Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018

[Kolohe]

Kirk Cousins is so anti-clutch that if you allowed clutch to come in contact with him, it would cause an explosion that would crack the Earth's crust.

I read a really good article breaking him down a couple weeks ago. Basically the guy's a robot. On planned throws his timing and mechanics are perfect. Like you can put two similar throws of his at different times and his body position and mechanics are identical. But when he has to improvise and go off script it all falls apart.

The automatic quarterback has no clutch - now it all makes sense.

Yeah, still working from a viscous coupling model. Though popular in Europe, the dual-clutch automatic quarterback has not been introduced in many US models.

European football innovations are more known in America for their flops.

[lunchstealer]

We still miss Stevo but you're doing yeoman's work picking up the slack.

[Shem]

[dead_elvis]

Bah. Glad to see the backside of this season.

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[Mo]

Insurance companies are our new regulatory bodies, part 143.

[Ellie]

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[Mo]

InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

[Kolohe]

InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

This is the Stalingrad of Brand Wars.

[Mo]

So NCGA is Hitler?

[Kolohe]

So NCGA is Hitler?

Actually, Steve King R-IA.

[Mo]

Apparently, the only thing I missed from last night is that Ed Hardy shirts are made when Adam Levine molts.

[JasonL]

The potency of the boringness astounded me. I have a burning hot hatred of the pats and in the first couple of series I was all eff them and the calls they get and argh and so forth - pretty much like I expected. The game was so boring that I stopped caring by halftime. Left the bar by 4th quarter still in good shape. Didn't watch any of it after halftime.

That game was so dreadful it made me a better person.

[dead_elvis]

Would so much rather have been watching KC-New Orleans. We were robbed.

[dead_elvis]

InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

The whole ad campaign stinks of whataboutism. Yeah ok, they use corn syrup. Doesn't make Budweiser taste any better tho.

[Pham Nuwen]

Would so much rather have been watching KC-New Orleans. We were robbed.

That would have been a hell of a game.

[lunchstealer]

InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

The whole ad campaign stinks of whataboutism. Yeah ok, they use corn syrup. Doesn't make Budweiser taste any better tho.

Yeah 'specially when Bud Light is made with fucking rice. If you're Japan, go for it. Otherwise, make your beer with barley like a human.

[JD]

Some New Orleans fans have been pointing this out: the Saints had a 13-3 season, and got robbed their chance to be in the Super Bowl. And what happened? The lowest-scoring Super Bowl ever, way below the over/under... with a final score of 13-3! Clearly a New Orleans voodoo curse at work!

[Kolohe]

If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.

[D.A. Ridgely]

If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.

You don't get to be a billionaire overpaying to get your balls deflated.

[Mo]

If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.

Look how much pain Epstein went through to traffick his own women.

[Aresen]

If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.

If I had a billion dollars, I effing wouldn't buy a sports franchise.

My preferred career choice (which I didn't manage) was 'anonymous plutocrat.'

[Kolohe]

If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.

Look how much pain Epstein went through to traffick his own women.

I'd also make sure everyone was over 21.

[Painboy]

What in the world is going on with Antonio Brown? It's like a performance art piece.

[Andrew]

#12 is straight from Seinfeld/Larry David, and holy shit, #13 is amazing:

However, sometime in the next couple of weeks, Brown once again tried to take the field with his old helmet, which he had since had repainted with colors approximating—but not completely mimicking—the Raiders’ silver-and-black design...

[JasonL]

I think he may actually be suffering traumatic brain injury, from that Burfict hit if I’m guessing. Kinda not kidding.