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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by lunchstealer » 24 Nov 2015, 03:15

I was asking as a rhetorical question, of the 'Aw, man, nothing that awesome can be real, can it?' It's obviously shopped, but it is a masterpiece on all levels. I wish it was true.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Hugh Akston » 25 Nov 2015, 21:40

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Warren » 25 Nov 2015, 22:57

Why would you post something like that Hugh? That sale was three years ago.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by the innominate one » 29 Nov 2015, 15:19

I caught this on Google news. Nice try, but no.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by the innominate one » 29 Nov 2015, 15:21

Which one would have been better:

That's no hypergiant star.

Or

That is not the hypergiant star you're looking for.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by lunchstealer » 02 Dec 2015, 17:21

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by the innominate one » 04 Dec 2015, 13:19

Kids.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Taktix® » 08 Dec 2015, 22:11

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by thoreau » 13 Dec 2015, 14:18

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Did you know that oxygen is the primary chemical component in the CO2 that causes global warming? Think about that. Every time you inhale, you are bringing a chemical responsible for global warming into your body.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Kolohe » 13 Dec 2015, 14:31

It's not wrong though? In the big picture of biological processes? Doesn't a good chunk of the living biomass on Earth treat oxygen as a poison?

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by thoreau » 13 Dec 2015, 14:49

#notallcells
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Kolohe » 13 Dec 2015, 15:02

#yesallredox
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by the innominate one » 13 Dec 2015, 15:27

*Golf clap*
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Aresen » 13 Dec 2015, 23:24

the innominate one wrote:I caught this on Google news. Nice try, but no.

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This is what a giant star looks like when it gets old

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by lunchstealer » 14 Dec 2015, 14:15

"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL

"We can't confirm rumors that Lynndie England is in the running to be Gina Haspel's personal aide." - DAR

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by the innominate one » 23 Dec 2015, 08:45

Aresen: who is that? Quick, answer me before he collapses into a black hole.

In other news:

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Vader! Release him! We had been 7 days without a force choking. Now I have to go reset the counter.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Taktix® » 23 Dec 2015, 08:47

Watch out, Marlon Brando looks to be going supernova...
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by lunchstealer » 06 Jan 2016, 17:22

A joint creation between myself and Stevo.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 07 Jan 2016, 21:37

H/T to Smacky via FB

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 07 Jan 2016, 22:35

D.A. Ridgely wrote:H/T to Smacky via FB

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I sure hope there's a run on those google phones tomorrow.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by thoreau » 08 Jan 2016, 14:56

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Andrew » 09 Jan 2016, 08:07

I've never understood why their slogan is "bear down" when the mascot is a wildcat.
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holy shit there will never be an end until the sweet release of death (as dictated by the death panels, natch) - lunch

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