Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

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Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Post by Pham Nuwen » 02 Jul 2018, 19:31

lunchstealer wrote:
02 Jul 2018, 18:14
Tell those young padawans to get off my padalawn!
Win!
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Post by Mo » 19 Jul 2018, 07:37

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Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Post by Warren » 19 Jul 2018, 09:44

Mo wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 07:37
Sure, why the fuck not.
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Post by Shem » 19 Jul 2018, 15:01

Mo wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 07:37
Sure, why the fuck not.
That was hilarious.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 03 Oct 2018, 09:06

Russia undermines something that actually matters:
Bay examined a corpus of messages tweeted at Rian Johnson between December 13th, 2017, and July 20th, 2018 — a total of 967 tweets — ran a sentiment analysis (using a tweet’s language to characterize it as positive, negative, or neutral) on them, segmented the results by account, and then analyzed the Twitter accounts themselves. “Overall,” Bay concludes, “50.9% of those tweeting negatively was likely politically motivated or not even human.” (Bay also found that most fans aren’t so dissatisfied with The Last Jedi that they’re going to boycott any new Star Wars films.)

Bay notes in his abstract that the negative tweets were probably sent to get media coverage of the fandom conflict, which, in his words, was meant to “further propagat[e] a narrative of widespread discord and dysfunction in American society.” Persuading voters of that, he notes, is a goal of both the alt-right and the Russian Federation.
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Post by dhex » 03 Oct 2018, 09:59

it's an interesting/weird story, but given the domestic box office, it wasn't a very successful effort. it's very pearl-clutchy.
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Post by Kolohe » 03 Oct 2018, 12:14

And anyway, wasn't Yeltsin still in charge when the Phantom Menace was made? You can't blame that on Putin.
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Post by Painboy » 03 Oct 2018, 18:25

I'd very much like to see how he identified the accounts. Also a lot of internet savvy types might have been using Russian VPNs or the like.

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Post by Mo » 03 Oct 2018, 18:43

Internet savvy and Russian VPN don’t belong together. If you said Swiss, I could buy it.
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Post by Kolohe » 18 Nov 2018, 14:15

Saw Solo last night. It was ok, but I can see now why it wasn't a bigger hit despite a non-trivial amount of star power. It asks a lot of Alden Ehrenreich who doesn't quite have enough of the easy charisma required to pull it off.

(It also takes out too many characters before the final act)
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Post by JasonL » 18 Nov 2018, 21:13

My flight home movies were Infinity War and Solo. I bailed on Infinity War and thought Solo was considerably better if still not great.

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Post by Pham Nuwen » 18 Nov 2018, 23:42

Solo was fine. I have spoken.
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Post by Taktix® » 20 Nov 2018, 02:30

I saw into the new Star Wars land a little from the peak of the Slinky Dog rollercoaster at WDW.

EEEEEKKK!!!

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Post by Pham Nuwen » 20 Nov 2018, 08:41

Taktix® wrote:
20 Nov 2018, 02:30
I saw into the new Star Wars land a little from the peak of the Slinky Dog rollercoaster at WDW.

EEEEEKKK!!!

8-)
I read that as slinky dong. I thought of the old joke libertine/libertarian.
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Post by thoreau » 12 Apr 2019, 16:47

On the plus side, Lando!

On the minus side, Palpatine? Seriously?
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Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Post by Andrew » 12 Apr 2019, 16:52

thoreau wrote:
12 Apr 2019, 16:47
On the minus side, Palpatine? Seriously?
I read the 3 Timothy Zahn SW books and thought they were decent for what they were. However, I never ventured further into the books because I knew a plot point was the Emperor being immortal and recurring thanks to clones/the Force/whatever, and that struck me as really fucking stupid. By dumping the expanded universe books, I figured Disney would avoid that nonsense. If they are actually dumb enough to use that plot, I'm glad I checked out of SW.
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Post by dhex » 21 Apr 2019, 10:51

Weak title, decent trailer, sad it's not being directed by last jedi guy.
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Post by Andrew » 30 Apr 2019, 22:23

I saw a great idea online: if they bring Palpatine back, then updating him on everything that's happened since he was thrown into the reactor should be done in the style of Robot Chicken's "Emperor's Phone Call."
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Post by Hugh Akston » Today, 02:49

Yasssss
A movie based on Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic — the beloved video game first released in 2003 — is currently being written by Laeta Kalogridis (Avatar, Shutter Island) for Lucasfilm, three sources close to the project told BuzzFeed News.
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