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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Ellie » 07 Mar 2019, 19:36

lunchstealer wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 15:49
Kolohe wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 15:33
thoreau wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:44
I feel like Rand Paul needs to be involved somehow.
Anthem starting Logan Paul.
Jesus dude. We're trying to make a flop, not commit war crimes.
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Warren » 07 Mar 2019, 20:31

Race flip Triumph of the Will

Oh wait.
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Aresen » 07 Mar 2019, 22:52

Warren wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 20:31
Race flip Triumph of the Will

Oh wait.
Yeah, that's every blaxploitation film ever.
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by dead_elvis » 08 Mar 2019, 16:27

Remake of The Day The Clown Cried starring Milo Yiannopoulos. That’s not going to burn through $300 mil though so hire Terry Gilliam to direct and let his cursed luck take care of that.

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Make a box-office flop!

Post by Mo » 08 Mar 2019, 16:51

Next on NBC, Boss Baby Live, starring Ben Shapiro.

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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Warren » 09 Mar 2019, 10:53

dead_elvis wrote:
08 Mar 2019, 16:27
Remake of The Day The Clown Cried starring Milo Yiannopoulos. That’s not going to burn through $300 mil though so hire Terry Gilliam to direct and let his cursed luck take care of that.

ETA that the setting should be modernized to a Palestinian refugee camp in the Gaza Strip.
You are a bad bad man.
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Hugh Akston » 09 Mar 2019, 15:09

Kevin Spacey, Asia Argento, Louis CK, and James Franco are the Fantastic Four!
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Warren » 09 Mar 2019, 15:11

Hugh Akston wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 15:09
Kevin Spacey, Asia Argento, Louis CK, and James Franco are the Fantastic Four!
Sounds like the best Fan Four movie ever.
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Aresen » 09 Mar 2019, 15:20

Warren wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 15:11
Hugh Akston wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 15:09
Kevin Spacey, Asia Argento, Louis CK, and James Franco are the Fantastic Four!
Sounds like the best Fan Four movie ever.
"Best Fantastic Four movie ever."

Is that something like "The Best Congressman?"
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Re: Make a box-office flop!

Post by Warren » 09 Mar 2019, 15:24

Aresen wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 15:20
Warren wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 15:11
Hugh Akston wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 15:09
Kevin Spacey, Asia Argento, Louis CK, and James Franco are the Fantastic Four!
Sounds like the best Fan Four movie ever.
"Best Fantastic Four movie ever."

Is that something like "The Best Congressman?"
Not at all. I can name congressmen that aren't awful.
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