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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 15 Sep 2017, 19:10

Ken Ham and his ilk are either delusional loons or liars. Their followers are deluded fools. Fuck all of them.

I really need to emigrate.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Sandy » 15 Sep 2017, 23:41

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
15 Sep 2017, 15:20
People need to stop with the bad thing that might even be a legitimate harm is violence or terrorism or whatever. These idiots need to stop thinking only in terms of rhetoric. I give it five years until something that is bad for children, maybe sugary cereals, is called child molestation.
This is a direct result of their over-interpretation and reliance on the Saphir-Worf hypothesis. Language is thought, therefore controlling language controls thought, thought controls action, and therefore rhetoric is actually violence, and changing the rhetoric solves violence.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 16 Sep 2017, 18:52

This whole thread is amazing, but this may be my favorite.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 17 Sep 2017, 03:28

Sarah Silverman's niece is following me again, for some damn reason.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 17 Sep 2017, 16:39

honor of the office and fate of the union and all that stuff aside, the trump golf ball tweet was uncharacteristically and (likely unintentionally) very funny.
"If they make a movie about Bothans pre-ROTJ that is basically a rip off of the Taking of Pelham 123, I would start masturbating in the theater." fffffffunnnngh

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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 17 Sep 2017, 16:50

Pls. post.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 17 Sep 2017, 16:51

dhex wrote:
17 Sep 2017, 16:39
honor of the office and fate of the union and all that stuff aside, the trump golf ball tweet was uncharacteristically and (likely unintentionally) very funny.
Check. If one were to credit him with deliberately taking a cheap shot at HRC while she's out pimping her book of denial over what a singularly horrible person she is, it hits the mark. But he reached and breached his credit limit long ago.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 17 Sep 2017, 16:59

You read her book?
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 17 Sep 2017, 17:08

the innominate one wrote:
17 Sep 2017, 16:59
You read her book?
Just the title
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 17 Sep 2017, 20:21

"If they make a movie about Bothans pre-ROTJ that is basically a rip off of the Taking of Pelham 123, I would start masturbating in the theater." fffffffunnnngh

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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 17 Sep 2017, 20:37

Muy thanks, good sir.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 17 Sep 2017, 20:41

it's genuinely funny.
"If they make a movie about Bothans pre-ROTJ that is basically a rip off of the Taking of Pelham 123, I would start masturbating in the theater." fffffffunnnngh

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Post by the innominate one » 17 Sep 2017, 20:51

It's a little funny, mitigated by the fact that it was retweeted by a sitting president.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 17 Sep 2017, 21:08

well, yeah, that's the not so funny part.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by thoreau » 17 Sep 2017, 21:14

It would make a nice Benny Hill sketch.
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Post by Kolohe » 17 Sep 2017, 21:21

The guy Trump retweeted also is a cop sucker, a seth rich truther, and (I hear) an anti-semite.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by thoreau » 17 Sep 2017, 21:27

Kolohe wrote:
17 Sep 2017, 21:21
The guy Trump retweeted also is a cop sucker, a seth rich truther, and (I hear) an anti-semite.
So he's qualified to serve in Trump's administration.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Jennifer » 17 Sep 2017, 22:02

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
28 Aug 2017, 17:09
Italians Mad at Food is my favorite account right now.

Check out @ItalianComments's Tweet:
Hmm .... I think maybe now I can understand how those Italians feel, after discovering that this is a thing sold in other countries:

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 18 Sep 2017, 00:21

I've never felt so proud.
*waves flag*
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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 18 Sep 2017, 12:32

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 18 Sep 2017, 17:48

http://nypost.com/2017/09/18/jerk-in-na ... ocked-out/

“I literally just got off a bus and was walking to a movie and saw some guy being obnoxious up the way — which I’m used to in downtown Seattle, but then I saw the Nazi armband and realize we are dealing with a guy a little more than just obnoxious,” he said. “I had eaten over 800mg of THC and was way too high for confrontation so I just held back with two other passersby to watch what would unfold.”
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 18 Sep 2017, 20:17

dhex wrote:
18 Sep 2017, 17:48
http://nypost.com/2017/09/18/jerk-in-na ... ocked-out/

“I literally just got off a bus and was walking to a movie and saw some guy being obnoxious up the way — which I’m used to in downtown Seattle, but then I saw the Nazi armband and realize we are dealing with a guy a little more than just obnoxious,” he said. “I had eaten over 800mg of THC and was way too high for confrontation so I just held back with two other passersby to watch what would unfold.”
800mg? Oh okay.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 18 Sep 2017, 21:14

at 800mg i'm skeptical anyone would recognize colors, much less political armbands.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Kolohe » 19 Sep 2017, 15:59

This mexico city tv(?) station twitter feed is filled with a lot of !Oh, Mierda! pics and video.

https://twitter.com/XEVATabasco
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Re: Twitter!

Post by the innominate one » 19 Sep 2017, 21:55

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -E Benn

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