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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Warren » 07 Nov 2019, 01:18

I can't remember there ever being such a broad and diverse coalition around something and the lone hold out was Ellie.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Mo » 07 Nov 2019, 10:13

Ellie wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 17:25
Robert Pattinson as Batman
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
Andy Serkis as Alfred
Paul Dano as Riddler
Colin Farrell as Penguin
Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon
Your cast so far for Matt Reeves’ #TheBatman, in theaters 6/25/21
Every single casting decision/rumor I read about Matt Reeves's The Batman sounds like it's supposed to be satire.
Maybe someone is finally realizing my dream of rebooting Batman '66.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by lunchstealer » 07 Nov 2019, 12:02

Mo wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 10:13
Ellie wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 17:25
Robert Pattinson as Batman
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
Andy Serkis as Alfred
Paul Dano as Riddler
Colin Farrell as Penguin
Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon
Your cast so far for Matt Reeves’ #TheBatman, in theaters 6/25/21
Every single casting decision/rumor I read about Matt Reeves's The Batman sounds like it's supposed to be satire.
Maybe someone is finally realizing my dream of rebooting Batman '66.
Naw, that'd have Jim Rash as the riddler, Patton Oswalt as the Penguin, maybe Arturo Castro as Joker?

Not sure who the Kitt/Newmars of the world are, today, who'd be available for this kind of role.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Hugh Akston » 07 Nov 2019, 12:10

If they did remake Batman '66 you'd have people rooting for mass shooters on opening day.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Painboy » 07 Nov 2019, 12:29

Mo wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 10:13
Ellie wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 17:25
Robert Pattinson as Batman
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
Andy Serkis as Alfred
Paul Dano as Riddler
Colin Farrell as Penguin
Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon
Your cast so far for Matt Reeves’ #TheBatman, in theaters 6/25/21
Every single casting decision/rumor I read about Matt Reeves's The Batman sounds like it's supposed to be satire.
Maybe someone is finally realizing my dream of rebooting Batman '66.
Wasn't Batman & Robin basically that?

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Post by Mo » 08 Nov 2019, 05:09

lunchstealer wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 12:02
Mo wrote:
07 Nov 2019, 10:13
Ellie wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 17:25
Robert Pattinson as Batman
Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman
Andy Serkis as Alfred
Paul Dano as Riddler
Colin Farrell as Penguin
Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon
Your cast so far for Matt Reeves’ #TheBatman, in theaters 6/25/21
Every single casting decision/rumor I read about Matt Reeves's The Batman sounds like it's supposed to be satire.
Maybe someone is finally realizing my dream of rebooting Batman '66.
Naw, that'd have Jim Rash as the riddler, Patton Oswalt as the Penguin, maybe Arturo Castro as Joker?

Not sure who the Kitt/Newmars of the world are, today, who'd be available for this kind of role.
That would be amazing.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Ellie » 08 Nov 2019, 10:56

I wanna see Uzo Aduba as Catwoman in a Batman '66 reboot. Not slinky, but she could totally rock the I-am-selling-the-camp-of-this-by-being-super-serious-about-my-acting aspect. Fuck, she'd be amazing.
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Post by Warren » 08 Nov 2019, 11:30

Ellie wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 10:56
I wanna see Uzo Aduba as Catwoman in a Batman '66 reboot. Not slinky, but she could totally rock the I-am-selling-the-camp-of-this-by-being-super-serious-about-my-acting aspect. Fuck, she'd be amazing.
I don't want a slinkless Catwoman. Especially not if you're trying for a '66 reboot.
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Post by Ellie » 08 Nov 2019, 11:32

In this version, Jim Rash Riddler is the slinky one, obvs.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Warren » 08 Nov 2019, 11:33

Ellie wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 11:32
In this version, Jim Rash Riddler is the slinky one, obvs.
Yeah, you're writing fanfic.
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Post by lunchstealer » 08 Nov 2019, 13:00

Now I kinda wanna see Nicole Byer as Catwoman.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Warren » 08 Nov 2019, 13:25

lunchstealer wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 13:00
Now I kinda wanna see Nicole Byer as Catwoman.
Hmmm I wouldn't reflexively rule out a plus size Catwoman. Big cats can still slink. But cat burglary is right out.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by lunchstealer » 08 Nov 2019, 14:07

Warren wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 13:25
lunchstealer wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 13:00
Now I kinda wanna see Nicole Byer as Catwoman.
Hmmm I wouldn't reflexively rule out a plus size Catwoman. Big cats can still slink. But cat burglary is right out.
It's a fair cop.
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Ellie » 08 Nov 2019, 14:32

lunchstealer wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 13:00
Now I kinda wanna see Nicole Byer as Catwoman.
Have you listened to her podcast, Why Won't You Date Me? I've only heard a few episodes but it's good stuff. :)
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Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Post by Jadagul » 08 Nov 2019, 15:05

Warren wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 11:33
Ellie wrote:
08 Nov 2019, 11:32
In this version, Jim Rash Riddler is the slinky one, obvs.
Yeah, you're writing fanfic.
So are the film producers.

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