Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

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Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by JasonL » 21 Aug 2019, 12:42

Oh man this is amazing. Chef suing AB for not paying. Issue appears to be that chef made salmon and saved the head for a stock. AB “and his crew” thought the head was a Godfather threat and refused to pay.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/285 ... in-freezer

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Post by Warren » 21 Aug 2019, 13:09

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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by lunchstealer » 21 Aug 2019, 17:37

JasonL wrote:
21 Aug 2019, 12:42
Oh man this is amazing. Chef suing AB for not paying. Issue appears to be that chef made salmon and saved the head for a stock. AB “and his crew” thought the head was a Godfather threat and refused to pay.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/285 ... in-freezer
It may be peak grylliade or at least peak internet, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out why Alton Brown wouldn't pay for a meal or even think twice about the head of a salmon.
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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by Shem » 24 Aug 2019, 22:42


Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.
Gotta wonder how different things could have been if Luck had gone to a team that didn't do everything possible to RGIII him.
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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by dead_elvis » 09 Sep 2019, 21:35

The A.B. saga is surreal (at one point this weekend a news page showed like 3 contradictory headlines about him) enough, but I'm left feeling sorry for whoever got cut to make room for him on the Pats roster. Imagine you make the final cut! For a perennial super bowl contender! Then this toxic clown show is getting a third chance and you're out? On a team that doesn't really need a receiver? Life is definitely not fair.

But here's to hoping he somehow sucks the Patriots into his black hole of chaos.
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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by Highway » 13 Sep 2019, 22:28

The Browns banned a guy for dumping beer on Tennessee players when they were celebrating at the edge of the stands. Typically for the Browns, they banned the wrong guy, specifically a guy who says he hasn't been to a Browns game since 2010, and was DJing a wedding at the time.
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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by Highway » 18 Sep 2019, 18:49

I think you need the gif for it to really have the effect (might have to click through)


That guy made a meme generator for it, if you want...
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Post by Warren » 18 Sep 2019, 20:50

Highway wrote:
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I think you need the gif for it to really have the effect
Oh yeah. That totally makes it.
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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 20 Sep 2019, 20:15

Patriots release Antonio Brown after another accusation

I don't get it. It's not like he did something serious like kneel during the National Anthem.

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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by Shem » 30 Sep 2019, 18:39


#Raiders LB Vontaze Burfict has been suspended for the rest of the season.
Just goes to show, the NFL's '18 strikes and you're out' rule is working.
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Re: Antonio Brown's Used Helmet Emporium -- NFL 2019

Post by JasonL » 30 Sep 2019, 20:52

Reality show AB and Vontaze. Burfect Strangers. I’m calling it.

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