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Andrew
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Andrew » 10 Jan 2018, 13:21

I wonder how those same Catholics would feel about learning their dead loved ones had been posthumously baptized by the Mormons.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 10 Jan 2018, 13:45

Not for nothing, but that article sounds to me like, "of course a Paladin can harm undead with his Lay on Hands ability. Gary Gygax said so."
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 10 Jan 2018, 13:50

Oh yeah, that's the stuff, inject it into my veins

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Post by Kolohe » 10 Jan 2018, 14:36

Like, until today the most radical trad catholic I had seen was some woman having her last in and out burger because the convent she was joining had a vow of poverty that would prohibit their purchase.
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Post by Fin Fang Foom » 10 Jan 2018, 14:54

"No you can't gain weapon specialization. The Players' Handbook specifically says that fallen paladins fight as fighters but cannot gain weapon specialization. If you want to be anything other than a gimped fighter, you'll have to go on a great quest at the behest of your god to regain your paladin status. A boon! A quest the PC may not survive."

"What if I went the other way. What if I my character became something . . . darker. Would say . . . a Pit Fiend grant me power?"

"I'm listening. What do you propose?"
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 12 Jan 2018, 20:33

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Painboy » 12 Jan 2018, 22:36

Mo wrote:
12 Jan 2018, 20:33
I know they are claiming that's real but I really have hard time believing that. I mean c'mon.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 12 Jan 2018, 22:43

There's a link to the original Facebook post. The FB profile is so bland that it's either an amazing stealth job or legit.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Eric the .5b » 13 Jan 2018, 18:43

I think we need to start screen-shotting for this thread. Especially since the tweets people post are exactly the ones that get taken down or set private.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 17 Jan 2018, 11:32

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Mo » 19 Jan 2018, 11:45

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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 19 Jan 2018, 16:11

"Fucking qualia." -Hugh Akston

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 20 Jan 2018, 23:08

there needs to be an emoji for that feeling when you start saying "what" but you can only get out "whuuuuuuuuuuu"
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 23 Jan 2018, 08:20

Tfw you have no mf idea what liberalism is

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 23 Jan 2018, 08:25

ow my brain
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Jasper » 23 Jan 2018, 13:36

Should change his name to Noah Smarts, amirite?
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 24 Jan 2018, 15:13

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Re: Twitter!

Post by Sandy » 24 Jan 2018, 15:26

Parents are fun people: that friend you haven't seen in a long time because they had kids? Remember how fun he was to hang out with? Start watching his kids and you may start seeing him more! "Bring the kids over, put'em to bed, adults have a game night" is a super fun evening!
That's what god made parents for. Maybe you should start modeling a society in which you stay with your parents and share the burden with other breeders instead of moving to the city to be hip and cool and then wonder why you can't find other people willing to make sacrifices for your life choices.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by JasonL » 24 Jan 2018, 15:43

What an awful human being.

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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 24 Jan 2018, 15:50

I can't decide who I'm more inclined to kill, him or my mom.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Highway » 24 Jan 2018, 16:59

If you're going to kill people, I don't see that there's a limit. :)

But yeah, guys like that you just want to watch fall into a deep hole full of spikes.
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Andrew » 24 Jan 2018, 17:04

The creepy baby pic must have been intentional.
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holy shit there will never be an end until the sweet release of death (as dictated by the death panels, natch) - lunch

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Re: Twitter!

Post by dhex » 24 Jan 2018, 19:29

federalist stuff is just a click hook with poe's law baited on the end
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Re: Twitter!

Post by Warren » 25 Jan 2018, 13:31

I lol'd
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Re: Twitter!

Post by nicole » 25 Jan 2018, 14:29

Total rando but...5-12?!?!?!@?lksdktjiqweoirjsdkjf

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