2015: SEC football is the only real football.

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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Taktix® » 10 Jan 2017, 15:55

Mo wrote:
Kolohe wrote:So is the kid fucking thing why Penn State got shut out of the playoffs? Because I'm fine is someone is going to say that was the reason.
Nope, it was losing to Pitt.
Didn't stop Clemson.

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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Mo » 10 Jan 2017, 15:58

JasonL wrote:In this case the machina came in the form of "they can't convert on third down and the terminator ran out of batteries after 90 snaps or so".
In fairness, Alabama's greatest defense evar was spotted >30 points.
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Kolohe » 09 Jan 2018, 00:07

2018 update - Bama's kicker went full Bernie when he needed to keep it Doug Jones.
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Ellie » 09 Jan 2018, 00:10

I had to google because the only Doug Jones I know is the guy who plays all the weird supernatural characters in Guillermo del Toro movies.
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by JasonL » 09 Jan 2018, 09:59

That was a remarkable throw by a freshman who had like 12 snaps in his college career before being put in the national championship game at halftime down by 10. Among professional players I eyeroll at the clutch narrative, but it's for sure a thing that kids get wild eyed in big spots.

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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Mo » 09 Jan 2018, 10:52

It annoys the hell out of me when teams go away from what was working and play conservatively to sit on a two score lead. There's NFW that lead is safe, even against a mediocre team, let alone in a championship situation.
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Highway » 09 Jan 2018, 10:57

Mo wrote:
09 Jan 2018, 10:52
It annoys the hell out of me when teams go away from what was working and play conservatively to sit on a two score lead. There's NFW that lead is safe, even against a mediocre team, let alone in a championship situation.
And then there's the Atlanta Falcons to bring in the other side of the argument...
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Mo » 09 Jan 2018, 11:10

They were up by 4 scores. The clock is a major ally in that situation. Scoring 2 TDs in 4 minutes, while difficult is not uncommon.
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by Andrew » 16 Nov 2019, 21:58

I watched the Auburn-Georgia game today, and both teams had at least 5 offensive players and several defensive players who were 6'2" to 6'4" and 330 pounds. Where are the breeding tanks for these mutants?

Also, I think the hardest hit of the game was the poor female student photographer who took a knee to the head when a player went out of bounds followed by her head slamming the ground.
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Re: 2015: SEC football is the only real football.

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 16 Nov 2019, 23:29

Andrew wrote:
16 Nov 2019, 21:58
I watched the Auburn-Georgia game today, and both teams had at least 5 offensive players and several defensive players who were 6'2" to 6'4" and 330 pounds. Where are the breeding tanks for these mutants?
I'm sure they're all academic all-stars, too.

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