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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 27 May 2019, 20:08

Hugh Akston wrote:
27 May 2019, 19:44
Every once in a while Twitter justifies its existence (click through to read the responses)

video not playing for me.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 27 May 2019, 20:36

Warren wrote:
27 May 2019, 20:08
Hugh Akston wrote:
27 May 2019, 19:44
Every once in a while Twitter justifies its existence (click through to read the responses)

video not playing for me.
Don't watch the video. Click through and read the responses.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 28 May 2019, 14:46

Yeah the video is complete rah rah platitudes bullshit.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Aresen » 28 May 2019, 15:27

Hugh Akston wrote:
27 May 2019, 20:36
Don't watch the video. Click through and read the responses.
I was looking for the comment from General Dynamics about how the army has made their life better.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 29 May 2019, 16:37



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@ComfortablySmug

Now this is how you dunk on Roy Moore
@Aposter1228
Replying to @RealJudgeMoore

Surprised to see you were polling in the 20's considering you're usually in the teens.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Aresen » 29 May 2019, 16:42

lunchstealer wrote:
29 May 2019, 16:37


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@ComfortablySmug

Now this is how you dunk on Roy Moore
@Aposter1228
Replying to @RealJudgeMoore

Surprised to see you were polling in the 20's considering you're usually in the teens.
It almost makes me wish I was on twitter so I could upvote this.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 04 Jun 2019, 15:24

This is the content I crave.

https://twitter.com/keanuwtm
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Ellie » 04 Jun 2019, 16:11

this is one of those moments where my brain is equally split between "people are geniuses and I'm so glad to live in an era where it's more easy than ever to realize your creative impulses" and "boy I just don't understand Twitter."
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 04 Jun 2019, 18:10

Mo wrote:
04 Jun 2019, 15:24
This is the content I crave.

https://twitter.com/keanuwtm
Pink Floyd's Us and Them FTW
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 06 Jun 2019, 07:12

Me, after a lifetime of internalized misogyny: women are dumb because they’re the ones who are into babies and family

Centrist men on twitter: high IQ women working is like burning seed corn
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 06 Jun 2019, 12:22

nicole wrote:
06 Jun 2019, 07:12
Me, after a lifetime of internalized misogyny: women are dumb because they’re the ones who are into babies and family

Centrist men on twitter: high IQ women working is like burning seed corn
TIL Centrists yearn for eugenics on Twitter.

Though I mean shit we are fast barreling into a collectivist moment we haven't seen since the 30s. Fuckery is abundant.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Hugh Akston » 06 Jun 2019, 12:50

2019 is making eugenics sexy again
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 Jun 2019, 16:22

dhex wrote:
06 Jun 2019, 12:22
nicole wrote:
06 Jun 2019, 07:12
Me, after a lifetime of internalized misogyny: women are dumb because they’re the ones who are into babies and family

Centrist men on twitter: high IQ women working is like burning seed corn
TIL Centrists yearn for eugenics on Twitter.
Hey man. They were totally centrist the entire time. The hatred on both sides blah blah blah. Better to stick with nazi's or at least their enablers.
Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Eric the .5b » 11 Jun 2019, 17:55

Brent Spiner gets into the "challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight" thing, and Dick Van Dyke jumps in:

"Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer."
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Twitter!

Post by Mo » 11 Jun 2019, 19:26

This fucking lobster has better penmanship than my 5 year old. (I know the lobster isn’t writing)
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Twitter!

Post by lunchstealer » 13 Jun 2019, 02:56

Mo wrote:
11 Jun 2019, 19:26
This fucking lobster has better penmanship than my 5 year old. (I know the lobster isn’t writing)
Oh dear christ I almost posted that it was a crayfish not a lobster. I know I'm metaposting it, but the point is the impulse.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 17 Jun 2019, 08:38

Lol, ESB thinks her content is different from this content

Adorable

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Eric the .5b » 17 Jun 2019, 14:34

nicole wrote:
17 Jun 2019, 08:38
Lol, ESB thinks her content is different from this content

Adorable

All her content seems to be angry Blue political yammering.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 17 Jun 2019, 15:19

nicole wrote:Lol, ESB thinks her content is different from this content

Adorable

I was not exposed enough to ESB when you first revealed your hate of her, but my hate has grown mightily as I have seen more from her.

Though that shit creepy AF
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Ellie » 17 Jun 2019, 15:28

I'm bewildered by anyone thinking a woman becomes more fully a man's by carrying his child. Sorry, buddy, maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones, but she's probably gonna kick you out of bed during pregnancy because she's so uncomfortable, and then refuse to let you touch her for at least six months after the birth. The only thing that will become more fully yours is the responsibility for everything that goes wrong or gets barfed on, because YOU DID THIS, WITH YOUR STUPID SPERM.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Ellie » 17 Jun 2019, 15:29

I'm bewildered by anyone thinking a woman becomes more fully a man's by carrying his child. Sorry, buddy, maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones, but she's probably gonna kick you out of bed during pregnancy because she's so uncomfortable, and then refuse to let you touch her for at least six months after the birth. The only thing that will become more fully yours is the responsibility for everything that goes wrong or gets barfed on, because YOU DID THIS, WITH YOUR STUPID SPERM.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 17 Jun 2019, 16:12

nicole wrote:
17 Jun 2019, 08:38
Lol, ESB thinks her content is different from this content

Adorable
You'd think she'd intuitive understand breeding fetishism.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 19 Jun 2019, 15:14

This continues to be all I can masturbate to

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 19 Jun 2019, 16:46

nicole wrote:
19 Jun 2019, 15:14
This continues to be all I can masturbate to

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 19 Jun 2019, 16:58

My favorite part is that she says it’s “coopting” the language of the oppressor, as if that would be a bad thing if it were possible.
"Fucking qualia." -Hugh Akston

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