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Post by JasonL » 30 Mar 2015, 09:23

the innominate one wrote:Easily solved by using a knob instead of a lever. And by locking it from the outside.
I think our friends in Canadia are trying to make doorknobs illegal. Apparently because this snake eating you in your sleep is a desirable public policy outcome.

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Post by Taktix® » 30 Mar 2015, 09:36

the innominate one wrote:Easily solved by using a knob instead of a lever. And by locking it from the outside.
Hey man, if you want to wear blinders to the coming Serpocalypse, be my guest...
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the innominate one wrote:Easily solved by using a knob instead of a lever. And by locking it from the outside.
I think our friends in Canadia are trying to make doorknobs illegal. Apparently because this snake eating you in your sleep is a desirable public policy outcome.
Wake up people! The snakes have already infiltrated the Canadian government, and, to erode our defenses, are exerting their influence through the only life form lower that snakes: politicians...
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Post by lunchstealer » 30 Mar 2015, 11:02

Also, the cats want to make it easier to murder you in your sleep. Or in your wakefulness. Or whenever. Cats just want to murder.
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 30 Mar 2015, 12:51

JasonL wrote:
the innominate one wrote:Easily solved by using a knob instead of a lever. And by locking it from the outside.
I think our friends in Canadia are trying to make doorknobs illegal. Apparently because this snake eating you in your sleep is a desirable public policy outcome.
Or the anti-doorknob movement began in Ireland.

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Post by the innominate one » 30 Mar 2015, 14:38

lunchstealer wrote:Also, the cats want to make it easier to murder you in your sleep. Or in your wakefulness. Or whenever. Cats just want to murder.
I have it on good authority that's true.
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Post by Timothy » 30 Mar 2015, 23:42

Snakes are just pawns of the Reptoids.
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Post by dhex » 31 Mar 2015, 08:47

Timothy wrote:And it's not like the thing can operate a doorknob.
yeah that's how the woman who had that face transplant thought about chimps. oh it's not like the chimp is gonna eat my face or anything.

not sayin' just sayin'. it's like having a shitty infirm houseguest who is also a murderer.
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Post by Timothy » 24 Apr 2015, 12:17

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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 24 Jun 2015, 17:15

Hugh Akston wrote:Image
I used to call a guy I worked for The Wedge because he was the simplest tool known to mankind.

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Post by Hugh Akston » 14 Aug 2015, 09:50

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Post by Ellie » 14 Aug 2015, 11:06

Haha!
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Post by Mo » 16 Aug 2015, 19:35

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Post by Warren » 16 Aug 2015, 19:40

Sweeeeeeeeeet
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Post by dbcooper » 16 Aug 2015, 19:42

God damn it, the word is insoluble!
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Post by Hugh Akston » 16 Aug 2015, 19:44

It was a weird layout decision to add pictures to that longform essay.
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Post by dhex » 16 Aug 2015, 20:05

Hugh Akston wrote:It was a weird layout decision to add pictures to that longform essay.
oh jadahugh.
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Post by Eric the .5b » 16 Aug 2015, 23:30

That was a good one. Those last four panels kinda made it.
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Post by Warren » 09 Sep 2015, 12:32

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Post by Dangerman » 09 Sep 2015, 12:54

Ha, "short-fingered". I'm having my writing-clerk add that to my list of antique pejoratives.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 09 Sep 2015, 13:00

Is this a cuckservative thing? I'm really not current on my intra-Team Red weasel fights.
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Re: Webcomics

Post by nicole » 09 Sep 2015, 13:09

Hugh Akston wrote:Is this a cuckservative thing? I'm really not current on my intra-Team Red weasel fights.
The comic, or "short-fingered vulgarian"? If you mean the latter, it's almost 30 years old now http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/spy-vs-trump
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Post by Hugh Akston » 09 Sep 2015, 13:13

nicole wrote:
Hugh Akston wrote:Is this a cuckservative thing? I'm really not current on my intra-Team Red weasel fights.
The comic, or "short-fingered vulgarian"? If you mean the latter, it's almost 30 years old now http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/spy-vs-trump
No the comic. I assume it came from somewhere on the Red bogosphere that views NRO as Beltway sellouts.
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Post by nicole » 09 Sep 2015, 13:17

Hugh Akston wrote:
nicole wrote:
Hugh Akston wrote:Is this a cuckservative thing? I'm really not current on my intra-Team Red weasel fights.
The comic, or "short-fingered vulgarian"? If you mean the latter, it's almost 30 years old now http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/spy-vs-trump
No the comic. I assume it came from somewhere on the Red bogosphere that views NRO as Beltway sellouts.
Honestly, I thought it was pro-NRO and anti-Trump.

I'm not sure what that says about the comic, or me.

But yeah, #NROrevolt is a thing, if you hadn't seen the posts on H&R. The one from today where Welch quotes a bunch of them is pretty funny.
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Post by Warren » 09 Sep 2015, 14:05

nicole wrote:But yeah, #NROrevolt is a thing, if you hadn't seen the posts on H&R. The one from today where Welch quotes a bunch of them is pretty funny.
Yes, I found the comic URL in the alt text from that post.
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