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Re: Twitter!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 14:30
by JD
Mo wrote:
18 Jan 2019, 14:10
Seems like a good place to start a budding investigative journalism career

Does it seem like things work smoothly and professionally? Actually, everything is a gigantic mess behind the scenes, barely held together with chewing gum and bits of string.

Oh wait, that's every profession.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 21:44
by Warren
JD wrote:
18 Jan 2019, 14:30
Mo wrote:
18 Jan 2019, 14:10
Seems like a good place to start a budding investigative journalism career

Does it seem like things work smoothly and professionally? Actually, everything is a gigantic mess behind the scenes, barely held together with chewing gum and bits of string.

Oh wait, that's every profession.
We're only in it for the money

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 22:29
by Aresen
JD wrote:
18 Jan 2019, 14:30
Mo wrote:
18 Jan 2019, 14:10
Seems like a good place to start a budding investigative journalism career

Does it seem like things work smoothly and professionally? Actually, everything is a gigantic mess behind the scenes, barely held together with chewing gum and bits of string.

Oh wait, that's every profession.
Yeah. There's sausage-making everywhere.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 19 Jan 2019, 18:11
by Mo
Why are the DPRK gang making fun of Dave Weigel for looking like a South American drug lord. I mean I get it in general, but why now.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 20 Jan 2019, 05:20
by lunchstealer
Mo wrote:Why are the DPRK gang making fun of Dave Weigel for looking like a South American drug lord. I mean I get it in general, but why now.
If not now, when?

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 21 Jan 2019, 14:48
by tr0g
I’m continuing my annual tradition of posting quotes from other people and tagging them #MLKDay. Today’s guest of honor: Stokely Carmichael.

I really want to do the one about MLK but that might be too obvious.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 30 Jan 2019, 16:53
by JD
I finally decided to give this Twitter thing a try.

Within ten minutes I got "Your account has been locked. What happened?
Your account appears to have exhibited unusual behavior that violates the Twitter Rules."
All I did was follow a few accounts and click around a bit.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 30 Jan 2019, 17:23
by Highway
Good job, JDbot. ;)

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 30 Jan 2019, 18:17
by Jennifer
To be fair, if you never went on Twitter before and then suddenly you did, that DOES count as "unusual behavior" for you.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 30 Jan 2019, 20:03
by Pham Nuwen
JD wrote:
30 Jan 2019, 16:53
I finally decided to give this Twitter thing a try.

Within ten minutes I got "Your account has been locked. What happened?
Your account appears to have exhibited unusual behavior that violates the Twitter Rules."
All I did was follow a few accounts and click around a bit.
*narrows eyes*

I'll be watching you ...

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 09:53
by dbcooper
This is my all time favourite wholesome tweet:


Re: Twitter!

Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 10:24
by JasonL
Haha. Like it was written just for you.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 11:36
by dhex
hiiiighwaaay to the cozy zone

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 31 Jan 2019, 14:30
by dbcooper
:D

Also bad internet guys:


Re: Twitter!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 15:21
by Jennifer
Anti-prostitution dipshit says any job you do only for the money (rather than the love of the job) is basically rape:



"If you tell a prostituted woman: “You have two choices: you can either take the money & leave or you can take the money & stay for the sex." How many are going to stay for the sex? 0. They don’t want the sex, they want the money. Unwanted sex is rape. Prostitution is paid rape."


Re: Twitter!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 19:10
by Warren
Taxation is Theft.
Employment is Rape.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 20:42
by Aresen
Warren wrote:
10 Feb 2019, 19:10
Taxation is Theft.
Employment is Rape.
When I used to bother arguing with leftists, conversations often went like this:

Leftist: "Companies exploit workers."

Me: "Would you prefer to be unexploited?"

Leftist: "Unemployment is a form of exploitation!"

Me: *sigh*

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 22:10
by Hugh Akston
Taxation is actually theft though

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 00:00
by Pham Nuwen
Just so I'm on the same page.

Taxation is literally, joe biden, theft rape?

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 10:30
by nicole
I'm dying



("I’ll believe it’s a scary time for men the day fathers regularly teach their sons that if they’re attacked, they should scratch the perpetrator so that if they die at least we’ll have the killer’s DNA.")

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 10:32
by dhex
dude you have a direct pipeline to clever moron twitter

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 11:13
by thoreau
She doesn't get it at all. We members of the patriarchy teach all younger men to not worry about the DNA--the bros at the crime lab will destroy the evidence!

Does she not even get how patriarchy works?

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 11 Feb 2019, 15:10
by Eric the .5b
Pham Nuwen wrote:
11 Feb 2019, 00:00
Taxation is literally, joe biden, theft rape?
Worst game of Nobilis ever.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 14 Feb 2019, 09:38
by tr0g
Dave Weigel blocked me after I called him a disingenuous schmuck. I think I win, because at the end of the day, I’m not Dave Weigel.

Re: Twitter!

Posted: 14 Feb 2019, 10:57
by Pham Nuwen
tr0g wrote:
14 Feb 2019, 09:38
I think I win, because at the end of the day, I’m not Dave Weigel.
That's a brutal insult