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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by lunchstealer » 05 Nov 2018, 19:31

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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Jennifer » 05 Nov 2018, 19:40

Jadagul wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:25
Jennifer wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 18:17

Luckily, I live in an era where I can afford to be choosy -- heck, I don't even like the white-meat parts of the chicken. (I mean, I don't dislike white meat, but IMO it's dry and less flavorful than the thighs and drumsticks.)
This is objective fact.

(This isn't me being goofy. Those things are measurable and quantifiable and you are correct.)
I remain bemused by the fact that white meat is considered superior to dark, and generally costs more--even the point where restaurants and frozen heat-n-serve meals will BRAG about the fact that this-here chicken dish uses "all white meat."

My best guess is, this is a remnant of the time when, like, "this one single chicken" is the entire meal for a family, and the breast (white meat) is the single biggest piece of the chicken, therefore the breast was the most desirable piece, which somehow morphed into "white meat is the BEST part of the chicken," rather than merely "the single biggest part."
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Ellie » 05 Nov 2018, 19:45

I will take AAAAAALLLLLLL your chicken breast. I like it way better than any other parts.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by lunchstealer » 05 Nov 2018, 20:06

Jennifer wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:40
Jadagul wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:25
Jennifer wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 18:17

Luckily, I live in an era where I can afford to be choosy -- heck, I don't even like the white-meat parts of the chicken. (I mean, I don't dislike white meat, but IMO it's dry and less flavorful than the thighs and drumsticks.)
This is objective fact.

(This isn't me being goofy. Those things are measurable and quantifiable and you are correct.)
I remain bemused by the fact that white meat is considered superior to dark, and generally costs more--even the point where restaurants and frozen heat-n-serve meals will BRAG about the fact that this-here chicken dish uses "all white meat."

My best guess is, this is a remnant of the time when, like, "this one single chicken" is the entire meal for a family, and the breast (white meat) is the single biggest piece of the chicken, therefore the breast was the most desirable piece, which somehow morphed into "white meat is the BEST part of the chicken," rather than merely "the single biggest part."
It was when low-fat became the mantra of food. Breast meat has very low fat (half of why it has very low taste and very low not-dry) so it was the 'healthiest' so it was the 'best'. Also it's somewhat easier to cook with because it is one big piece and doesn't have much connective tissue (the other half of why very low taste and very low not-dry) so I suspect some places and recipes played it up as 'best' because it simplified cooking.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Highway » 05 Nov 2018, 21:06

Ellie wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:45
I will take AAAAAALLLLLLL your chicken breast. I like it way better than any other parts.
Ellie can't have it all because I want some too. I do not care for dark meat.

And sous vide cooking of chicken breasts at about 148 degrees for 2 hours keeps it from being dry and overcooked.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Kwix » 06 Nov 2018, 02:39

Highway wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 21:06
Ellie wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:45
I will take AAAAAALLLLLLL your chicken breast. I like it way better than any other parts.
Ellie can't have it all because I want some too. I do not care for dark meat.

And sous vide cooking of chicken breasts at about 148 degrees for 2 hours keeps it from being dry and overcooked.
I like a well cooked chicken breast, moist, juicy, soft as buttah. It is however inferior to all other poultry products in flavor.
What breasts have going for them is a lack of bones and the ability to blend into any dish.

Though if you like the flavor of chicken breast with a bit more tooth, I strongly suggest ruffed grouse breasts.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Jadagul » 06 Nov 2018, 03:57

lunchstealer wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 20:06
Jennifer wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:40
Jadagul wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 19:25
Jennifer wrote:
05 Nov 2018, 18:17

Luckily, I live in an era where I can afford to be choosy -- heck, I don't even like the white-meat parts of the chicken. (I mean, I don't dislike white meat, but IMO it's dry and less flavorful than the thighs and drumsticks.)
This is objective fact.

(This isn't me being goofy. Those things are measurable and quantifiable and you are correct.)
I remain bemused by the fact that white meat is considered superior to dark, and generally costs more--even the point where restaurants and frozen heat-n-serve meals will BRAG about the fact that this-here chicken dish uses "all white meat."

My best guess is, this is a remnant of the time when, like, "this one single chicken" is the entire meal for a family, and the breast (white meat) is the single biggest piece of the chicken, therefore the breast was the most desirable piece, which somehow morphed into "white meat is the BEST part of the chicken," rather than merely "the single biggest part."
It was when low-fat became the mantra of food. Breast meat has very low fat (half of why it has very low taste and very low not-dry) so it was the 'healthiest' so it was the 'best'. Also it's somewhat easier to cook with because it is one big piece and doesn't have much connective tissue (the other half of why very low taste and very low not-dry) so I suspect some places and recipes played it up as 'best' because it simplified cooking.

Also, if you don't like the flavor of meat but want to eat meat, chicken breast is a pretty decent option. Because it has very little flavor, you see.

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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Warren » 06 Nov 2018, 08:49

Kwix wrote:
06 Nov 2018, 02:39
What breasts have going for them is a lack of bones and the ability to blend into any dish.
Bingo. Chicken white meat's lack of flavor is a feature not a bug. You're not going to make Cordon Bleu, Chicken Parmesan, or Chicken Marsala with drumsticks.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by dhex » 06 Nov 2018, 10:09

breast (meat) is best.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Jasper » 06 Nov 2018, 14:16

I like both white & dark chicken. Dark is deffo more flavorful, but yeah, flattened breasts to stuff & roll or turn into cutlets for sandwiches or parm is a thing.

Regarding pig uteri, I'd probably have no issues with it since I've done home made sausage with natural casings, and you know what those are.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Andrew » 12 Apr 2019, 23:20

In this thread because food bars aren't really food...

WOLO bars are surprisingly good. They have the same weirdo fiber stuff as Quest Bars and ONE Bars, but less of it, so it's not as off-putting. The sweeteners are sugar (tapioca syrup) and stevia, which avoids sugar alcohols and sucralose, and for me ends up with a decent taste that's not too chemical-heavy. The texture is decent and the protein/sugar ratio is reasonable.

Oddly, ever since being introduced at the local hippie market a few months ago, they've been on sale so they're among the cheapest of bars. They're way better than most of the bars, so I'm not sure why they've been cheaper for so long.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Mo » 06 Sep 2019, 14:02

Fucking sour cream in a bolognese.

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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by JasonL » 06 Sep 2019, 14:21

That’s some Rachel Ray shit right there.

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the list of those things which are not food

Post by Mo » 06 Sep 2019, 18:42

I would be all over that dude’s interpretation of the ‘banger de mash’.

ETA: Sorry Ellie, that came out way gayer than anticipated.
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Post by Warren » 06 Sep 2019, 22:17

I have zero respect for "traditional" or "authentic" when applied to the culinary arts.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Hugh Akston » 07 Sep 2019, 02:57

Does it still count as authentic bolognese if the meat you use comes from a ground-up food hipster?
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by JasonL » 07 Sep 2019, 08:03

I’m not an authenticity maven either. The problem there isn’t inauthenticity the problem is ew gross.

This is a ketchup on ribeye move.

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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Ellie » 07 Sep 2019, 08:42

Mo wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 18:42
I would be all over that dude’s interpretation of the ‘banger de mash’.

ETA: Sorry Ellie, that came out way gayer than anticipated.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Warren » 07 Sep 2019, 10:08

JasonL wrote:
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I’m not an authenticity maven either. The problem there isn’t inauthenticity the problem is ew gross.

This is a ketchup on ribeye move.
What? The sour cream?
Sour cream is almost always welcome on minced meat and tomato preparations.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by JasonL » 07 Sep 2019, 14:46

It already has milk, cream and Parmesan in it. You wanna add some ice cream just to make sure no dairy product is left out?

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Post by Warren » 07 Sep 2019, 14:52

JasonL wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 14:46
It already has milk, cream and Parmesan in it. You wanna add some ice cream just to make sure no dairy product is left out?
Blech :P NO too sweet. But a little yogurt wouldn't be amiss. :lol:
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by lunchstealer » 09 Sep 2019, 19:09

Mo wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 18:42
I would be all over that dude’s interpretation of the ‘banger de mash’.

ETA: Sorry Ellie, that came out way gayer than anticipated.
Hoyay bruh
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by dbcooper » 09 Sep 2019, 22:09

JasonL wrote:
07 Sep 2019, 14:46
It already has milk, cream and Parmesan in it. You wanna add some ice cream just to make sure no dairy product is left out?
:lol:
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by lunchstealer » 08 Oct 2019, 13:04

You got your Park Slope in my Tampa!

You got your Tampa in my Park Slope!

http://www.eatingwell.com/recipe/271034 ... oppy-joes/

Just... why?
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Ellie » 08 Oct 2019, 15:31

Supposedly, green jackfruit has the same stringy consistency as shredded pork. Though I've never had sloppy joes made with shredded meat; it's always been ground.

I have tried it, though, and it tastes like mushy ass.
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