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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 30 Sep 2019, 23:01

tr0g wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 21:05
lunchstealer wrote:
30 Sep 2019, 18:32

DPRK News Service @DPRK_News
Marshal Kim Jong-Un donates electric toothbrush to Swedish climate activist.
[image of Gretta Thunberg]

DPRK News Service @DPRK_News
Wasteful fossil fuel toothbrushes almost entirely phased out in DPRK.
Now I'm imagining a Philips Sonicare attached to a two stroke.
I’m imagining several more awful Goldbergian steps between the two stroke and the toothbrush.
I'm going with a hamster, a wheel, and a cat.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 01 Oct 2019, 08:24

Why is there like a 85% chance that any reasonably interesting and smart small-time guy I find to follow on Twitter ends up whining about bullshit like the national character and how important it is to have a family within like three months

What the fuck is this disease
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 01 Oct 2019, 10:07

nicole wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 08:24
Why is there like a 85% chance that any reasonably interesting and smart small-time guy I find to follow on Twitter ends up whining about bullshit like the national character and how important it is to have a family within like three months

What the fuck is this disease
Because he's on Twitter?
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Re: Twitter!

Post by thoreau » 01 Oct 2019, 11:50

My account is suspended indefinitely, possibly forever.

Apparently it has something to do with telling a trashy reality TV star that he should clog his arteries, ingest massive quantities of heroin, and eat a polonium sandwich.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Kolohe » 01 Oct 2019, 12:23

Ah ok? I was just about to come here and ask if the reboot of PIE name is actually you and not a hack.
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Post by thoreau » 01 Oct 2019, 12:46

New account. Old one was banned.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 01 Oct 2019, 14:52

nicole wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 08:24
Why is there like a 85% chance that any reasonably interesting and smart small-time guy I find to follow on Twitter ends up whining about bullshit like the national character and how important it is to have a family within like three months

What the fuck is this disease
eg

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 01 Oct 2019, 15:24

I like how the gender gap in college degrees is touted as something to be concerned about.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 01 Oct 2019, 15:26

Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:24
I like how the gender gap in college degrees is touted as something to be concerned about.
You don't understand, Hugh. Women are more likely to be educated, which makes them dissatisfied with more of their potential mates, who are now so feminized that they don't even binge drink to impress us anymore.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 01 Oct 2019, 15:27

nicole wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:26
Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:24
I like how the gender gap in college degrees is touted as something to be concerned about.
You don't understand, Hugh. Women are more likely to be educated, which makes them dissatisfied with more of their potential mates, who are now so feminized that they don't even binge drink to impress us anymore.
We must return to a time when women were dumb enough to settle for toxic men.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 01 Oct 2019, 17:04

Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:27
nicole wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:26
Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:24
I like how the gender gap in college degrees is touted as something to be concerned about.
You don't understand, Hugh. Women are more likely to be educated, which makes them dissatisfied with more of their potential mates, who are now so feminized that they don't even binge drink to impress us anymore.
We must return to a time when women were dumb enough to settle for toxic men.
We should never have given them the vote.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 01 Oct 2019, 17:06

Warren wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 17:04
Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:27
nicole wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:26
Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:24
I like how the gender gap in college degrees is touted as something to be concerned about.
You don't understand, Hugh. Women are more likely to be educated, which makes them dissatisfied with more of their potential mates, who are now so feminized that they don't even binge drink to impress us anymore.
We must return to a time when women were dumb enough to settle for toxic men.
We should never have given them the vote.
If nothing else we need to return to a time when women were dumb enough to think voting matters.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 01 Oct 2019, 17:14

Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 17:06
Warren wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 17:04
Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:27
nicole wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:26
Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Oct 2019, 15:24
I like how the gender gap in college degrees is touted as something to be concerned about.
You don't understand, Hugh. Women are more likely to be educated, which makes them dissatisfied with more of their potential mates, who are now so feminized that they don't even binge drink to impress us anymore.
We must return to a time when women were dumb enough to settle for toxic men.
We should never have given them the vote.
If nothing else we need to return to a time when women were dumb enough to think voting matters.
Shouldn't that evolve on it's own? I mean if all the smart women can't find mates, where do they keep coming from?
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Ellie » 02 Oct 2019, 03:44

Twitter is glitchy tonight. I just made a very funny and extremely highbrow comment about the existence of Trump's pee tape and it did not let me post it.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 02 Oct 2019, 09:54

Every part of the original tweet is factually incorrect but I’m going to refrain from asking if these fucks know how much offensive trad advertising kids are exposed to all the time. My old neighborhood was plastered in signs that read “ad majorem dei gloriam,” won’t someone think of impressionable minds?

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Eric the .5b » 02 Oct 2019, 13:38

"it was one of those neoliberal bedding companies, if you know what I mean - and I think you do!"

When your prudery escalates beyond the normal associated prurience and makes you a full-on pervert, hallucinating masturbation ads.

Also, apparently "neoliberal" has come full circle and means absolutely nothing more than "people who don't share my sociopolitical views".
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 03 Oct 2019, 06:19

It's the N word everyone loves. It doesn't have to make sense.

Then again this crew was around 18-20 ish and said "I could grow a worthwhile personality and learn to eat pussy real good, oooor I could become the worst person to be around at any given moment and spin elaborate theories about why women won't touch my area."
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 03 Oct 2019, 08:53

dhex wrote:
03 Oct 2019, 06:19
It's the N word everyone loves. It doesn't have to make sense.

Then again this crew was around 18-20 ish and said "I could grow a worthwhile personality and learn to eat pussy real good, oooor I could become the worst person to be around at any given moment and spin elaborate theories about why women won't touch my area."
Those be two bitches, dhex.

Otherwise yeah.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by JD » 03 Oct 2019, 10:40

The other weird thing is that the Museum of Sex ads are really pretty tame, for the most part.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 03 Oct 2019, 16:47

nicole wrote:
03 Oct 2019, 08:53
dhex wrote:
03 Oct 2019, 06:19
It's the N word everyone loves. It doesn't have to make sense.

Then again this crew was around 18-20 ish and said "I could grow a worthwhile personality and learn to eat pussy real good, oooor I could become the worst person to be around at any given moment and spin elaborate theories about why women won't touch my area."
Those be two bitches, dhex.

Otherwise yeah.
Fair, but the first one doesn't long to be on the eddy board for first things.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dbcooper » 04 Oct 2019, 13:53

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 04 Oct 2019, 20:16

What is the appeal of that autistic sock puppet?
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Eric the .5b » 04 Oct 2019, 20:29

dhex wrote:
04 Oct 2019, 20:16
What is the appeal of that autistic sock puppet?
That if someone doesn't want to take her seriously because she's a frickin' child, they're mean and taking a child too seriously. If they personalize that objection towards her (as people tend to do), they're horrible people. The idea is to make her a lightning rod and shame the clouds.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 04 Oct 2019, 21:09

dhex wrote:
04 Oct 2019, 20:16
What is the appeal of that autistic sock puppet?
Which one?

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 04 Oct 2019, 22:48

Wait? Courtney Love is still breathing air? Oh man, I never would have thunk it. There is a Pinball Hall of Fame. Why isn't there a junky Hall of Fame? Keith Richards would need to be the first inductee natch, but Courtney would be top five. Top ten at least.
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