Twitter!

[Mo]

Also baby poop >>> baby vomit

[dhex]

Also baby poop >>> baby vomit

Cosign. I've been puked on while driving and inside of a suit as well. The situation is quite exorcist.

[dead_elvis]

When my friends' twin girls were still little, when I stayed with them ( a few times a year for about 4 days) I would make it clear i was happy to watch them/babysit but that I had no experience in changing any diapers and wasn't interested in learning. So when they were finally just out of diapers the first time I was finally babysitting I get called to the bathroom- to help them. Wipe. Their bottoms. Good grief, unclear on the concept.

Snowflake. Changing diapers is the easiest part of fatherhood. Simple, easily identifiable problem, with a quick solution.

Yeah, seeing what friends are dealing with, I would still take poop duty over trying to help a 9 year old deal with her friend being mean to her.

[Mo]

Don’t worry Rudy, they’re chanting Boo-liani. Though some are chanting Boo-dy

[Kolohe]

I find it hard to believe this is the first time Yankees Stadium booed Rudy.

[Eric the .5b]

Don’t worry Rudy, they’re chanting Boo-liani. Though some are chanting Boo-dy

Although, since they kept the fucker as mayor for eight years, I can't help thinking this may be a bit of declared vs. revealed preference.

[thoreau]

Does Twitter have ANYTHING to talk about besides Roseanne's show being canceled? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with the decision, but seriously, is there ANYTHING ELSE for Twitter to talk about?

[nicole]

My timeline has more stuff about Elon Musk and the guy from Pompeii.

[Mo]

Don’t worry Rudy, they’re chanting Boo-liani. Though some are chanting Boo-dy

Although, since they kept the fucker as mayor for eight years, I can't help thinking this may be a bit of declared vs. revealed preference.

They voted for cousin marryin', cross-dressing, ferret hatin' Rudy. Not the post 2008 election version of him.

[Eric the .5b]

Don’t worry Rudy, they’re chanting Boo-liani. Though some are chanting Boo-dy

Although, since they kept the fucker as mayor for eight years, I can't help thinking this may be a bit of declared vs. revealed preference.

They voted for cousin marryin', cross-dressing, ferret hatin' Rudy. Not the post 2008 election version of him.

OK, so he doesn't cross-dress anymore.

[nicole]

God knows why I am even mentally responding to this but...$51 is one tank of gas and none of those other things

[Ellie]

I dunno, a loaf of bead is pretty expensive these days, unless Hobby Lobby is having a sale.

[dhex]

yeah gas is about 2.80 a gallon here atm. so i'd get a tank and a quarter ish.

wtf are these cunts talking about?

[lunchstealer]

I've got a small tank, so your average fillup for me if I pay retail is around $25-30. Anyone with a mid-size or crossover is paying $30-40, and a pickup or large SUV is running $40-60. Off the top of my head, two loaves of bread, two cartons of eggs, and four gallons of milk are gonna run minimum of $15ish on a good day unless you're super frugal.

So I could maybe get all that except the bread, milk, and half the eggs, and I'm at the absolute low end of the scale on gas expenditures. Most people can't even get the second tank of gas.

[Mo]

[Fin Fang Foom]

God knows why I am even mentally responding to this but...$51 is one tank of gas and none of those other things

Living in a single bedroom apartment and shopping at Walmart are consistent with being in the middle class, but not having a TV isn't, unless you are one of those "oh, I don't even own a tv" types.

[Highway]

Are there even any "Democrats" who have said they want to raise taxes on some guy who is living in a single bedroom apartment? Isn't that the people they always want to not increase taxes on?

[dbcooper]

The best wholesome account on twitter:

https://twitter.com/1CatShepherd

[Warren]

God knows why I am even mentally responding to this but...$51 is one tank of gas and none of those other things

If you're paying $51/tank in your daily driver you're just burning gas for the sake of showing other people you can afford to.

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What lunchstealer said

[nicole]

Uhh...but the price of a tank doesn't have anything to do with how fast you use the tank of gas. My gas tank is 18.5 gallons and gas here rn is over $3/gallon. And that would last me potentially months since I extremely don't drive every day.

[dead_elvis]

Uhh...but the price of a tank doesn't have anything to do with how fast you use the tank of gas.

And it also doesn't have anything to do with the most substantive arguments against that tax cut, i.e. that in exchange for that extra tank and a bag of groceries Scrooge McDuck over there got an extra 1000 ivory handled backscratchers and it's all bundled altogether stuck on you and your kids' tab. Congratulations on your tank of gas and bag of groceries, you short sighted moron.

[dead_elvis]

[Eric the .5b]

Well, dang: fair enough, Mrs. Clinton.

[Mo]

Interesting thread showing the prior period where Romans 13 was frequently cited in American discourse. I'm sure you'll be shocked to read that it was in defense of slavery. After the Civil War, citations fell abruptly because people saw what a shitty argument is.

[Jennifer]

A more relevant verse might be Isaiah 10:1: "Woe to those who enact unjust statutes and issue oppressive decrees."