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lunchstealer wrote:
27 Dec 2018, 14:54
OK well now mine is gonna seem like a bit of a step down.

The cold never bothered him anyway.
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Ellie wrote:
06 Jan 2019, 15:48
"I love Cutthroat Kitchen, but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often Alton Brown refers to himself as 'daddy' and makes the contestants wear spreader bars"

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Yeah, I don't know what "image series" you're talking about. I coudn't stand Cutthroat Kitchen (Don't know how they roped AB into hosting something clearly created for Guy Fieri), but I might have to give it another look ;)
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Original version is here.

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Updated with the right thing!
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Ellie wrote:
06 Jan 2019, 17:22
Warren wrote:
06 Jan 2019, 16:06
Ellie wrote:
06 Jan 2019, 15:48
"I love Cutthroat Kitchen, but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often Alton Brown refers to himself as 'daddy' and makes the contestants wear spreader bars"

(safe for work, also please click through the whole image series as I can't figure out how to link to the main post somehow)
Yeah, I don't know what "image series" you're talking about.
Updated with the right thing!
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File me under unsurprised, in retrospect.
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I don't know who Alton Brown is. Isn't he someone the singer refers to in "Winter Wonderland"?
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Andrew wrote:
06 Jan 2019, 20:36
I don't know who Alton Brown is. Isn't he someone the singer refers to in "Winter Wonderland"?
*slow squinty eyed head shake*
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Andrew wrote:
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I don't know who Alton Brown is. Isn't he someone the singer refers to in "Winter Wonderland"?
In the meadow we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Alton Brown
He'll say, Are you married?
We'll say, No man
Then he'll pull out his toys and go to town...
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Of course he's gonna repurpose his toys.

This is the only unitasker he allows in his kitchen.

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Andrew wrote:
06 Jan 2019, 20:36
I don't know who Alton Brown is. Isn't he someone the singer refers to in "Winter Wonderland"?
And you wanted to be an engineer. If I hadn't met you at a King Crimson show I'd be seriously doubting your nerd cred. :mrgreen:
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lunchstealer wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 14:18
Of course he's gonna repurpose his toys.

This is the only unitasker he allows in his kitchen.

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Well, that appears to be an ABC extinguisher, so...
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Ellie wrote:
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#badwomensanatomy
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The more I think about it, the more baffled I am that any man, even a celibate one, would think vaginas work that way.

I did see a thread on Facebook asking, "Can we take a moment to think this through and imagine how a transaction would play out?" "Or a traffic stop? 'License and registration, ma'am' '*hrnnnnkkk* Just a second *hhhrrrrnkkkk* officer'"
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Ellie wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 23:09
The more I think about it, the more baffled I am that any man, even a celibate one, would think vaginas work that way.
I just love the complete non-reaction. "Well that doesn't even raise my eyebrows. So, where does she live?"

Also the bad use of present tense, considering.
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Ellie wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 23:09
The more I think about it, the more baffled I am that any man, even a celibate one, would think vaginas work that way.

I did see a thread on Facebook asking, "Can we take a moment to think this through and imagine how a transaction would play out?" "Or a traffic stop? 'License and registration, ma'am' '*hrnnnnkkk* Just a second *hhhrrrrnkkkk* officer'"
I very generously assumed the author meant it had been placed there after death, but you never know...
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It's nature's pocket!

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Ellie wrote:
31 Jul 2019, 23:09
The more I think about it, the more baffled I am that any man, even a celibate one, would think vaginas work that way.

I did see a thread on Facebook asking, "Can we take a moment to think this through and imagine how a transaction would play out?" "Or a traffic stop? 'License and registration, ma'am' '*hrnnnnkkk* Just a second *hhhrrrrnkkkk* officer'"
My best selling custom leathercraft is a coin-purse that matches that description exactly. It's useful for when you go to a concert/festival and you stash your purse in the trunk but you might need just those things. Inside the bra is the most popular surreptitious place to stash it. But if one were to mingle amongst more unsavory types, I could imagine wanting to bury it a bit deeper.
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I can only say, based on police reports I've read, it's not exactly a rare place to stash things. And not just drugs.
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