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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 21 Sep 2017, 21:03

I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 27 Sep 2017, 11:05

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 05 Oct 2017, 23:37

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 08 Oct 2017, 18:04

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 10 Oct 2017, 22:15

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Futurama fans probably think it's old news, but I've never seen it before and I laughed really hard :D
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 13 Oct 2017, 01:25

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by the innominate one » 13 Oct 2017, 17:17

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Warren » 13 Oct 2017, 19:58

the innominate one wrote:
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For the Christmas card?
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Mo » 19 Oct 2017, 20:41

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by dbcooper » 19 Oct 2017, 21:30

That man is wearing flip-flops and has visible tattoos. They should be killed.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 11 Nov 2017, 10:38

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I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 28 Dec 2017, 13:56

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Warren » 28 Dec 2017, 14:30

Ellie wrote:
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Unknowingly? Perhaps, but I bet they at least suspect. If they're not dead I mean. Oh dang, I wouldn't be surprised if most days it's a dead guy.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Painboy » 02 Feb 2018, 20:23

If GAC Wants To Break Into The American Market They Need To Make Their Website Less Hilarious

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First, and this is recurring throughout the site, it’s pretty clear that hyphenation makes no sense to people who use a logosyllabic written language. And, of course, the spelling is pretty iffy, but the weird line breaks sort of help obscure that.

But more importantly here is the advice given in the copy:
“An ease of mind refers to acting in a desirable way.”

That’s what I’ve always been saying about car seats! What else would an ease of mind refer to?
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You know what today’s consumers want most from their Suspended Surround Luxury Yacht Cockpits on their cars? 100-plus “smart keys,” for a start, because that sounds easy and manageable, and also a “visual way for a return to your innermost.”
Innermost-returnability is, like, my only must-have when it comes to buying a new SUV.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by JasonL » 02 Feb 2018, 20:31

Hahaaa. Also im drunk.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Eric the .5b » 02 Feb 2018, 21:30

*laughs*

Admittedly, after reading years of stuff about science and technology companies in China, I suspect GAC's problem entering the market won't be their website. It'll be, once they find out their cars can't pass inspections, that literally trying to hand bags of money to people won't solve the problem.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Dangerman » 02 Feb 2018, 22:58

Guys in the comments are high-fiving about their mutual love for zip-off cargo pant/shorts.

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 03 Feb 2018, 01:02

JasonL wrote:
02 Feb 2018, 20:31
Hahaaa. Also im drunk.
:lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by dead_elvis » 03 Feb 2018, 15:41

More than the language mistakes, what cracks me up is that almost none of the pictures match what they are talking about. If you're bragging about how luxurious your leather seats are, you might want to show those instead of what looks like part of the door.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Ellie » 07 Feb 2018, 10:38

For everybody but especially JasonL:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesod ... =top&t=all
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Sandy » 07 Feb 2018, 14:05

Ellie wrote:
07 Feb 2018, 10:38
For everybody but especially JasonL:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesod ... =top&t=all
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTS
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by JasonL » 07 Feb 2018, 14:12

Ahh! I thought it was just about the first one with NN and all. That’s pretty great

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by dhex » 07 Feb 2018, 15:31

the inkblot fetishist one is gold.
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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by Sandy » 13 Feb 2018, 17:35

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Hindu is the cricket of religions. You can observe it for years, you can have enthusiasts try to explain it to you, and it's still baffling. - Warren

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Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

Post by lunchstealer » 13 Feb 2018, 18:38

Reminds me of this touching counterpoint to last year's inauguration...

https://politics.theonion.com/departing ... 1819579548
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