This Life is Absurd

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Pham Nuwen
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Pham Nuwen » 13 Feb 2018, 00:02

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Aresen » 13 Feb 2018, 00:12

Oh, Kung Fury, not Kung Furry. I thought it was a movie about kinky people who dress up as animals and are also martial arts fans.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Eric the .5b » 13 Feb 2018, 00:32

Honestly, that was a work that didn't even fill its original runtime. I'm pretty bewildered at this.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by dhex » 13 Feb 2018, 11:01

Seriously. It was a good trailer and less good film after first ten Mins.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Jadagul » 13 Feb 2018, 20:19

I thought Kung Fury was great. But the thing I always say about it is that it knew that it couldn't be any longer than it was, and if it had been stretched out to a feature film length it'd've been terrible.

I guess we'll find out.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Kwix » 14 Feb 2018, 15:54

Aresen wrote: ↑
13 Feb 2018, 00:12
Oh, Kung Fury, not Kung Furry. I thought it was a movie about kinky people who dress up as animals and are also martial arts fans.
I would watch this.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 15 Feb 2018, 16:39

Jadagul wrote: ↑
13 Feb 2018, 20:19
 I thought Kung Fury was great. But the thing I always say about it is that it knew that it couldn't be any longer than it was, and if it had been stretched out to a feature film length it'd've been terrible.

I guess we'll find out.
Yeah. I didn't think it could have been a full ninety minutes. But Manborg worked, so who knows.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Ellie » 22 Feb 2018, 12:33

Email thread from yesterday:
State Farm customer service rep wrote:
Hello –

I am reaching out to you because we would like to schedule a policy review and were unable to reach you by phone. Your homeowners policy is at renewal right now and it’s important that we review your coverage’s, discounts and deductibles.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience so we can set up a time to meet with [State Farm agent] and discuss your policies.

Thank you for your business.
Ellie wrote:Hi, would any time this Friday work?
State Farm customer service rep wrote:How about Friday around 2 p.m.? Either that, or 10 a.m. would work.
Ellie wrote:2pm works great!
State Farm customer service rep wrote: I will put you down. Would you please give me your full name so I can put on the calendar? I don’t have your last name in the email.
Uhhhhh, if you're reaching out to me, shouldn't you know who I am already?
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Warren » 22 Feb 2018, 14:11

Ellie wrote: ↑
22 Feb 2018, 12:33
 Email thread from yesterday:
State Farm customer service rep wrote:
Hello –

I am reaching out to you because we would like to schedule a policy review and were unable to reach you by phone. Your homeowners policy is at renewal right now and it’s important that we review your coverage’s, discounts and deductibles.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience so we can set up a time to meet with [State Farm agent] and discuss your policies.

Thank you for your business.
Ellie wrote:Hi, would any time this Friday work?
State Farm customer service rep wrote:How about Friday around 2 p.m.? Either that, or 10 a.m. would work.
Ellie wrote:2pm works great!
State Farm customer service rep wrote: I will put you down. Would you please give me your full name so I can put on the calendar? I don’t have your last name in the email.
Uhhhhh, if you're reaching out to me, shouldn't you know who I am already?
Yes he should. I suspect this is more Scamity Scam than The Absurd Life.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Jasper » 22 Feb 2018, 14:58

Agreed. Call your insurance agent or the customer service number and confirm your policy is up for discussion.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Andrew » 30 Apr 2018, 19:49

I drove past a small used car lot and saw Jerry Garcia polishing headlights. Looking ragged, but overall not bad for being dead for 20 years.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by thoreau » 11 Jun 2018, 21:49

Dennis Rodman is on TV wearing a MAGA hat and a crypto currency shirt.

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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by lunchstealer » 11 Jun 2018, 22:16

We are living in the future that Rodenberry promised us.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Warren » 11 Jun 2018, 23:43

He was a great rebounder.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Mo » 12 Jun 2018, 10:12

The news is MadLibs.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Dangerman » 12 Jun 2018, 13:51

NSFW but awesome
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Warren » 12 Jun 2018, 14:41

Dangerman wrote: ↑
12 Jun 2018, 13:51
 NSFW but awesome
I think it would be great if society evolved to the point where everyone knows what kind of depravity everyone else is into and simply doesn't care. I don't know if that's possible.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by lunchstealer » 10 Nov 2018, 14:18

I got a lot of problems with you people.
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by JasonL » 10 Nov 2018, 17:09

Ahh yard sard. A prominent “I’m too old for the internet” event in my life. Do not get why funny. Can’t find funny anywhere
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Re: This Life is Absurd

Post by Pham Nuwen » 13 Nov 2018, 21:59

https://www.mpamag.com/news/wells-fargo ... 16073.aspx
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