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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Ellie » 19 Jun 2018, 21:59

Noooooooo, Runaways was SO BAD.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 19 Jun 2018, 22:07

They should hire the production designer from Runaway.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 19 Jun 2018, 22:15

I heard it all be about Picard stuck on Risa with a depowered (and aged) Q (played by Ian McKellen). They solve crimes together and drink at Riker's bar.

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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 19 Jun 2018, 22:18

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:15
I heard it all be about Picard stuck on Risa with a depowered (and aged) Q (played by Ian McKellen). They solve crimes together and drink at Riker's bar.
Don Johnson and Tom Selleck as guests stars in the first season.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Warren » 20 Jun 2018, 12:28

dbcooper wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:18
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:15
I heard it all be about Picard stuck on Risa with a depowered (and aged) Q (played by Ian McKellen). They solve crimes together and drink at Riker's bar.
Don Johnson and Tom Selleck as guests stars in the first season.
Where do I sign?
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 21 Jun 2018, 12:11

dbcooper wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:18
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:15
I heard it all be about Picard stuck on Risa with a depowered (and aged) Q (played by Ian McKellen). They solve crimes together and drink at Riker's bar.
Don Johnson and Tom Selleck as guests stars in the first season.
The bar is named "The Huladeck." Tiki-themed, of course.

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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 21 Jun 2018, 19:04

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
21 Jun 2018, 12:11
dbcooper wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:18
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:15
I heard it all be about Picard stuck on Risa with a depowered (and aged) Q (played by Ian McKellen). They solve crimes together and drink at Riker's bar.
Don Johnson and Tom Selleck as guests stars in the first season.
The bar is named "The Huladeck." Tiki-themed, of course.
:)
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Warren » 21 Jun 2018, 19:54

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
21 Jun 2018, 12:11
dbcooper wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:18
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 Jun 2018, 22:15
I heard it all be about Picard stuck on Risa with a depowered (and aged) Q (played by Ian McKellen). They solve crimes together and drink at Riker's bar.
Don Johnson and Tom Selleck as guests stars in the first season.
The bar is named "The Huladeck." Tiki-themed, of course.
Outstanding. Please keep going. At least until we get a pilot script.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 24 Jun 2018, 22:05

Yaphet Kotto guest stars as a tough but fair Admiral who turns to his "retired" colleagues for one last off-the-books job. Things get a bit hairy, but with the help of their old friend Miles O'Brien they're back in time for happy hour.

David Warner plays a villain.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Jennifer » 10 Aug 2018, 15:55

Jesus, that Nemesis movie was HORRIBLE. It might have made a fair-to-middling TNG episode if you trimmed it down an cut out some unnecessary subplots, but as a full-length movie -- blecch.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by lunchstealer » 11 Aug 2018, 16:28

Jennifer wrote:
10 Aug 2018, 15:55
Jesus, that Nemesis movie was HORRIBLE. It might have made a fair-to-middling TNG episode if you trimmed it down an cut out some unnecessary subplots, but as a full-length movie -- blecch.
I see you've met Insurrection only without them straight up murdering a guy at the end. Well technically by leaving him on an exploding spaceship by beaming only Picard out and not Skaro or whatever he was called.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by lunchstealer » 25 Oct 2018, 17:18

so uhhhh wut?

http://www.startrek.com/article/new-tre ... a0K3K-TpLQ
CBS All Access has set phasers to funny with the announcement today that they’ve given a two-season commitment to Star Trek: Lower Decks, an animated comedy from Emmy Award-winner Mike McMahan. The show, which will be produced by CBS Eye Animation Productions, Secret Hideout and Roddenberry Entertainment, will follow the support crew serving on one of Starfleet’s least-important ships. CBS Eye Animation Productions is CBS Television Studios’ new animation arm.
So I guy who's done some story editing and producing on one season of Rick and Morty is going to be setting our phasers to funny?

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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 25 Oct 2018, 19:24

lunchstealer wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 17:18
so uhhhh wut?

http://www.startrek.com/article/new-tre ... a0K3K-TpLQ
CBS All Access has set phasers to funny with the announcement today that they’ve given a two-season commitment to Star Trek: Lower Decks, an animated comedy from Emmy Award-winner Mike McMahan. The show, which will be produced by CBS Eye Animation Productions, Secret Hideout and Roddenberry Entertainment, will follow the support crew serving on one of Starfleet’s least-important ships. CBS Eye Animation Productions is CBS Television Studios’ new animation arm.
So I guy who's done some story editing and producing on one season of Rick and Morty is going to be setting our phasers to funny?
This is the guy who did the TNG Season 8 twitter account.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by lunchstealer » 25 Oct 2018, 20:38

dbcooper wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 19:24
lunchstealer wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 17:18
so uhhhh wut?

http://www.startrek.com/article/new-tre ... a0K3K-TpLQ
CBS All Access has set phasers to funny with the announcement today that they’ve given a two-season commitment to Star Trek: Lower Decks, an animated comedy from Emmy Award-winner Mike McMahan. The show, which will be produced by CBS Eye Animation Productions, Secret Hideout and Roddenberry Entertainment, will follow the support crew serving on one of Starfleet’s least-important ships. CBS Eye Animation Productions is CBS Television Studios’ new animation arm.
So I guy who's done some story editing and producing on one season of Rick and Morty is going to be setting our phasers to funny?
This is the guy who did the TNG Season 8 twitter account.
OK, that makes more sense. Still would've been better to get the guy who does Riker Googling, but that may be out of CBS All Access's price range.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 05 Dec 2018, 10:59

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Warren » 29 Jun 2019, 09:35

dbcooper wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 01:36
Why does Odo have Trill spots?
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by dbcooper » 29 Jun 2019, 12:28

Warren wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 09:35
dbcooper wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 01:36
Why does Odo have Trill spots?
That was from the episode where the crew hosted some of Dax's past Trill hosts.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 29 Jun 2019, 12:43

There's a teaser up on Amazon Prime, shilling for CBS All Content, for Star Trek: Picard. Given' CBS's work on Star Trek: Discovery and The Twilight Zone, there's every reason to expect it to be choking on its own dick before the end of the first episode.

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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Warren » 29 Jun 2019, 14:32

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 12:43
There's a teaser up on Amazon Prime, shilling for CBS All Content, for Star Trek: Picard. Given' CBS's work on Star Trek: Discovery and The Twilight Zone, there's every reason to expect it to be choking on its own dick before the end of the first episode.
That's just what they said in DBs Red Letter Media YouTube a couple posts above.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 29 Jun 2019, 14:39

Warren wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 14:32
D.A. Ridgely wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 12:43
There's a teaser up on Amazon Prime, shilling for CBS All Content, for Star Trek: Picard. Given' CBS's work on Star Trek: Discovery and The Twilight Zone, there's every reason to expect it to be choking on its own dick before the end of the first episode.
That's just what they said in DBs Red Letter Media YouTube a couple posts above.
Should I be flattered or worried?

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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Aresen » 29 Jun 2019, 15:17

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
29 Jun 2019, 12:43
There's a teaser up on Amazon Prime, shilling for CBS All Content, for Star Trek: Picard. Given' CBS's work on Star Trek: Discovery and The Twilight Zone, there's every reason to expect it to be choking on its own dick before the end of the first episode.
Fortunately, CBS has no spine, which makes this entirely possible, because their dick is too small to get out of the bush.
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Re: Star Trek Wankery

Post by Jennifer » 29 Jun 2019, 15:30

I gave up on Star Trek: Discovery only a few episodes into the first season, and have paid no attention to further Trek offerings or reboots since. If they ARE going to do more stories, I wish they'd focus on sequels or next-gen stories, rather than prequel after prequel after prequel. (And if they are absolutely determined to do prequels in lieu of followups, then instead of "This Starfleet Captain: the Younger Years" and "That Other Starfleet Captain: In High School" and "First Childhood Friendship of A Given Bridge Officer on the Enterprise" and so on, I'd rather see stuff like "The Borg: How TF Did THEY Get Started?")
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