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Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Post by thoreau » 20 Jul 2019, 19:44

Hulk should be Secretary of Education. He is a scientist and he'll smash anyone who pushes edufads.

Iron Man should be Secretary of Energy. His arc reactor could revolutionize clean energy.

Ant Man for Attorney General because we need somebody who has been in the system to spearhead criminal justice reform.

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Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Post by Aresen » 20 Jul 2019, 21:35

Scarlet Witch for Treasury Secretary
Wolverine for Secretary of Agriculture (because he always grows back.)
Professor Xavier for Housing and Urban Development (if he can keep rebuilding that school every few years, he should be able to build houses.)
Dr. Strange for Secretary of Health (or at least Surgeon General)
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Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Post by lunchstealer » 22 Jul 2019, 02:55

Wixenstyx wrote:
20 Jul 2019, 17:52
(though about half of us would have preferred Captain America).
His school PSAs running in the background in Spiderman Homecoming were even more amazing than the "Would you like to know more" bits from Starship Troopers.
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Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Post by Hugh Akston » 08 Aug 2019, 19:47

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