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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 03 Sep 2018, 17:14

Warren wrote:
thoreau wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 11:14
Mo wrote:Who the fuck do the people who only speak Luxembourgish talk to?
The infallible wiki says that it's a German dialect. They presumably talk to other people speaking German dialects.
Or just like, the same dozen or so people they run into every week, like 99% of people. Before twitter anyways.
But their whole country is the size of Orange County, California. You’d think they’d have to venture into a neighboring country at some point.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Andrew » 03 Sep 2018, 18:54

Mo wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 17:14
Warren wrote:
thoreau wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 11:14
Mo wrote:Who the fuck do the people who only speak Luxembourgish talk to?
The infallible wiki says that it's a German dialect. They presumably talk to other people speaking German dialects.
Or just like, the same dozen or so people they run into every week, like 99% of people. Before twitter anyways.
But their whole country is the size of Orange County, California. You’d think they’d have to venture into a neighboring country at some point.
At the reservation where I used to work, there were people who had never been off it. This was mere minutes from the Phoenix metro.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 03 Sep 2018, 19:14

Andrew wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 18:54
Mo wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 17:14
Warren wrote:
thoreau wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 11:14
Mo wrote:Who the fuck do the people who only speak Luxembourgish talk to?
The infallible wiki says that it's a German dialect. They presumably talk to other people speaking German dialects.
Or just like, the same dozen or so people they run into every week, like 99% of people. Before twitter anyways.
But their whole country is the size of Orange County, California. You’d think they’d have to venture into a neighboring country at some point.
At the reservation where I used to work, there were people who had never been off it. This was mere minutes from the Phoenix metro.
My senior year of HS we moved to an upper middle class school district outside Rochester NY. The Main Street neighborhood houses were well over a hundred years old. Most of them were in the same family for generations. I was shocked to discover many of my classmates had never in their lives ventured outside the county.
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Post by thoreau » 03 Sep 2018, 19:50

If they have a modern lifestyle and medical care, somebody in Luxembourg is doing business with and getting training from somebody who speaks a different dialect.
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Post by nicole » 03 Sep 2018, 21:31

Uhhh French and German are both official languages of Luxembourg.
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Post by Warren » 04 Sep 2018, 11:25

nicole wrote:
03 Sep 2018, 21:31
Uhhh French and German are both official languages of Luxembourg.
Is it dealers choice? Or like Canada where both languages have to appear on every sign and document.
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Post by dhex » 06 Sep 2018, 08:03



what's fascinating is that both of them are the worst and actually deserve each other.
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Post by Andrew » 06 Sep 2018, 23:40

I almost feel bad for wanting to make the obvious joke. Almost.
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Post by Kwix » 07 Sep 2018, 03:29

dhex wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 08:03


what's fascinating is that both of them are the worst and actually deserve each other.
I feel like I should not give a shit who this is... and I don't.
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Post by nicole » 07 Sep 2018, 08:51

Is there any better Twitter heuristic than "person with 'molon labe' in handle/bio is a dickhead"?
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Post by dhex » 07 Sep 2018, 11:36

It also works when driving. Avoid pickup trucks with that label, particularly when paired with the spartan helmet.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Andrew » 07 Sep 2018, 11:41

dhex wrote:
07 Sep 2018, 11:36
It also works when driving. Avoid pickup trucks with that label, particularly when paired with the spartan helmet.
You'd love driving in Arizona.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 07 Sep 2018, 11:42

Haha

I think I have only seen one of those once but it was recently. It was in the Roman alphabet and I said to dubs, “‘Molon labe’...it always takes me a minute to remember that’s Spartan, not something from Dune, but I know it’s really stupid.”

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 07 Sep 2018, 13:42

I assume they're unaware about all that pederasty.
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Post by Kolohe » 07 Sep 2018, 15:08

and that they eventually lost.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 07 Sep 2018, 18:10

Kolohe wrote:
07 Sep 2018, 15:08
and that they eventually lost.
If we tell them do you think they'll lose respect for Sparta like they did for the Confederacy?
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 07 Sep 2018, 19:36

"Excuse me sir? Someone stuck a sticker that reads 'boyfucking losers" on your truck next to what appear to be animal testicles." I said, right before being shot by some fucknut with an "only God can judge me" neck tattoo.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 08 Sep 2018, 12:08

This is for you Nicole

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dbcooper » 10 Sep 2018, 22:50

Not something I thought I'd see ...

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 19 Sep 2018, 07:50

Toad and Bert and Ernie are trending on Twitter. I feel like I have matured and grown wiser because I noped the fuck out and did not try to find out why.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 19 Sep 2018, 08:31

The only real question is, which is worse, the reason behind Toad or the reason behind B&E.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 19 Sep 2018, 09:27

Goddamit. And Toad is worse. Far, far, far worse. And that is based solely on headlines.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 19 Sep 2018, 10:08

Haha see I was thinking B&E was worse because I could at least laugh about Toad.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 19 Sep 2018, 10:13

B&E have been suspected/joked as such for years. The image from Toad ... yuck
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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