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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Hugh Akston » 07 Jun 2018, 17:53

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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by lunchstealer » 07 Jun 2018, 18:52

Now I can't help but hear it narrated by Rob Dyrdek, "Oh you want a piece of this? Go to sleep! You're asleep! There you have it folks. You mess with an alligator, you're gonna take a nap."
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by Hugh Akston » 06 Jul 2018, 15:57

Rhino poachers eaten by lions
The men entered the Sibuya Game Reserve on the southeast coast armed with a high-powered rifle and an axe in the early hours of Monday and were found dismembered the following day.

"They strayed into a pride of lions - it's a big pride so they didn't have too much time," reserve owner Nick Fox, 60, told AFP.

"We're not sure how many there were - there's not much left of them.

"There seems to be clothing for three people. I've not heard of it before in our area."
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by JD » 10 Jul 2018, 13:37

Well, they are presumably English seagulls...wait, then shouldn't they be drunk and throwing up on a flight to Spain?

Drunken seagulls found throwing up on English beaches, animal welfare group says
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Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Post by lunchstealer » 11 Jul 2018, 19:26

JD wrote:
10 Jul 2018, 13:37
Well, they are presumably English seagulls...wait, then shouldn't they be drunk and throwing up on a flight to Spain?

Drunken seagulls found throwing up on English beaches, animal welfare group says
The English can be drunk and throwing up wherever they may find themselves.
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