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Dangerman wrote:
25 Mar 2020, 12:01
Yeah I live in Best Portland, Maine, not the other one.
Ah. Sorry. Forgot there is more than one.
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The Ghanaian pallbearers meme is the content we need and deserve right now.
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Libertarian Redhead 🦄 @LibertarianRed1

Did you know you can go into Walmart wearing a mask, buy a burner phone with cash, all while wearing gloves that don't leave finger prints behind?

You do now.
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*opens twitter*

*stares*
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*closes twitter*
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Ouch.


David Frum
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The coyote suffered from diabetes and hypertension, ridiculous to list "crushed by anvil" as cause of death @FoxNews

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That was ACME's defense, anyway.

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Justin Amash
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“C’mon, people. We’re talking Bachelor finale numbers.”
Donald J. Trump
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The Wall Street Journal always “forgets” to mention that the ratings for the White House Press Briefings are “through the roof” (Monday Night Football, Bachelor Finale, according to @nytimes) & is only way for me to escape the Fake News & get my views across. WSJ is Fake News!
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That tweet should be grounds for invoking the 25th amendment. Seriously. The dude is like a Roman Emperor with syphilis that's spread to the brain.
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thoreau wrote:
09 Apr 2020, 18:09
That tweet should be grounds for invoking the 25th amendment. Seriously. The dude is like a Roman Emperor with syphilis that's spread to the brain.
Which, I mean... the chances of that being legit the case are not small.
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A noted Mammon worshiper wishes everyone a "Happy" Good Friday (i.e. the saddest day of the Christian calendar).



Here's the best response:

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That’s...probably not a good idea, to tweet that.
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Kolohe wrote:
10 Apr 2020, 12:45
That’s...probably not a good idea, to tweet that.
I mean, evangelicals have stood by Trump through worse faux pas than "HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY." I think they'll continue to support him.
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Anyway, even if we did nail Trump to a cross, he'd be up there saying "Father, remember, my ratings are even better than that Mel Gibson movie."
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I’m taking about the pastor’s tweet and it’s implication. Though, to be fair, he doesn’t look Italian to my eye.
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Kolohe wrote:
10 Apr 2020, 12:54
I’m taking about the pastor’s tweet and it’s implication. Though, to be fair, he doesn’t look Italian to my eye.
Yeah, I know. I was playing dumb.

But remember, the Secret Service is basically a bunch of Centurions...
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And Mike Pence wouldn't mind hanging out with Biggus Dickus.
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♫ Let's do the Time Warp again! ♫


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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
12 Apr 2020, 18:12
♫ Let's do the Time Warp again! ♫

So, America is going to have a choice between TWO candidates with Alzheimer's?
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Aresen wrote:
12 Apr 2020, 19:36
D.A. Ridgely wrote:
12 Apr 2020, 18:12
♫ Let's do the Time Warp again! ♫

So, America is going to have a choice between TWO candidates with Alzheimer's?
If they both make it to November, looks that way.

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Sound on.


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Ellie wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 13:47
Is Twitter really like 90% furries, or did I just friend a furry early on and end up getting dragged into that corner of the Twitterverse before I got to see any of the rest of it?
So the real problem with being shunted to Furry Twitter is that I personally have no interest in furry porn, and while the accounts that share such art are themselves very good at clearly labeling what they post and cautioning away people like me, Twitter itself is goddamn convinced that if someone I follow is liking this stuff I MUST like it too, so I'll be just scrolling through a tepid sea of political hot takes and then BAM!, here's a deer with a foot-long erection fisting a cheetah with DDD breasts.
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Sometimes, people just don't distinguish. I was trying to figure out why "succubus" was trending last night, and someone posted her very restrained succubus cosplay (think "hot librarian with horns"). I went to see what else she tweeted, and it was all hyper-endowed hermaphrodite porn. Jarring.

It makes me miss old Tumblr.
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Ellie wrote:
14 Apr 2020, 14:05
Ellie wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 13:47
Is Twitter really like 90% furries, or did I just friend a furry early on and end up getting dragged into that corner of the Twitterverse before I got to see any of the rest of it?
So the real problem with being shunted to Furry Twitter is that I personally have no interest in furry porn, and while the accounts that share such art are themselves very good at clearly labeling what they post and cautioning away people like me, Twitter itself is goddamn convinced that if someone I follow is liking this stuff I MUST like it too, so I'll be just scrolling through a tepid sea of political hot takes and then BAM!, here's a deer with a foot-long erection fisting a cheetah with DDD breasts.
You can turn off the thing where it shows you tweets from people you haven't followed by switching from "home" to "latest tweets" at the top of your feed.

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Ellie wrote:
14 Apr 2020, 14:05
Ellie wrote:
12 Feb 2020, 13:47
Is Twitter really like 90% furries, or did I just friend a furry early on and end up getting dragged into that corner of the Twitterverse before I got to see any of the rest of it?
So the real problem with being shunted to Furry Twitter is that I personally have no interest in furry porn, and while the accounts that share such art are themselves very good at clearly labeling what they post and cautioning away people like me, Twitter itself is goddamn convinced that if someone I follow is liking this stuff I MUST like it too, so I'll be just scrolling through a tepid sea of political hot takes and then BAM!, here's a deer with a foot-long erection fisting a cheetah with DDD breasts.
DDD you say?
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