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This is an actual thing
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HA HA!
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SMBC can be annoyingly tolerant of SJW theory, but they hit way more than they miss.

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Did you notice a sign saying dead savior storage?
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I'd vote for Ash. Or Bruce.

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Seen on Craigslist, origin unknown.

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The Swearing Robot. Both impressive and funny. Bleeped but might be NSFW for some.

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"Guilty as charged. Go ahead and ban me from the mall." - Ellie

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Just spent 30 minutes downloading a 640x480 picture of a naked lady.
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Time well spent.
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Did you travel back in time to the 90's?
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I'm actually crying laughing over this. :oops:

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Genius.
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http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php?date=080916

Have some dignity, Catkins.

Vaguely related, a catkin is a particular type of flower cluster, or inflorescence.
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Hugh Akston wrote:Image
Man, the penalty for manspreading has gotten stiff.
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(look away, Warren)

Can someone explain the joke?
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

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The subject/verb agreement correction is interesting. Is it family time that is sacrificed, or of the hours of family time, 15 such hours that are lost?
"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Dude she's the Purdue Pharma of the black pill." - JasonL

"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston

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