Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018

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Re: Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018

Post by Kolohe » 11 Dec 2018, 19:25

lunchstealer wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 18:24
Kolohe wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 15:24
Painboy wrote:
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Shem wrote:
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Kirk Cousins is so anti-clutch that if you allowed clutch to come in contact with him, it would cause an explosion that would crack the Earth's crust.
I read a really good article breaking him down a couple weeks ago. Basically the guy's a robot. On planned throws his timing and mechanics are perfect. Like you can put two similar throws of his at different times and his body position and mechanics are identical. But when he has to improvise and go off script it all falls apart.
The automatic quarterback has no clutch - now it all makes sense.
Yeah, still working from a viscous coupling model. Though popular in Europe, the dual-clutch automatic quarterback has not been introduced in many US models.
European football innovations are more known in America for their flops.
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Post by lunchstealer » 11 Dec 2018, 19:31

We still miss Stevo but you're doing yeoman's work picking up the slack.
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Post by Shem » 15 Dec 2018, 23:34

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Post by dead_elvis » 06 Jan 2019, 17:08

Bah. Glad to see the backside of this season.
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Post by Mo » 18 Jan 2019, 08:43

Insurance companies are our new regulatory bodies, part 143.
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Post by Mo » 04 Feb 2019, 04:25

InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Post by Kolohe » 04 Feb 2019, 09:18

Mo wrote:
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InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

This is the Stalingrad of Brand Wars.
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Post by Mo » 04 Feb 2019, 09:37

So NCGA is Hitler?
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Post by Kolohe » 04 Feb 2019, 12:22

Mo wrote:
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So NCGA is Hitler?
Actually, Steve King R-IA.
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Post by Mo » 04 Feb 2019, 15:46

Apparently, the only thing I missed from last night is that Ed Hardy shirts are made when Adam Levine molts.
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Post by JasonL » 04 Feb 2019, 15:54

The potency of the boringness astounded me. I have a burning hot hatred of the pats and in the first couple of series I was all eff them and the calls they get and argh and so forth - pretty much like I expected. The game was so boring that I stopped caring by halftime. Left the bar by 4th quarter still in good shape. Didn't watch any of it after halftime.

That game was so dreadful it made me a better person.

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Post by dead_elvis » 04 Feb 2019, 16:19

Would so much rather have been watching KC-New Orleans. We were robbed.
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Post by dead_elvis » 04 Feb 2019, 16:35

Mo wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 04:25
InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

The whole ad campaign stinks of whataboutism. Yeah ok, they use corn syrup. Doesn't make Budweiser taste any better tho.
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Post by Pham Nuwen » 04 Feb 2019, 17:20

dead_elvis wrote:
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Would so much rather have been watching KC-New Orleans. We were robbed.
That would have been a hell of a game.
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Post by lunchstealer » 04 Feb 2019, 17:23

dead_elvis wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 16:35
Mo wrote:
04 Feb 2019, 04:25
InBev and AB have found a way for me to root for them.

The whole ad campaign stinks of whataboutism. Yeah ok, they use corn syrup. Doesn't make Budweiser taste any better tho.
Yeah 'specially when Bud Light is made with fucking rice. If you're Japan, go for it. Otherwise, make your beer with barley like a human.
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Post by JD » 05 Feb 2019, 09:59

Some New Orleans fans have been pointing this out: the Saints had a 13-3 season, and got robbed their chance to be in the Super Bowl. And what happened? The lowest-scoring Super Bowl ever, way below the over/under... with a final score of 13-3! Clearly a New Orleans voodoo curse at work!
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Post by Kolohe » 22 Feb 2019, 20:12

If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 22 Feb 2019, 20:21

Kolohe wrote:
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If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.
You don't get to be a billionaire overpaying to get your balls deflated.

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Post by Mo » 24 Feb 2019, 17:48

Kolohe wrote:If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.
Look how much pain Epstein went through to traffick his own women.
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Post by Aresen » 24 Feb 2019, 20:01

Kolohe wrote:
22 Feb 2019, 20:12
If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.
If I had a billion dollars, I effing wouldn't buy a sports franchise.

My preferred career choice (which I didn't manage) was 'anonymous plutocrat.'
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Post by Kolohe » 24 Feb 2019, 21:30

Mo wrote:
24 Feb 2019, 17:48
Kolohe wrote:If I had a billion dollars, I'd have my own bespoke escort service, not pay retail with a bunch of other chumps.
Look how much pain Epstein went through to traffick his own women.
I'd also make sure everyone was over 21.
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