Our National Pastime

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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Hugh Akston » 04 Apr 2016, 22:41

I feel bad for the Dbacks players in 2030 who have to wear this Trump-era monstrosity for #throwbackthursday.

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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 20 Apr 2016, 21:32

Curt Schilling finally crossed the line that Disney couldn't take. FFS, you're working for Disney, which has been going to bat for LGBT issues and dealing with boycotts because of them before Will and Grace was on the air.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Kolohe » 20 Apr 2016, 23:07

It seems to me that it wasn't even crossing the line that got him canned. It was being a total dick about the internet criticism he received.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 20 Apr 2016, 23:38

After last year's suspensions, I'm pretty sure he was down to his last out. There was probably quite a bit of, "How can he get away with saying all that crap?" Also, he's only a passable analyst, so replacing him won't be that hard. I wonder if the fact that the folks he was brought on to attract (Boston fans) overlaps heavily with the people he repels (liberals, like folks from MA) means that he ended up being way to net negative. It's like hiring a former NASCAR driver to announce that does nothing but alienate conservatives.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Kolohe » 21 Apr 2016, 07:02

Baseball's audience currently skews white and old compared to NFL, so Schilling is probably fine for who is watching baseball now, but not for whom baseball and the Mouse want to be watching baseball.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Taktix® » 02 May 2016, 15:10

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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Warren » 02 May 2016, 15:22

Taktix® wrote:Future libertarian:
It was still a new white ball. It's not like those are free you know. It's not like you could get more money for it because Rivera once touched it.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Hugh Akston » 08 Aug 2016, 10:31

Normally I'm not keen on the Rockies giving up hits (or games), but in this case I think everyone is okay with it.

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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 08 Aug 2016, 23:06

Now this is how you do a throwback game.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Warren » 09 Aug 2016, 00:35

Mo wrote:Now this is how you do a throwback game.
Throwback to 81?
Get the fuck off my lawn you punks.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Highway » 09 Aug 2016, 00:54

Warren wrote:
Mo wrote:Now this is how you do a throwback game.
Throwback to 81?
Get the fuck off my lawn you punks.
I think more than 35 years ago counts as a throwback.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Hugh Akston » 09 Aug 2016, 02:20

I wonder how many of either team's roster was, uh, alive in 1981.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 09 Aug 2016, 07:00

Highway wrote:
Warren wrote:
Mo wrote:Now this is how you do a throwback game.
Throwback to 81?
Get the fuck off my lawn you punks.
I think more than 35 years ago counts as a throwback.
This. If The Wonder Years was made today it would be set in 1996.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 31 Aug 2016, 10:48

Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Andrew » 11 Oct 2016, 11:02

I made the mistake of caring about who won last night, so of course the Cubs lost. Dammit.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Hugh Akston » 11 Oct 2016, 23:14

The LORD is speaking to you Tim Tebow, He is telling you to become a paramedic.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Taktix® » 12 Oct 2016, 00:49

Hugh Akston wrote:The LORD is speaking to you Tim Tebow, He is telling you to become a paramedic.
One duck's amusing sports story is another constituency's miracle: http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/11/repor ... d-praying/

Though I suppose the people who believe Tebow can miraculously "heal" a seizure are probably the same people who don't believe modern medical norms like seizures passing after anywhere from 10 seconds to 5 minutes. Tebow is the Chris Angel of Faith Healers...
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by lunchstealer » 12 Oct 2016, 02:25

Taktix® wrote:
Hugh Akston wrote:The LORD is speaking to you Tim Tebow, He is telling you to become a paramedic.
One duck's amusing sports story is another constituency's miracle: http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/11/repor ... d-praying/

Though I suppose the people who believe Tebow can miraculously "heal" a seizure are probably the same people who don't believe modern medical norms like seizures passing after anywhere from 10 seconds to 5 minutes. Tebow is the Chris Angel of Faith Healers...
Tebow saved me from my seizure by snoring a little prayer in his sleep from all the way across the country.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Kolohe » 13 Oct 2016, 22:25

I've seen two commercials for California prop 61 during this Nats Dodgers game
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 14 Oct 2016, 08:52

Dodgers win, Giants lose and I didn't have to use my AK. Yesterday was a good day.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by JasonL » 14 Oct 2016, 09:27

What a nightmare that game was. I think it ran nearly 5 hours. Didn't watch it but at the bar it was on and it just. kept. going.

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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Mo » 14 Oct 2016, 09:41

JasonL wrote:What a nightmare that game was. I think it ran nearly 5 hours. Didn't watch it but at the bar it was on and it just. kept. going.
I know. The duration was awful. The 7th inning alone was 1 hour and 7 minutes. The Nats went through 6 pitchers in that one inning.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Andrew » 19 Oct 2016, 22:01

After reading about the rookie pitcher for the Indians, I wish I had watched the game. He sounds like he threw every pitch possible and threw them all well.
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Re: Our National Pastime

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 20 Oct 2016, 14:01

We have a 75% chance of either the Cubs or Cleveland winning the World Series. That it isn't the biggest sports story in my life shows how nuts this election is.

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