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Hugh Akston
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 03 Jul 2019, 22:19

Catholics are the OG Proud Boys
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 04 Jul 2019, 09:13

2019 on brand punchline is that the original article is about masturbation use in sex magick. In teen vogue.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Kolohe » 04 Jul 2019, 09:58

Hugh Akston wrote:
03 Jul 2019, 22:19
Catholics are the OG Proud Boys
And Paul was the OG incel.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 04 Jul 2019, 10:00

dhex wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 09:13
2019 on brand punchline is that the original article is about masturbation use in sex magick. In teen vogue.
I know, and Actually the AmCon response was pretty good.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Ellie » 04 Jul 2019, 10:25

Kolohe wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 09:58
Hugh Akston wrote:
03 Jul 2019, 22:19
Catholics are the OG Proud Boys
And Paul was the OG incel.
:lol: :lol: :lol: *high five*
dhex wrote:
04 Jul 2019, 09:13
2019 on brand punchline is that the original article is about masturbation use in sex magick. In teen vogue.
what. what is happening. what.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 04 Jul 2019, 18:06

Ellie short version is everyone involved in that discussion should be killed. Staff of teen vogue, that jeet here dude, and good Ole Ross rape face.

All of them.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Pham Nuwen » 04 Jul 2019, 18:08

Rape face?
Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 04 Jul 2019, 18:22

Yeah he has a rapey face
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Post by Mo » 04 Jul 2019, 18:44

He looks like Bug-Eyed Earl from Red Meat
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 04 Jul 2019, 19:07

And now I can't unsee that but yes apt comparison.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Taktix® » 04 Jul 2019, 23:08

Image
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Aresen » 04 Jul 2019, 23:25

Well played.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Pham Nuwen » 05 Jul 2019, 00:29

I am once again left with the impression that I was right all along. People are stupid. Doubly so when it comes to a "hot" topic. "Hot" being anything that requires you to fucking google anything.
Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 11 Jul 2019, 15:02

Could go in Random Obvs or Poisson, but Twitter's current shit's broke page says, "Something is technically wrong" and I keep wanting to respond "... the best kind of wrong"
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 14 Jul 2019, 08:02



The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Andrew » 14 Jul 2019, 08:57

dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Aresen » 14 Jul 2019, 10:39

Andrew wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:57
dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
Team Andrew. Personally, I'd be tempted to give them a push. (In a totally unintentional and non-malicious way, of course.)
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Number 6 » 14 Jul 2019, 12:16

Andrew wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:57
dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
Seconded, with a newsletter subscription.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by thoreau » 14 Jul 2019, 13:23

Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dead_elvis » 14 Jul 2019, 13:43

thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by thoreau » 14 Jul 2019, 13:46

dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
"They were basically like D&D min maxers, but instead of pissing off their DM, they destroyed the global economy. Also, instead of their DM making a level 7 paladin fight a beholder as punishment, he got a +3 sword of turning."
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 14 Jul 2019, 15:11

thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:46
dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
Not invented. Perfected.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 14 Jul 2019, 16:58

Warren wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 15:11
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:46
dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
Not invented. Perfected.
Thanks, Peirce.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 14 Jul 2019, 19:21

Warren wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 15:11
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:46
dead_elvis wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:43
thoreau wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 13:23
Death-by-selfie is exactly the sort of thing that the Darwin Awards were invented for.
But, like with gardening and cooking from scratch, millennial's are compelled to labor under the illusion that they are original.
They're not so different from the Boomers, who think that they invented sex, music, and recreational drugs.
Not invented. Perfected.
And monetized!

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 15 Jul 2019, 09:14

Andrew wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:57
dhex wrote:
14 Jul 2019, 08:02
The use of the royal we is more infuriating than the insistence that five deaths over two years is notable in any sense beyond the orgasmic release that clearly comes from using the royal we unnecessarily.
As long as the bodies can be picked up to keep from ruining the view, I would be okay with a much higher death rate for people trying to take selfies for social media.
This should help vulture populations bounce back.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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