This Life is Absurd

[Pham Nuwen]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

[Aresen]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

Oh, Kung Fury, not Kung Furry. I thought it was a movie about kinky people who dress up as animals and are also martial arts fans.

[Eric the .5b]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

Honestly, that was a work that didn't even fill its original runtime. I'm pretty bewildered at this.

[dhex]

Seriously. It was a good trailer and less good film after first ten Mins.

[Jadagul]

I thought Kung Fury was great. But the thing I always say about it is that it knew that it couldn't be any longer than it was, and if it had been stretched out to a feature film length it'd've been terrible.

I guess we'll find out.

[Kwix]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... lm-1083883

Huh.

Oh, Kung Fury, not Kung Furry. I thought it was a movie about kinky people who dress up as animals and are also martial arts fans.

I would watch this.

[Fin Fang Foom]

I thought Kung Fury was great. But the thing I always say about it is that it knew that it couldn't be any longer than it was, and if it had been stretched out to a feature film length it'd've been terrible.

I guess we'll find out.

Yeah. I didn't think it could have been a full ninety minutes. But Manborg worked, so who knows.

[Ellie]

Email thread from yesterday:

Hello –

I am reaching out to you because we would like to schedule a policy review and were unable to reach you by phone. Your homeowners policy is at renewal right now and it’s important that we review your coverage’s, discounts and deductibles.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience so we can set up a time to meet with [State Farm agent] and discuss your policies.

Thank you for your business.

Hi, would any time this Friday work?

How about Friday around 2 p.m.? Either that, or 10 a.m. would work.

2pm works great!

I will put you down. Would you please give me your full name so I can put on the calendar? I don’t have your last name in the email.

Uhhhhh, if you're reaching out to me, shouldn't you know who I am already?

[Warren]

Email thread from yesterday:

Hello –

I am reaching out to you because we would like to schedule a policy review and were unable to reach you by phone. Your homeowners policy is at renewal right now and it’s important that we review your coverage’s, discounts and deductibles.

Please get back to us at your earliest convenience so we can set up a time to meet with [State Farm agent] and discuss your policies.

Thank you for your business.

Hi, would any time this Friday work?

How about Friday around 2 p.m.? Either that, or 10 a.m. would work.

2pm works great!

I will put you down. Would you please give me your full name so I can put on the calendar? I don’t have your last name in the email.

Uhhhhh, if you're reaching out to me, shouldn't you know who I am already?

Yes he should. I suspect this is more Scamity Scam than The Absurd Life.

[Jasper]

Agreed. Call your insurance agent or the customer service number and confirm your policy is up for discussion.

[Andrew]

I drove past a small used car lot and saw Jerry Garcia polishing headlights. Looking ragged, but overall not bad for being dead for 20 years.