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Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Post by lunchstealer » 21 Feb 2019, 14:30

Mo wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 05:13
Pham Nuwen wrote:
20 Feb 2019, 20:47
GUYS!! THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A SPACE LAWYER AND I AM VERY UPSET AT THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM FOR NEVER TELLING ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!!!

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Is that what elite practitioners of bird law graduate to?
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Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Post by Pham Nuwen » 21 Feb 2019, 15:02

thoreau wrote:
20 Feb 2019, 20:54
Pham Nuwen wrote:
20 Feb 2019, 20:47
GUYS!! THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A SPACE LAWYER AND I AM VERY UPSET AT THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM FOR NEVER TELLING ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!!!

http://www.astronomy.com/news/2019/02/t ... tage-sites
You know what Space Force needs? A militery space lawyer. Who will be sent on a journey to a distant star system.
John: We practice Martian Law during emergencies.
Alien: I'm looking at your database. Do you mean martial law?
John: No. Martian Law.
Alien: I'm not seeing that as a thing in your database. Perhaps
John: It's during emergencies. It's why you don't see it.
Alien: But it states here that during emergencies martial law can be declared.
John: Well that's wrong. I'm a military loier. You are simply confused.
Alien: I think you simply misspoke.
John: I think you are well meaning but I know what I'm talking about.
Alien: There's no harm in accepting you were incorrect.
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Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Post by Hugh Akston » 21 Feb 2019, 19:22

Needs more childish namecalling, but that's basically right.
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Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Post by Aresen » 21 Feb 2019, 19:27

Hugh Akston wrote:
21 Feb 2019, 19:22
Needs more childish namecalling, but that's basically right.
And a little more argument from authority.
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