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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by JD » 09 Jul 2018, 17:43

My wife bought a pint of Halo Top ice cream. The tipoffs should have been the words "light ice cream" and "only 280 calories per pint!" I thought the flavor was OK, she did not, but we both thought the texture was nasty; I thought it had a greasy, slick mouthfeel that was not at all like the creaminess of real ice cream. It should also tell you something that the ingredients include erythritol and "prebiotic fiber" - last time I checked, fiber of any kind was not an ice cream ingredient.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by nicole » 10 Jul 2018, 09:20

Yeah that stuff is GROSS
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 11 Jul 2018, 23:19

Papa John resigns from Papa John's.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnew ... ur-n-word/

At least maybe our pizza will get a little better.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Eric the .5b » 11 Jul 2018, 23:25

Man, you can't gripe on a conference call about how back in the day, you could drop the n-bomb all the time and drag black people to death behind cars without people taking it the wrong way, anymore.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 11 Jul 2018, 23:33

I hope that that they develop a loveable cartoon mascot and call him "Papa John" as a form of Damnatio Memoriae.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by Kolohe » 15 Jul 2018, 00:55

Now finally reading the full story on the Papa John's thing that happened. The most ha ha morissettian part I now just learned is that the entire point of conference call was to coach him on better public relations interactions.
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Re: the list of those things which are not food

Post by lunchstealer » 15 Jul 2018, 02:50

Kolohe wrote:
15 Jul 2018, 00:55
Now finally reading the full story on the Papa John's thing that happened. The most ha ha morissettian part I now just learned is that the entire point of conference call was to coach him on better public relations interactions.
There's an O'Henry story in there. Possibly a meta story where O'Henry and Mark Twain duel it out with brickbats at a distance three quarters of a mile.
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