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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Andrew » 03 Oct 2017, 23:00

Having never seen either in person, I did not realize the size difference between elephants and hippos is so large.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by dbcooper » 03 Oct 2017, 23:06

Andrew wrote:
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Having never seen either in person, I did not realize the size difference between elephants and hippos is so large.
I have seen both in person (at the zoo), but was still very surprised.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by dbcooper » 04 Oct 2017, 08:44

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 04 Oct 2017, 20:25

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 07:07

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 16:10

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 16:12

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 16:13

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Mo » 06 Oct 2017, 16:15

the innominate one wrote:
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That seems like the opposite of an evolutionary advantage. I'm much more likely to eat that.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 16:28

Mo: their potential predators and other natural enemies are likely not looking for fruits.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 16:30

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Mo » 06 Oct 2017, 16:32

the innominate one wrote:
06 Oct 2017, 16:28
Mo: their potential predators and other natural enemies are likely not looking for fruits.
I know, I was joking.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Jadagul » 06 Oct 2017, 16:41

Mo wrote:
06 Oct 2017, 16:15
the innominate one wrote:
06 Oct 2017, 16:10
That seems like the opposite of an evolutionary advantage. I'm much more likely to eat that.
This picture gives me the urge to go home, take a picture of my fruit bowl, and post it with the caption: "Wow! This rare purple leaf beetle looks just like a plum!"

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Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 16:56

Mo- ok.

J- that would be funny. Especially with eggplants and bananas.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Warren » 06 Oct 2017, 16:58

the innominate one wrote:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Mo » 06 Oct 2017, 19:53



Shit just got Aesop, son.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 06 Oct 2017, 19:54

Fable news.
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 07 Oct 2017, 09:18

I think this is Chitra indica.

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by the innominate one » 07 Oct 2017, 12:04

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by Kolohe » 07 Oct 2017, 16:13

Turtle Power!
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Re: tio's neato nature thread

Post by dead_elvis » 07 Oct 2017, 16:22

Hmm, I need to figure out how to get a turtle to live in the tree above my car where the pigeons that shit all over it hang out.
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