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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Warren » 11 Sep 2018, 15:41

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Jaguar Land Rover feels like the way to get people to trust and like self-driving cars is to put big googly eyes on the cars. Not the worst idea ever, I guess, just, I dunno, maybe they should have gone with something less creepy and leering.

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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by lunchstealer » 11 Sep 2018, 16:31

JD wrote:
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Jaguar Land Rover feels like the way to get people to trust and like self-driving cars is to put big googly eyes on the cars. Not the worst idea ever, I guess, just, I dunno, maybe they should have gone with something less creepy and leering.

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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by JD » 11 Sep 2018, 16:41

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If the reflection made it look like it was smiling instead of frowning, and the eye lids weren't so droopy, everyone would love it.
Hm, maybe. People did seem to like the Waymo Firefly for being cute, although some Real Car Guys did find it depressing. Personally I found the idea of riding in something as self-consciously cute as the Firefly kind of...demeaningly cute? Like being forced to wear clown shoes and a baby bonnet while going about your business. But then, I have grown to tolerate driving the Smart car, although I would never actually own one.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Highway » 11 Sep 2018, 17:20

You drive a Smart? Zipcar rentals?

I think the idea of cute is just fine, you just have to let the Japanese and Koreans do it. JLR is not going to be my go-to for thinking up 'cute' ever. Especially with something that has all the charm of a propane forklift.
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Post by Highway » 11 Sep 2018, 17:26

lol, when I looked at that at work on my phone, I didn't see the video. The car is totally checking out her ass as she walks by. That's just so bad. They should have put that into testing, saw that it did that, and be all "Nope, hold on, we gotta change that." Not put out a video of that. Just what the world needs, every autonomous vehicle staring at your ass as you walk by.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by JD » 11 Sep 2018, 17:46

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You drive a Smart? Zipcar rentals?

Car2Go. Zipcar actually doesn't do Smarts, at least around here. I'm not crazy about the Smart cars (I like that the tiny size lets you park them almost anywhere; I hate that the tiny size means they're almost useless for any kind of cargo at all) or certain aspects of the Car2Go service (the cars are almost invariably filthy and in poor maintenance) but the one-way nature of the trips works a lot better for most of what I need to do than the round-trip nature of Zipcar rentals. If I'm going to the grocery store, I may not even need a car to get there, since I could walk or bike, but I can get one just for the return trip. Or if I'm coming home from some random corner of the city late at night, a one-way trip is all I need.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by lunchstealer » 11 Sep 2018, 18:07

Highway wrote:
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You drive a Smart? Zipcar rentals?

I think the idea of cute is just fine, you just have to let the Japanese and Koreans do it. JLR is not going to be my go-to for thinking up 'cute' ever. Especially with something that has all the charm of a propane forklift.
The Italians can do cute okay, too. The 500 is adorbs, to the point where I couldn't bring myself to drive a not-Abarth version just for body-insecurity.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Highway » 11 Sep 2018, 20:46

lunchstealer wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 18:07
Highway wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 17:20
You drive a Smart? Zipcar rentals?

I think the idea of cute is just fine, you just have to let the Japanese and Koreans do it. JLR is not going to be my go-to for thinking up 'cute' ever. Especially with something that has all the charm of a propane forklift.
The Italians can do cute okay, too. The 500 is adorbs, to the point where I couldn't bring myself to drive a not-Abarth version just for body-insecurity.
That's not cute now. That's cute then. Italians don't do cute now, unless they copy something from 50 years ago. I'm sure you've seen current Maseratis...
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Post by Warren » 11 Sep 2018, 23:11

lunchstealer wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 18:07
Highway wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 17:20
You drive a Smart? Zipcar rentals?

I think the idea of cute is just fine, you just have to let the Japanese and Koreans do it. JLR is not going to be my go-to for thinking up 'cute' ever. Especially with something that has all the charm of a propane forklift.
The Italians can do cute okay, too. The 500 is adorbs, to the point where I couldn't bring myself to drive a not-Abarth version just for body-insecurity.
Oh um no. It's toy like but on a scale from baby gnu to Baby Groot, it's only a baby walrus. Baby manatee at best.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

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Post by Andrew » 19 Sep 2018, 12:33

You know the profit margins in SUVs are large when Ferrari, Bentley, Maserati, and Lamborghini are all jumping on board.
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Post by Highway » 19 Sep 2018, 13:10

It's not just profit margin, it's volume. Porsche's Cayenne has always been the highest selling vehicle they make, from the minute they started selling them. SUVs are what lots of people want to buy.
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Post by tr0g » 19 Sep 2018, 13:19

I dimly recall SUVs have different rules regarding safety and emissions as well, so you don't have to put as much engineering into meeting the standards. But that may have changed.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Highway » 19 Sep 2018, 14:46

I think a lot of the differences between cars and light trucks as far as safety standards and emissions have gone away. And with so much of the design standards for safety being driven by IIHS and with SUVs being such a large and growing segment of the market, there is lag between car and truck design, but not really differences in policy.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Andrew » 19 Sep 2018, 16:06

Highway wrote:
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It's not just profit margin, it's volume. Porsche's Cayenne has always been the highest selling vehicle they make, from the minute they started selling them. SUVs are what lots of people want to buy.
That's proof we live in a horrible simulation: people are going to Porsche dealerships and buying an SUV rather than a Cayman GTS.
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Post by Kwix » 19 Sep 2018, 17:40

Andrew wrote:
19 Sep 2018, 16:06
Highway wrote:
19 Sep 2018, 13:10
It's not just profit margin, it's volume. Porsche's Cayenne has always been the highest selling vehicle they make, from the minute they started selling them. SUVs are what lots of people want to buy.
That's proof we live in a horrible simulation: people are going to Porsche dealerships and buying an Volkswagen SUV rather than a Cayman GTS.
FTFY.

I mean yeah it's got a Porsche specific engine and gearbox, stiffer suspension and a slightly different profile but it's still a Touareg.
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Post by Eric the .5b » 19 Sep 2018, 19:32

The Ferrari concept (as I suppose it is until they actually start mass-producing it) is pretty gorgeous-looking for an SUV.
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Post by Andrew » 26 Nov 2018, 17:35

Jeep wants to get back into the midsize truck market: https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/f ... ler-truck/
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Mo » 28 Nov 2018, 09:01

I know Highway was always annoyed with these commercials, but here's an interview of one of the people in those Chevy commercials.
Then he took us inside the cars, and they had a camera in every single car as he asked us stuff like, “What do you think about the interior of the car? How does it feel? How does the steering wheel feel?” He said, “Cover up the insignia on the front of the car.” Like, on the steering wheel. There’s a big Chevy symbol right on the steering wheel. He goes, “Cover that up for a second” to the person in the driver’s seat. Then he goes, “Now. What kind of car are you inside?” And this girl next to me goes, “You know what? I kind of feel like I’m in a Mercedes.” [Laughs.] Like, what are these people doing?
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Kolohe » 28 Nov 2018, 19:08

Flo insurance has a clever parody of those commercials, imo.
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Re: cars and how they get that way

Post by Warren » 29 Nov 2018, 10:54

Kolohe wrote:
28 Nov 2018, 19:08
Flo insurance has a clever parody of those commercials, imo.
I missed that one. Right now her sister blasting her quads is in rotation.

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