 Aug 2019, 12:29

I’m around 8 as well. I’m pretty solidly one drink per day.
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Post by Jasper » 15 Aug 2019, 12:33

I'm a #7. Couple beers or cocktails on the weekend is typical.
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Post by Highway » 15 Aug 2019, 12:49

Depending on how often I go to karaoke (on Fridays) I'm between 5, 6, and 7. I only have one or two drinks even then because I'm always the driver.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 15 Aug 2019, 13:41

zomg there is the dumbest imaginable "#CVSDeniesCare" and "#boycottCVS" trend going on right now (actual story: CVS/Caremark the insurer changed rates it said it would pay to Pill Club for BC, so Pill Club is no longer going to work with them; imagined story: CVS is denying women birth control in stores and it's because they love Trump) and I'm just like ughhhhhhh why are people so dumb, also why am I the only one who has been boycotting CVS for years because they dropped tobacco products in a move of supreme bitchiness
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Re: Twitter!

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Andrew » 15 Aug 2019, 14:16

The top decile is 75 drinks per week? Holy shit. I know some hard, hard drinkers, and I think only one would consistently hit that number.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 15 Aug 2019, 14:29

Andrew wrote:
15 Aug 2019, 14:16
The top decile is 75 drinks per week? Holy shit. I know some hard, hard drinkers, and I think only one would consistently hit that number.
See Jadagul’s post above (I also have seen this criticism)
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Post by Mo » 15 Aug 2019, 14:44

I’m also a solid 8. I may have been a 10 during grad school.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Pham Nuwen » 15 Aug 2019, 15:41

I'm an 8.5 right now. Mainly due to the fact that I suddenly have free time what with class being done. I suspect I'll be back in solid 7 territory next week when I get to work for free. Sorry. I mean learn by working. For free. While also paying full tuition to my school. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Kolohe » 16 Aug 2019, 11:25



a video that needs to be seen before any description or explanation is provided.

edit - a video that needs to be watched *all the way through* before any description or explanation provided.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 16 Aug 2019, 11:42

Kolohe wrote:
16 Aug 2019, 11:25
edit - a video that needs to be watched *all the way through* before any description or explanation provided.
You owe me two minutes and nineteen seconds Kolohe.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 16 Aug 2019, 13:36

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