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Re: Light laffs

Post by Jasper » 11 Aug 2017, 13:39

Jesus Christ. What a douchebro.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 11 Aug 2017, 21:02

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 11 Aug 2017, 21:08

markets don't melt!
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 12 Aug 2017, 01:15

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Now this is news I can get behind.
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Aug 2017, 10:17

dbcooper wrote:
11 Aug 2017, 21:02
Ok, that title is evil genius.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 12 Aug 2017, 19:23

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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Light laffs

Post by JasonL » 12 Aug 2017, 20:19

Haha

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Warren » 12 Aug 2017, 20:32

The weather today was gorgeous. Perfect day for a drive. We went to a 1YO's birthday party. On the way we passed this:
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Not shopped, took the pic myself.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 13 Aug 2017, 16:27



D'Souza is so lame. I wish there was video of the employee coming by and saying, "Sir, for the last time, you're not welcome in Costco anymore"
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Highway » 13 Aug 2017, 16:37

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Hugh Akston » 13 Aug 2017, 18:13

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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 14 Aug 2017, 00:28

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Aresen » 14 Aug 2017, 00:41

dbcooper wrote:
14 Aug 2017, 00:28
The Spanish Inquisition?

(Sorry. Had to say it.)
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dhex » 14 Aug 2017, 04:38

"If they make a movie about Bothans pre-ROTJ that is basically a rip off of the Taking of Pelham 123, I would start masturbating in the theater." fffffffunnnngh

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Re: Light laffs

Post by thoreau » 14 Aug 2017, 11:00

“I own it. I’m going to continue to wear women’s sunglasses.”
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 14 Aug 2017, 14:52

Getting fired before all this nazi shit hit the fan was kinda brilliant, in hindsight.
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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 14 Aug 2017, 14:53

Kolohe wrote:
14 Aug 2017, 14:52
Getting fired before all this nazi shit hit the fan was kinda brilliant, in hindsight.
I would love to hear the Mooch's take on Nazis.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Kolohe » 14 Aug 2017, 14:57

Mo wrote:
14 Aug 2017, 14:53
Kolohe wrote:
14 Aug 2017, 14:52
Getting fired before all this nazi shit hit the fan was kinda brilliant, in hindsight.
I would love to hear the Mooch's take on Nazis.
He gave it in that interview
Resilient and adaptable, Scaramucci said he’s now focusing on being a voice for Americans who are “socially inclusive and fiscally responsible.”
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Re: Light laffs

Post by dbcooper » 15 Aug 2017, 07:44

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Sandy » 15 Aug 2017, 09:03

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 15 Aug 2017, 11:02

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Eric the .5b » 16 Aug 2017, 06:17

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"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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Re: Light laffs

Post by pistoffnick » 16 Aug 2017, 08:44

Turn around cried eyes...
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Re: Light laffs

Post by nicole » 16 Aug 2017, 15:09

As we engage in battle, the crowd now screams in rage

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Re: Light laffs

Post by Mo » 16 Aug 2017, 15:19

Well, Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta fuck wit
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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